Been in the transfer market today lads, and snapped up a free agent

He's a mate and also a work colleague called Matthew Verran.

Had a 3 week trial at hibs under the sad days of Blooby Williamhun, met players such as Yannick Zambernardi and Grant Brebner

He's a wee bit rusty due to an operation on his leg (and it's still there I might add) but he's relishing the challenge.

Have invited him along to the WOF on sunday

did I mention that he plays Centre half