Doing a clothes wash one sock will always vanish from the machine and turn up 3 weeks later wrapped up in another article of clothing.
When you open a box with pills etc, you always open the end with the instructions.
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Thread: Things that are inarguably true
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19-06-2023 12:45 PM #31
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19-06-2023 01:12 PM #32
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19-06-2023 02:58 PM #33
After a washing cycle, there is always an odd sock. It’s partner is usually lying on the bedroom floor or staircase.
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19-06-2023 06:08 PM #36
If you forgot to take a paper to the lavy in the days before Mobile Internet, you had to read the back of deodorant cans or shampoo bottles.
No Eternal Reward Shall Forgive Us Now For Wasting The Dawn
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20-06-2023 12:14 AM #37
When opening a box of tablets invariably you’ll choose the end where the blister strips are obscured by the wee explanatory pamphlet.
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20-06-2023 05:48 AM #38
Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.
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20-06-2023 06:07 AM #39
When you pick a queue to stand in thinking this one will get me through the fastest, it’s always the queue that there’s a problem with and you end up being the slowest queue.
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20-06-2023 07:25 AM #40
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If there's a holy person, particularly a Nun, on your aircraft you will arrive late at your destination.
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20-06-2023 08:02 AM #41
Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.
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20-06-2023 10:30 AM #44
On the golf course, as soon as you smugly think, I've played with this same golf ball for x number of rounds now, you will lose it.
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20-06-2023 10:51 AM #45
When driving if you need to look at something or read something and will do when next stopped at traffic lights, every light you approach is green.
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20-06-2023 02:22 PM #47
Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.
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20-06-2023 04:56 PM #49
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Chips and cheese are ****ing awesome!!
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20-06-2023 05:16 PM #50
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It always rains if I'm working outside that day.
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21-06-2023 03:02 AM #55
Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.
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22-06-2023 06:07 PM #58
The wee tab that's supposed to help you open a pack of bacon (or other stuff) will always break off without opening the pack.
I am fully aware of this inarguable truth but I will still always pull the wee tab and expect the pack to open.
Then get angry when the wee tab breaks off.
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22-06-2023 06:32 PM #59
Robbie Nielson is a big smelly tramp like annoying irritating boring droning thumping Jambo fud.
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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22-06-2023 06:33 PM #60
Inevitably on every thread on Hibs net, there will be at least one person who will post the exact same that has been posted by a previous poster because they haven't actually read the thread.
Ironically, I didn't read the thread and seen that someone beat me to this open goal of a joke
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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