Originally Posted by Jones28
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I was at their Skyline restaurant a few weeks ago for lunch (I wasn't paying!) and can confirm that you have a lovely view of... the Tynecastle High School roof.
Anyway, Gorgie Rules: Always refer to St Mirren as St Liedown as they absolutely cost Hearts the league title in 1986 by deliberately losing 0-5 to Celtic.
The fact the gunts only needed to draw at Dens Park and bottled it is totally irrelevant.
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18-08-2022 12:46 PM #31@hibs.net private member
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18-08-2022 12:46 PM #32Testimonial Due
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And avoid defeat at Dundee. Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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18-08-2022 01:03 PM #33Ultimate Slaver
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Planning applications must be extremely impressive.... and highly unlikely to come to fruition.
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Or if they do, they don't need to look anything like the original and/or revised proposal.
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18-08-2022 01:20 PM #34Coaching Staff
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Someones cut that hedge a bit low. Originally Posted by Keith_M
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18-08-2022 01:47 PM #36Testimonial Due
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Be all excited about playing in europe for the first time in 6 years....but trying to play it cool so people dont notice youve not played in europe for 6 years.
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18-08-2022 01:52 PM #37First Team Breakthrough
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Was in the airport early this morning and because of extensive delays was there for longer than normal waiting on a flight. In all that time I saw quite a few guys wearing Celtic tops and one guy wearing an Aberdeen shirt. Despite the fact that they have a supposedly massive European game tonight I didn’t see one single Hearts fan in all the time I was there, genuinely not one piece of evidence that they are playing tonight despite the fact that it was early morning and it would have been easy for them to get there in the time remaining before the match. The moral of the story is that that tiny wee tinpot club rule the square root of **** all !!!!!
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18-08-2022 01:57 PM #38@hibs.net private member
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Don’t do drums or pyros on European trips - strike fear into the opposition with a display of clapping unlike anything seen before.
The Gorgie Boys are in Town
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18-08-2022 02:05 PM #39ADMIN
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Wait until they start twirling their scarves. Originally Posted by Carheenlea
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteDon’t do drums or pyros on European trips - strike fear into the opposition with a display of clapping unlike anything seen before.
The Gorgie Boys are in Town
Every gimmick hungry yob,
Digging gold from rock and roll
Grabs the mic to tell us,
He'll die before he's sold.
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18-08-2022 02:08 PM #40@hibs.net private member
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Maybe buy a couple of those giant toblerone's that you get at duty free, then stamp on them like the guy did with the Russian hat. Originally Posted by marinello59
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That'll show them who the Gorgie "boys" are.
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18-08-2022 03:26 PM #41Testimonial Due
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None of them gave any teeth to bite into a Toblerone Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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18-08-2022 03:43 PM #42@hibs.net private member
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Hope you beat St Mirren the last game before Covid so they get relegated and you can laugh really really hard - but when it turns you are to go down choose to whine, call for the complete restructure of Scottish Football, moan, sue all the other clubs, sue the spfl, screetch about Dundee for months, whine/moan, go into denial, get the champagne corks ready for the court case which will win you £8million, believe gonks on message boards who are saying "it's in the bag", lose the court case and get relemugated anyway. Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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18-08-2022 03:46 PM #43@hibs.net private member
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Those words trigger the smell of weewee in my memory. Originally Posted by stuart-farquhar
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18-08-2022 03:49 PM #44@hibs.net private member
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It will never not be funny that tynecastle looks more like a high school than tynecastle high school. Originally Posted by Keith_M
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote"...when Hibs won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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18-08-2022 04:08 PM #45Testimonial Due
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I knew I had seen the main stand glass wall somewhere before.
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18-08-2022 05:18 PM #46Testimonial Due
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Wee boy quote, same as their hibs make us spew up song, nothing but utter dafty's.
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Blame everyone else for everything.
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18-08-2022 05:45 PM #48Administrator
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100 yards long is merely a suggestion for minimum pitch size. Georgie rules innit.
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18-08-2022 07:10 PM #49Solipsist
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Being under the misapprehension that five is more than seven?
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Hail the solitary Labour MP in Scotland in red Morningside as an all-conquering hero, and take George Foulkes' pishy troosers to the dry clean for him. Them's Gorge rules, them is.
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The Gorgie ‘rule’.
It claims to be 12 inches…but is in fact only 3 inches.
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19-08-2022 02:27 AM #53@hibs.net private member
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Describe everything Hearts related as ‘the Famous’. If someone else refers to ‘the Famous’, nod sagely as if it were incontrovertible fact.
It helps to soothe away feelings of inadequacy.
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19-08-2022 11:42 AM #54Coaching Staff
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Feigning injury, committing fouls and time wasting = controlling the game.
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Always count in multiples of six.... Never seven!
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Must fly the UJ, proudly emblazoned with poppy on rare European adventures - 'lest we forget' (to live up to mini-Hun trope).
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If you've any registered sex offenders at the club, embrace them, don't sack them, hell even hire them if you like.
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Chug yourself stupid if you ever see a 5 and a 1 together.
"...when Hibs won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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Your dad must also be your uncle.
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And your uncle is your six-fingered Grandad. Originally Posted by flash
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