The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[Toaods]

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YOU're cookin' tonight!

think I'm running out now........

[lyonhibs]

Dear dear this threas appears to have lost its impetus - imagine any posters that only look at page one and as such miss out on this piece of Shakespearian literature!!!!

Yamalogy - figure of speech, frequently used by Yams to avoid using nasty, reality based words that would force them to face up to the actions of the Uber-Yam. Such as "that Pinalla is as clinical as Boris Becker in a linen cupboard" or "Beslija will hurt teams as much as my current infestation of the clap hurts my bellend"

Yamal - average Yams preferred sexual position - replicates the experience of letting a Mad Lithuanian buy all your shares and then subtly (or at least subtly by your standards of intellingence) shaft you all the way to Prague and back. Forms a integral part of a Yam and Cheese sandwich.

[GreenandGlaikit]

Yamascus: "A reverse Epiphany in which staunch believers suddenly realise their Messiah is false, and financially, has been a 'very naughty boy ' "

[peregrine]

Yamdrogynous: see Craig Gordon

[matty_f]

Yamadolesence - the ability to reach old age without ever having your balls drop. Will still be childish in any argument right up to the day you die.

Yamasculinity - the anti-masculinity. The act of acting tough, but falling down and rolling about for nearly an hour at the slightest hint of contact during a football match.

Yamour - like humour, but without the funny bits.

Yamaloid (2) - When a hemaroid gets a Yam.

Yamnesia - The memory blank that a Yam gets following one result, where they actually forget that they were pants in the match that they just won, and allows them to approach the next match with supreme confidence that everything is hunky-dorey.

Yammorak - the boring sod in any pub/workplace who can reel off countless Yamfacts which are devoid of interest to any non-Yamaloid. Is selective in stat-picking, and often twists them to suit.

[Toaods]

YAMerica - a new undiscovered land where good fortune is expected and everything turns out good.

[Speedway]

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Yamadolesence - the ability to reach old age without ever having your balls drop. Will still be childish in any argument right up to the day you die.

Yamasculinity - the anti-masculinity. The act of acting tough, but falling down and rolling about for nearly an hour at the slightest hint of contact during a football match.

Yamour - like humour, but without the funny bits.

Yamaloid (2) - When a hemaroid gets a Yam.

Yamnesia - The memory blank that a Yam gets following one result, where they actually forget that they were pants in the match that they just won, and allows them to approach the next match with supreme confidence that everything is hunky-dorey.

Yammorak - the boring sod in any pub/workplace who can reel off countless Yamfacts which are devoid of interest to any non-Yamaloid. Is selective in stat-picking, and often twists them to suit.

Brilliant

[peregrine]

Super-yam: lycra-clad super-hero, sent to earth to save HomoFC from extinction. Fictional character, extists only in the imagination of small boys

[AJHibby]

Yamist

Informally known as a "Gretna FC supporter", this is a person who is desperate to become a yam by singing their songs and supporting a pretend team. The only reason they are not yams is because they have slightly realistic ambitions.

[heretoday]

Yam Bam Thank you Mam - Polite remark after a short encounter with a lady of the maroon persuasion, or "Yam Tart".

Yam Tomorrow - oft made promise by a strange East European gentleman.

[Toaods]

Yam-'ball'aya

a mix of many different varieties.

[Speedway]

Uncle Yam (Vlad Don't Need You)

Gary MacKay's much appreciated attempt to give Hibbies everywhere more mocking (y)ammunition to aim at their yambo acquaintences by posing in a village people cap and trying to emulate the iconic war posters of World War II

Yammunition (Candy, Baby)

See above.

Trans-Yam (Jalopy, Rustbucket)

Car driven by your (below) average Yam. The driving of which leads to thoughts of alternative lifestyles as a soultion and escape for the immovable nagging sense of dread in the back of their heads.

Yosemite Yam (Bufoon, Trumpet)

Witless adversary of always one step ahead Bugs Hibby.

The Yamerican Dream (bubble, burst)

Ideology sold to the yams time after time and replaced by an altogether browner smelling, lithuanian orginiating, alternative.

[EuanH78]

Yamñana tomorrow or in the future, as spoken by Mr V. Romanov with regards to the new stadium developments " It'll happen Yamñana "

[EuanH78]

Yamel A humanoid with a hump like a camel. A hearts supporting hunchback.

[leithman]

Yamackay an early flight bird who in typical yamness will not and cannot change its mind and vere from the chosen strategy, even if it means missing out on the greatest moment in yam history.

Yamanager extinct (last seen c.2006)

Yamuppet ideal leader of yams where heart soul and mind have been removed and are operated by means of an arm inserted through a rear entrance. (first viewed c.2006)

[leithman]

Robertsons Yam a diminutive creature which performs well on the park but has a tendency to neglect the nest allowing predators to approach its mate.

[1two]

bump


always good to read about those worse off than yourself

[lyonhibs]

Just to get a bit of a better atmosphere around this board as people appear to be getting their knickers in a twist over a Daily ****** "exclusive" (One of Scotland's best ever midfielders and one of the few to have made an impact abroad has a arrogant streak in him - SHOCK). We have a Scottish Cup Semi-Final to play against a beatable Dunfermline side, and if the 11 that wear the green on Sunday don't know/understand what that trophy means to us fans then they should all be given the "don't let the door slam" treatment in the summer (with the usual suspects first in line)

Yampathy - empathy shown by supporters of other clubs towards the Yams (Blind leading the blind,deaf AND dumb) in their current hilarious predicament. See also: never going to happen.

Yamthics - a code of ethics installed by King Yamvlad - utterly contrary to the accepted practices of any westernised society. Highlights include - entering into contracts to sign players for ridiculous sums (see yamoney) before attempting renege on said deal as the player in question turns out to be total Richard the Third, Slating certified Club Legends in the press (and somehow getting supporters to follow suit) whilst offering classic titbits to the media. See "We have found the cure, even if the diagnosis was painful!!!"

[Speedway]

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Yamackay an early flight bird who in typical yamness will not and cannot change its mind and vere from the chosen strategy, even if it means missing out on the greatest moment in yam history.

Yamanager extinct (last seen c.2006)

Yamuppet ideal leader of yams where heart soul and mind have been removed and are operated by means of an arm inserted through a rear entrance. (first viewed c.2006)

I believe this one is actually:

Yamanager (Interchangeable, Frequent)

HOMFC version of Champ Manager where you are sacked after every sixth game no matter what your results are.

Other game features include:

- The inability to have a contract accepted by any player in a league as good or better than the SPL

- 'Mutiny' button from players when they are not paid

- UEFA Disciplinary screenshots when you don't pay for a player

- SFA fines for disputing Referees' integrity.

- Up to one matchday tactical option.

- New animations including 'Yamo e Yamo' aftermatch handbags outside the stadium

[ArmadaleHibs]

YAMORAK - yam who thinks he knows it all

YAMPOT - idiotic yam

YAMPALUMPA - small yam

YAMSTER - pets for yampots

[GreenandGlaikit]

Yamkaybee: "A frequently unavailable, unreliable and often deluded information source"

[Kendo]

Yamajor Announcement: eager speculation of some positive news from the PBS for days in advance only to discover that its all a load of crap.

[monkey]

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Big Team
A term used to describe a club who have won 2 trophies in 40 years

Wee Team
A term used to describe a club who have won 3 trophies in 40 years

Hoofball (kick, punt, grab, pull)
A style of football originating from west Edinburgh

Big team: a term used to describe a club who have won 2 MAJOR trophies in 40 years.

Wee Team: a term used to describe a club who have won 3 wee trophies in 40 years.

[MSK]

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Big team: a term used to describe a club who have won 2 MAJOR trophies in 40 years.

Wee Team: a term used to describe a club who have won 3 wee trophies in 40 years.

Aye very good monkey boy ....

[1875]

DENIAL - Big River in North Africa

[matty_f]

YaMONKEY - Fud who's only use in life is to post things to boost the self-esteem of those reading, when they realise that if they were a Yamonkey life would be so much worse.

[macca70]

Yamyth

1. a traditional or legendary story, usually concerning some being or hero or event, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation

2. stories or matter of this kind

3. any invented story, idea, or concept

4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person.

5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

eg World cup signings, winning of CL, 40,000 stadium

[macca70]

Yamanager

Very common puppett like creature, tends to be very gullable, expert at operating fax machines and the very rare species have been known to speak a little English.

Typical life span of a Yamanager is between 2 - 6 months.

[macca70]

Yamassacre

HOMFC on the end of a humping

eg 0-7, 6-2, 81%-19% possession

[MSK]

Yamorrhoids - Not to be confused with Haemorrhoids , these dont come out yer erse - These are Erses ...