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12-04-2017 07:34 PM #1@hibs.net private member
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Hearts statement
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12-04-2017 07:38 PM #2Solipsist
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I don't want to upset my anti-virus software, so what does it say?
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12-04-2017 07:40 PM #4@hibs.net private member
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Safe to say Cathro is going nowhere. He will be there for ever unless he picks up and another team takes him which is highly unlikely.
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12-04-2017 07:41 PM #5Coaching Staff
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Begging bowl out again?, is Budge a watered down version of mad Vlad?, will they be be asking the royal snob house of Roseberry for more handouts? will there be any chance of getting Mary Berry involved for a "bake out for tynie?"
The list is endless.
What a weird bunch.
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12-04-2017 07:43 PM #6@hibs.net private member
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It's a 52 page document (well it feels like that reading it) covering everything going on at Hearts the now. Originally Posted by Eyrie
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Cathro is a genius and it's just the media making him look bad.
Levein is a footballing god and nobody can do their job without him.
They are skint and have the begging bowl out again with various offers for fans to pay £100 for **** all.
They are going to be doing things like family fun days and bake sales to raise funds (no really, they are)
Season ticket prices are going up.
Some pish about silver and platinum seating areas.
Think that pretty much covers it.
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12-04-2017 07:46 PM #7@hibs.net private member
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Jesus Christ, they're charging £100 to guarantee their season ticket seats for cup games. They still have to PAY for the seat though for each match.
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12-04-2017 07:46 PM #8ADMIN
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A clear indication that Budge is feeling the pressure. Originally Posted by bingo70
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Digging gold from rock and roll
Grabs the mic to tell us,
He'll die before he's sold.
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12-04-2017 07:47 PM #9Testimonial Due
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The gargoyles over the road will no doubt be foaming at the mouth after reading that. All very jolly hockey sticks and short on any accountability imo. It's all the presses fault, they're the only team that gets injuries and finishing below St Johnstone after spending a fortune in January was all part of the master plan.
Also sounds like the funding is a bit of a headache for the new stand. Worrying times for those of a pink persuasion.
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12-04-2017 07:47 PM #10Testimonial Due
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What two games a season max ... 😂 Originally Posted by chlub Hibernian
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12-04-2017 07:47 PM #11@hibs.net private member
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Hearts statement
I've not finished this yet.
But how atrociously written is it?
It's like she's trying to be their pals.
It is how I'd construct a text lots of parenthesis for effect...
Now read this and tell me if it makes grammatical sense.
"Ian is particularly articulate and in his post-match interview and always attempts to give an honest and fulsome evaluation of how he sees things"
I have now realised the length of this statement and can't be arsedLast edited by Alex Trager; 12-04-2017 at 07:50 PM.
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12-04-2017 07:48 PM #12@hibs.net private member
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Jesus Christ again, they've to pay £100 up front to secure discounts in the club shop. What the actual ****?
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12-04-2017 07:48 PM #13@hibs.net private member
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Hearts doing a Jam tart sale? How on earth did they manage to dream that one up?
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I like the idea of the football challenge in amongst the bouncy castles and bake sales after the last game of the season.
If only there was some sort of football challenge they could take part in before the season ends.
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What if they get away draws? Do they get their £100 back? 😂 Originally Posted by chlub Hibernian
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12-04-2017 07:51 PM #16@hibs.net private member
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They really are a shameless begging bowl of a mess.
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12-04-2017 07:52 PM #17@hibs.net private member
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No. Originally Posted by Galahibby
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12-04-2017 07:52 PM #18@hibs.net private member
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Was murder to read but I thought that may just have been the content of it? Originally Posted by Alex Trager
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Why the need to cover so many things in the one statement? IMO they're a shambles and they don't have a clue what they're doing.
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12-04-2017 07:53 PM #19@hibs.net private member
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Selling the bricks to make BBQ's
PERSEVERE
Verb: pə:ːsɪ'ˈvɪə/
To not give up.
To go the distance.
To stop at nothing.
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12-04-2017 07:54 PM #20@hibs.net private member
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It seems as though no one has proof read it. Originally Posted by bingo70
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It's not professional at all, which is fine, with regards to the tone of it.
To put a statement out that is grammatically wrong is just poor.
I've not even got to the bake sale yet haha
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12-04-2017 07:54 PM #21Testimonial Due
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Haha I got about a paragraph more than that and reached the same conclusion! Originally Posted by Alex Trager
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When they said Cathro had been there since 2106 I did wonder just how long I'd been reading that bloody statement for. Originally Posted by Alex Trager
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Haha you're joking me? Originally Posted by bingo70
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I missed that.
I am dyslexic mind yon
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So a sort of cup top up scheme costing £100 but without the top up. Genius Originally Posted by chlub Hibernian
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12-04-2017 08:01 PM #25Coaching Staff
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Two if they draw us in both cups. Originally Posted by 007 Mickey Weir
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12-04-2017 08:02 PM #26@hibs.net private member
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Still haven't decided if they are offering season ticket holders in the Roseburn full tickets or if they'll move them for Cat A games. Basically Hibs may only get 1,500 tickets for Tynecastle next season.
Would hope we'd respond in kind with their allocation.
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They've fixed it now, I only noticed it as someone was taking the piss out them on twitter about it. Originally Posted by Alex Trager
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12-04-2017 08:04 PM #28First Team Breakthrough
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What a mess our neighbours are in, fantastic juxtaposition with our own clubs fortunes.
Seems odd too with Budge's on field six month review that there is no mention of their Scottish Cup run?
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Wow!! They really are struggling in the money stakes!!
Wonder if they actually get what she's doing??
We want your money, you might not get anything back for your money, but we need your money!
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'Run' would be pushing it Originally Posted by Sauzee07
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