Things that are inarguably true

[J-C]

Doing a clothes wash one sock will always vanish from the machine and turn up 3 weeks later wrapped up in another article of clothing.

When you open a box with pills etc, you always open the end with the instructions.

[Bridge hibs]

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Doing a clothes wash one sock will always vanish from the machine and turn up 3 weeks later wrapped up in another article of clothing.

When you open a box with pills etc, you always open the end with the instructions.

That last sentence is so true, every ****ing time mate 🤬

[Jim44]

After a washing cycle, there is always an odd sock. It’s partner is usually lying on the bedroom floor or staircase.

[DH1875]

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Things are always harder to open/find/etc when you are in a rush than they are when you have plenty of time.

And every traffic light is at red as well.

[Hibee87]

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Tuna mayo tastes better when you use salad cream instead of mayo, that’s an absolute fact (probably a lot worse for your body, though)


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Same with Egg Mayo,I always add 50/50 mayo and Salad Cream on both tuna and Egg, never just one or the other

[sleeping giant]

If you forgot to take a paper to the lavy in the days before Mobile Internet, you had to read the back of deodorant cans or shampoo bottles.

[Greentinted]

When opening a box of tablets invariably you’ll choose the end where the blister strips are obscured by the wee explanatory pamphlet.

[Hibrandenburg]

Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.

[Alfiembra]

When you pick a queue to stand in thinking this one will get me through the fastest, it’s always the queue that there’s a problem with and you end up being the slowest queue.

[Jack]

If there's a holy person, particularly a Nun, on your aircraft you will arrive late at your destination.

[Pretty Boy]

Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.

[J-C]

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Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.

🤣🤣🤣

[J-C]

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Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.

🤣🤣 touché

[Hibbyradge]

On the golf course, as soon as you smugly think, I've played with this same golf ball for x number of rounds now, you will lose it.

[Scouse Hibee]

When driving if you need to look at something or read something and will do when next stopped at traffic lights, every light you approach is green.

[RyeSloan]

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On the golf course, as soon as you smugly think, I've played with this same golf ball for x number of rounds now, you will lose it.

Or you give it a nice wash in the ball washer before promptly smacking it over the wall / trees / fence / out of bounds never to be seen again!

[Smartie]

Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.

[Geo_1875]

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When opening a box of tablets invariably you’ll choose the end where the blister strips are obscured by the wee explanatory pamphlet.

This is only true for right handed people.

[Fuzzywuzzy]

Chips and cheese are ****ing awesome!!

[babahibs]

It always rains if I'm working outside that day.

[SaulGoodman]

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If you forgot to take a paper to the lavy in the days before Mobile Internet, you had to read the back of deodorant cans or shampoo bottles.

I was well instructed on how to insert a tampon when I was a kid, the amount of times I ended up reading a tampon box because I left my gameboy/book somewhere when I went to the toilet.

[Just Alf]

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I was well instructed on how to insert a tampon when I was a kid, the amount of times I ended up reading a tampon box because I left my gameboy/book somewhere when I went to the toilet.

Some things are just too much info!

[hibee_girl]

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It always rains if I'm working outside that day.

It always rains at school drop off/pick up time!

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

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I was well instructed on how to insert a tampon when I was a kid, the amount of times I ended up reading a tampon box because I left my gameboy/book somewhere when I went to the toilet.

😳

[Just_Jimmy]

Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.

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[McSwanky]

I like turtles

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[Hibby Bairn]

All bus drivers must vape when their bus is at a terminus.

[Caversham Green]

The wee tab that's supposed to help you open a pack of bacon (or other stuff) will always break off without opening the pack.

I am fully aware of this inarguable truth but I will still always pull the wee tab and expect the pack to open.

Then get angry when the wee tab breaks off.

[Northernhibee]

Robbie Nielson is a big smelly tramp like annoying irritating boring droning thumping Jambo fud.

[Northernhibee]

Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.

Ironically, I didn't read the thread and seen that someone beat me to this open goal of a joke