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  1. 09-06-2018 03:18 PM #1
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    Summer transfer pun thread

    All the puns can go in here instead of the main thread. Fire away.
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  2. 09-06-2018 03:21 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diclonius View Post
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    All the puns can go in here instead of the main thread. Fire away.
    Not for me.

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  3. 09-06-2018 03:33 PM #3
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    Puntastic!
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  4. 09-06-2018 03:33 PM #4
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    there's no pun in this IMO.
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  5. 09-06-2018 04:00 PM #5
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    This should be moved to the dugout.
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  6. 09-06-2018 04:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DexterStJock View Post
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    This should be moved to the dugout.
    If we do that then all the puns will go back to the main thread.
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  7. 09-06-2018 04:08 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonhibby View Post
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    Not for me.

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

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    Good.An old-time couthy sayings thread.
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  8. 09-06-2018 04:13 PM #8
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    There's already a summer transfers thread, admin prick please merge.
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  9. 09-06-2018 06:06 PM #9
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    [QUOTE=Bostonhibby;5426983]Not for me.

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

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    Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wee Effen Bee View Post
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    Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!
    Give up now - you're having a 'mare and just look foalish.
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  11. 09-06-2018 06:43 PM #11
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    This is gelding beyond a joke.
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    [QUOTE=Wee Effen Bee;5427056]
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    Not for me.

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

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    Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!
    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
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  13. 09-06-2018 07:07 PM #13
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    [QUOTE=WoreTheGreen;5427075]
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    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead


    A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.



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  14. 09-06-2018 07:10 PM #14
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    [QUOTE=Wee Effen Bee;5427056]
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    Not for me.

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

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    Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!
    It's a sign of the times when we have station's dedicated to moles. It's the horses I feel sorry for.

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  15. 09-06-2018 07:13 PM #15
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    Neigh bother
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  16. 09-06-2018 07:13 PM #16
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    [QUOTE=WoreTheGreen;5427075]
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    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
    Are all of these pun's because everyone is long faced waiting some activity in the transfer market
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  17. 09-06-2018 07:19 PM #17
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    [QUOTE=147lothian;5427097]
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    Are all of these pun's because everyone is long faced waiting some activity in the transfer market
    Yeah bored just waiting for white smoke or anything but got ST so what happens happens
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  18. 09-06-2018 08:16 PM #18
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    [QUOTE=Wee Effen Bee;5427056]
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    Not for me.

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    Hay lad, that’s not a pun. Remember that guy from Glasgow who got done for pony molestation? He said he was just feeling a little hoarse!
    Yup - the same guy who thought that the song “Muffin the Mule” was actually a sexual offence ! I’ll get ma 🧥!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glory Lurker View Post
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    This is gelding beyond a joke.
    Geez oh it’s a furlong way ‘til the start of the season😁
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  20. 09-06-2018 08:32 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonhibby View Post
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    Not for me.

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

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    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
    https://youtu.be/lnn-AVexPvQ
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  21. 09-06-2018 08:48 PM #21
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    [QUOTE=WoreTheGreen;5427075]
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    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
    , mate.
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  22. 09-06-2018 09:31 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glory Lurker View Post
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    , mate.
    Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
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    [QUOTE=scm70nyd1973;5427113]
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    Yup - the same guy who thought that the song “Muffin the Mule” was actually a sexual offence ! I’ll get ma 🧥!
    Never mind yer ma. I'm busy muffin' her the now!
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  24. 09-06-2018 10:43 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish View Post
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    Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
    Me and Squirrel, out on the right
    Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
    Me and Squirrel, ooh paradise
    Excellent work! I should record though that I don't hate Nerys Hughes.
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    Its just not the same feel on this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish View Post
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    There's already a summer transfers thread, admin prick please merge.
    What is a non shiny fish...?

    And "admin prick" is always plural........as in "many"😁
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  27. 10-06-2018 02:00 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyrie View Post
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    Give up now - you're having a 'mare and just look foalish.
    😬ok. Neigh mare horsing a round. Of course it’s sad, racing on about puns when the transfer (horse) market hass stalled! Already got my coat and my hat as my puns are a bit pony and trap!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish View Post
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    Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
    Me and Squirrel, out on the right
    Me and McGinn, yamclubbing
    Me and Squirrel, ooh paradise
    Is your name Matt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diclonius View Post
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    If we do that then all the puns will go back to the main thread.
    You won't stop puns.
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  30. 10-06-2018 11:21 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    You won't stop puns.
    If I continue to post them, will I be punished?
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