Figured I may as well start a thread for next season as they are going to crash and burn next season and their fans won't know who to give abuse to when things go wrong...
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06-07-2023 09:42 AM #1Testimonial Due
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Hearts the banter years 23/24 season
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06-07-2023 09:44 AM #2@hibs.net private member
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I feel for Forrest being included in the ridicule. He's an excellent guy and coach. His head will be spinning with the nonsense going on over there.
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06-07-2023 09:45 AM #3Coaching Staff
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They must be due their usual relegation pretty soon?
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06-07-2023 10:08 AM #4Professional thread starter
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Nah, can we not start the "laugh at Hearts" thread until AFTER something tangentially bad has happened to them ON THE PITCH.
They're just as likely to paste us this season as they have done every other one; being a shambles managerially has never stopped that. Or have we all forgotten, again?
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06-07-2023 10:35 AM #5Coaching Staff
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Well, this is a horribly premature and poorly thought out thread. I'll laugh when something on the pitch has gone meaningfully tits up for them
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06-07-2023 10:36 AM #6Coaching Staff
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Indeed. The last time they got relegated they only won 4 games .... two of them were against us. Like you I prefer to count chickens after they have hatched. Beating them to a player they must have wanted is great, but in the end it guarantees nothing.
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The truth is nobody can predict how things will pan out this season, it's between Hibs, Hearts and Aberdeen for 3rd on paper, but there could be a dark horse in the likes of Motherwell or St Mirren, who both had decent seasons last time out, especially Motherwell after a poor start, though they have lost their talisman.
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06-07-2023 10:39 AM #7Coaching Staff
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Although the current situation at Hearts is comical and we should (rightly) be ripping the piss, we should be mindful that these tramps continually come up smelling of roses. They are like the jobbie that doesn't quite flush.
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06-07-2023 12:12 PM #8Testimonial Due
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Why does Naismith naibadges look like he’s holding on to a railing Originally Posted by Steven79
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06-07-2023 12:41 PM #9Testimonial Due
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Manager to be sacked before he's even a qualified manager, would be my guess
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06-07-2023 12:46 PM #10Coaching Staff
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No chance at all of this thread coming back to bite us. Not one chance. No, siree...
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06-07-2023 12:56 PM #11@hibs.net private member
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Jesus Christ, I didn’t realise quite how bad they were that season. 4 wins after 30 games Originally Posted by NAE NOOKIE
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06-07-2023 01:56 PM #12Testimonial Due
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IF the jambos make a couple decent signings the current mood will change. IF Naismith gets a couple decent results fans will warm to the coaching team. IF they qualify for group stage Europe all will be rosey. IF they manage to win a couple derbies next season badges will be forgotten.
A lot of IF’S if your a jambo currently.
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06-07-2023 02:01 PM #13@hibs.net private member
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Its not Naebadges in charge, he is merely the tea boy and cone setter upper, McEvoy is the main gadgee at the tiny wee pink stadium Originally Posted by tonyrougier123
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06-07-2023 02:38 PM #15Coaching Staff
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Its been a few years. Won't be far away. Originally Posted by Hibees1973
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06-07-2023 02:42 PM #16Testimonial Due
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The yo-yo club are due another relegation.
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06-07-2023 02:43 PM #17@hibs.net private member
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They will have title sown up by September.
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06-07-2023 03:08 PM #18Testimonial Due
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**** the hertz, but will wait for the new season before saying the same every chance I get.
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06-07-2023 03:48 PM #19Coaching Staff
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They are crap and we should always be laughing at them.
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06-07-2023 03:55 PM #20@hibs.net private member
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Are they still issuing cardigans and tank tops as official club wear and Rover 420s as company cars?
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Hibs travelled to Marbella in style, hearts had to charter a special plane to accommodate Shanklands massive ****ing dome heid !!IMG_4161.jpg IMG_4162.jpg
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He is sitting down, front-row in the middle for the official squad phone, but the rest of them have buggered off without telling him. Originally Posted by NC1875
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There's only one thing better than a Hibs calendar and that's two Hibs calendars 
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06-07-2023 04:59 PM #24First Team Regular
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I still love this wee photo 🤭 Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
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06-07-2023 07:00 PM #25@hibs.net private member
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You can always tell which plane Naismith is on as it’s the one that’s still whining after it’s landed. Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
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That's a gruesome threesome Originally Posted by Steven79
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Last season was one win a piece and two draws? Originally Posted by Diclonius
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06-07-2023 09:46 PM #28Coaching Staff
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Brilliant Originally Posted by Carheenlea
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07-07-2023 06:42 AM #29@hibs.net private member
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This Originally Posted by Libby Hibby
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07-07-2023 07:58 AM #30Testimonial Due
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One fascinating and quite astonishing thing that will probably happen to HMFC in season 23/24 is that their spending of donated money should exceed £50m since their insolvency event. Swirl that number around your head and try and make some sense of the magnitude.
I mean, if they were winning cups and regularly finishing 3rd you would be sort of jealous.
£50m. The club must be run by an idiot.
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