Ok, minor exaggeration but you said “I see plenty men doing it”.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Thread: Things you don't get.
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01-03-2018 07:31 AM #391
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01-03-2018 07:56 AM #392
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01-03-2018 08:24 AM #393
Why do people seem to have a problem with a bloke nipping into the bushes to relieve themselves when we've got thousands of dogs pishing all over the place?
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01-03-2018 08:42 AM #394This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-03-2018 08:43 AM #395This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-03-2018 10:17 AM #396This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The police will say it's not their job to differentiate between offences. That's the courts' job.
However, I'm pretty sure the police turn a blind eye to it more often than not.
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01-03-2018 10:31 AM #397
A few years ago in Aberdeen my mate got an on the spot fine for having a pee 'in the street'. He was desperate, it was 2am and he nipped down a side street, into an unlocked goods yard and took a slash down a drain. Mid stream 3 Police officers jumped on him and issued him with the fine. They must have followed him down there. Now he broke the law but it seems a bit of a waste of Police time given he took reasonable grounds to get out of view and to avoid 'contaminating' the area.
At the same time Aberdeen city Council had a scheme where they had open, uncovered urinals set up on Union Street on weekend evenings for men to pee in. So had we been 20 minutes closer to town my mate could have had a pee in full view of hundreds of people contributing to the resulting stench that anyone who has used high volume use portable toilets will be aware off and been fine but peeing in a drain in a relatively secluded area saw him fined £80.PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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01-03-2018 11:55 AM #398This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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01-03-2018 12:11 PM #399
Dogs, cats & horses can relieve themselves without fines (unless the owner is with the dog).
I think humans are being victimised. Young policemen's prostrates are obviously still in good order.
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01-03-2018 08:14 PM #400This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Twenty years on, I tend to drink wine rather than beer but it’s still the same, make sure I go before I leave the pub for example, because if I don’t I’ll be needing to go within fifteen minutes.
I drive a lot with work, usually two or three-hour journeys and I won’t even bother with a coffee for the car unless I’ve got the pit stops carefully plannedThere's only one thing better than a Hibs calendar and that's two Hibs calendars
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01-03-2018 09:25 PM #401This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Peeing on the bike can have other benefits, especially if temperatures dip in the mountains or the windswept French countryside. "In races that are soaking wet and freezing cold, I like to piss myself," Cavendish says. "It warms me up for a split second. You get warm and you don’t have to fuss around."
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01-03-2018 09:36 PM #402
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02-03-2018 12:30 AM #403This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Wild birds **** everywhere and I hope you wouldn't advocate our doing the same - and I don't want to hear of any dodgy pornos before someone chips in.
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02-03-2018 04:42 AM #404This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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02-03-2018 09:53 AM #406
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Folk clearing their path / driveway when it’s still belting down with snow.
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02-03-2018 11:06 AM #407This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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02-03-2018 11:25 AM #408This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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02-03-2018 11:44 AM #409This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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02-03-2018 02:24 PM #410This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I'm clearing the snow once a day, akin to painting the Forth bridge but it's easy enough to stay on top of it.
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02-03-2018 06:12 PM #411This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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02-03-2018 07:33 PM #412
People who sit in their car in the snow, Rev the arse out it, spin the wheels, car doesn’t move. Oh, I know, I’ll keep revving and revving, and spinning the wheels, it’s bound to work eventually, the 45 minutes I’ve been here doing it and getting nowhere at all don’t count. idiots
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02-03-2018 08:32 PM #413This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Will be clearing it tomorrow though for something to do!
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02-03-2018 08:36 PM #414This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
United we stand here....
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05-03-2018 02:02 PM #415This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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26-07-2018 01:02 PM #417
Not sure why either either popped into my head, but the original stories to, not going to the MK Dons game and a Jambo crying on a balcony in Bulgaria, both passed me by.
What was the origins of them?
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26-07-2018 05:49 PM #418This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The Bulgarian balcony tears were I think a straight lift from a post on Keechback. Not sure if it was a genuine HOMFC fan or one of us. Their site was absolutely riddled with us at one point, posting all sorts of silliness.Last edited by Mibbes Aye; 26-07-2018 at 05:53 PM.
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28-07-2018 04:07 AM #419This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The tears was someone on KB saying they were on a hotel balcony in Bulgaria in tears of happiness because of some bull****.Last edited by Haymaker; 28-07-2018 at 04:10 AM.
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28-07-2018 04:09 PM #420
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