The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[Smartie]

Naismith

A peculiar, furry-bonced little nugget who somehow thinks it is preferable to play hoofball on a ploughed field (see previous post) to playing for an improving Kilmarnock side on a good, regulation synthetic pitch.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42983905

[Tornadoes70]

Teatime Jackanory Tales from the Book of Leveinicus -

Slyly manufacture and embellish tales of wrongdoing against the biggest club in the league whereby one will remain in the news despite one's club being very boring and uninteresting.









mon the cabbage!!!

[Alfiembra]

Brassneckius Leveinisadickopod

An extinct dinosaur who's defense mechanism was to deceive and deflect.
Always ready with an excuse and with 6 fingers on each hand could point at multiple scapegoats at a time.
Drinks from puddles.

[snooky]

Yambesi River - Famous for the unobstructed Walker Falls look-off.

[snooky]

Cathstatrophy - the sudden realisation that you hung the wrong man.

[Austinho]

Natural Odour – the sweet stench of sour grapes over in Gorgie once again.

[One Day Soon]

Yamrectile Stadium Dysfunction:

The inability to construct something properly, at the right time or to completion. Underlying cause: Level Playing Field syndrome.

Without significant and expensive treatment the condition can be permanent, ultimately resulting in reversion to both 5-1 Obsession Complex and Rover grille badge polishing therapy.

[Springbank]

16 year olds

"can't vote, can't drink, can't drive, but they CAN experience humiliating derby defeats in a maroon jersey"

[Liberal Hibby]

Albeit - a clever sounding word improperly used for the word 'but'. Can be used with a dash (-) for added emphasis when trying to appear really, really clever and knowledgeable when addressing the massed yams in statements on a poorly built and over budget main stand eg:

I find it hard to believe it is now 6 months since I gave a full briefing – albeit, I hope our regular updates on specifics have ensured the big picture continues to be well understood.

[bawheid]

“Backing”:

Backing

[Hibbyradge]

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Albeit - a clever sounding word improperly used for the word 'but'. Can be used with a dash (-) for added emphasis when trying to appear really, really clever and knowledgeable when addressing the massed yams in statements on a poorly built and over budget main stand eg:

I find it hard to believe it is now 6 months since I gave a full briefing – albeit, I hope our regular updates on specifics have ensured the big picture continues to be well understood.

Although?

[Hibbyradge]

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“Backing”:

Backing

[highland hibbee]

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Albeit - a clever sounding word improperly used for the word 'but'. Can be used with a dash (-) for added emphasis when trying to appear really, really clever and knowledgeable when addressing the massed yams in statements on a poorly built and over budget main stand eg:

I find it hard to believe it is now 6 months since I gave a full briefing – albeit, I hope our regular updates on specifics have ensured the big picture continues to be well understood.

Albeit is better known as a word which requires only the changing of one letter, the “I” for an “r” to re-invent itself as Albert, a word that when linked with the four letter word Kidd, becomes synonymous with a major part of Hearts history, that of the double winning team of 1986. And of one particular game in which their current manager excelled and put in a superhuman performance on the day they won part one of that double. Albeit , Albert Kidd, had other thoughts......

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Getting off at Haymarket - not quite making it to your desired final destination. See 1986 and all that....

[jgl07]

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Getting off at Haymarket - not quite making it to your desired final destination. See 1986 and all that....

The Yams never got anywhere near Haymarket. Getting off at Croy is nearer the mark.

[Greenfly]

BUDGE : move or shift position (especially in relation to timescales, costs etc. in building projects)

[Mixu62]

Twenty thousand - any number around 19,500 can be rounded up to twenty thousand. One for the yamenomics teachers.

[Liberal Hibby]

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BUDGE : move or shift position (especially in relation to timescales, costs etc. in building projects)

Quality

[KerPlunk]

Defects Liability Period :- The time between realising you’ve signed / loaned a bunch of talentless hammer throwers and managing to offload same to Metalursk Vladivostok or Lincoln Red Imps.

[Treadstone]

Communal: shared between a community

Or

The cludgie is inaccessible when anymore than two patrons want to use it let's take over the ladies.

[snooky]

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BUDGE : move or shift position (especially in relation to timescales, costs etc. in building projects)

Good Annswer

[Keith_M]

"Scrappy Goals": What the opposition score when you haven't had a single shot at goal of your own in the whole game.

[Famous Fiver]

'backing'

geez yer money, ya deluded fools.

[Famous Fiver]

'you know'

I haven't got a frigging clue.

[jacomo]

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"Scrappy Goals": What the opposition score when you haven't had a single shot at goal of your own in the whole game.

“Nothing much in it.”

Just a 2-0 pasting this time.

[Arch Stanton]

"Silence"

Allowable criticism of anything Hearts related.

[Kato]

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'you know'

I haven't got a frigging clue.

I haven't got a frigging clue so if you have could you tell me, please.

[Famous Fiver]

She used 'you know' to cover every point she didn't have a clue about.

Floundered her way through the whole interview.

[Pretty Boy]

Stadium Tour - A walk round a building site.

[hibbyfraelibby]

U/11 & U/16 season ticket = Ripping of ypur fans and panicking when they see through your naked money grab forcing you to add back the missing 2 years to both to stave of financial meltdown