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    100 metre sprint

    Barker v Squirrel v Ivan. Who wins?


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    Ivan.

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    Ivan and it’s probably not even close.

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    Barker

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    Ivan.
    No chance. He's coming up for 37 .

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    Given his hamstring is currently knackered, Ivan's mum would win a race with Brandon......

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    Oh Ivan definitely.

    Ask them to dribble round cones half way up witha. Ball at their foot and it’s Barker.

    But Ivan for raw pace... and greatness :)

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    Has to be Barker. Ivan is a bit long in the tooth now and a squirrel's legs are too short...

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    Given his hamstring is currently knackered, Ivan's mum would win a race with Brandon......
    So the answer is Squirrel

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    Barker v Squirrel v Ivan. Who wins?
    Darryl Green. (Fastest man in the NFL - in full gear 80s redskin)

    Always thought that at the end of preseason we should have a superstars type session showcasing the teams fitness. If you cant relate kids lols up Brian Jack ;)

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    100 metre sprints count for nowt in football , or George McNeil would have been another Pele.

    Its the 10, 20 or even 30 metre dashes that break defences.

    Lawrie Reilly once said he was the slowest man at Easter Road over 100 yards, but the fastest over 10 and that's what was his greatest asset.

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    Reminds me of the time I emailed Hibs when I was drunk and asked how fast Ivan could run 100m, never did get a response

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    Reminds me of the time I emailed Hibs when I was drunk and asked how fast Ivan could run 100m, never did get a response
    😂😂 that’s quality

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngusHibby View Post
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    Barker v Squirrel v Ivan. Who wins?
    Barker over 100, Ivan over 40

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    Alan O'Brien

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenginger View Post
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    100 metre sprints count for nowt in football , or George McNeil would have been another Pele.

    Its the 10, 20 or even 30 metre dashes that break defences.

    Lawrie Reilly once said he was the slowest man at Easter Road over 100 yards, but the fastest over 10 and that's what was his greatest asset.

    Very true....

    I believe a certain Craig Levein was at one point the fastest man in scottish football and he defenitely wasnt another Pele!

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    Alan O'Brien
    Only on his motorbike though 🛵

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    Very true....

    I believe a certain Craig Levein was at one point the fastest man in scottish football and he defenitely wasnt another Pele!
    Aye to the bog

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen View Post
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    Aye to the bog
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenginger View Post
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    100 metre sprints count for nowt in football , or George McNeil would have been another Pele.

    Its the 10, 20 or even 30 metre dashes that break defences.

    Lawrie Reilly once said he was the slowest man at Easter Road over 100 yards, but the fastest over 10 and that's what was his greatest asset.
    Correct.

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    Ivan's the fastest player I've seen. And I include Kris Killen in that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngusHibby View Post
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    Barker v Squirrel v Ivan. Who wins?

    George McNeil -

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    Barker over 100, Ivan over 40
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMurdoch View Post
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    So the answer is Squirrel
    By the time he'd stopped halfway through for his second pint Ivan would have long overtaken him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by greenginger View Post
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    100 metre sprints count for nowt in football , or George McNeil would have been another Pele.

    Its the 10, 20 or even 30 metre dashes that break defences.

    Lawrie Reilly once said he was the slowest man at Easter Road over 100 yards, but the fastest over 10 and that's what was his greatest asset.
    Lineker was the same but he was lightning over less than 5 yards. Just enough for him to nip in ahead of his markers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenginger View Post
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    100 metre sprints count for nowt in football , or George McNeil would have been another Pele.

    Its the 10, 20 or even 30 metre dashes that break defences.

    Lawrie Reilly once said he was the slowest man at Easter Road over 100 yards, but the fastest over 10 and that's what was his greatest asset.
    Might be even first 5 yards that are important. That is more than enough to get space for a killer pass, win a loose ball or score a goal. I'd say Ivan over the 100m but it would be interesting to see who is quickest off the very short distances.

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    Who won the dash oot the fire exit door

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    Sure Gareth Evans would have a space on the blocks in this race.

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