Kazahkstan vs Scotland (Match Updates)

[Halmyre Hibee]

This is as bad as it gets. Would have been better with a Livi / Killie select team.

[hibsbollah]

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So who's next for a shot at the 'quite fancy a couple of years away from real work' role?

John Collins and Graeme Sounness are always good starters in the Scotland manager bingo game. 'We should ask Fergie just in case' usually gets an airing as well.

Just as long as it isn't some wacky foreigner. A good Scottish name is more important than actual ability.

Levein. He's the man to get 'down to the job' in his team's hour of need.

[Pretty Boy]

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the first 10 mins in the opening game is all it took to be out of contention for qualifying

Tbf at least they aren't bothering with the 'it's the hope that kills' nonsense this year, getting all teary eyed about a draw in the Isle of Man or somewhere in the penultimate game. They've went for a nice clean kill early doors this time.

Probably best for all concerned.

[Jim44]

It’s all part of a cunning plan to emulate the fantastic comeback of the Scottish rugby team against England. Expect fireworks in the second half.

[The 90+2]

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So who's next for a shot at the 'quite fancy a couple of years away from real work' role?

John Collins and Graeme Sounness are always good starters in the Scotland manager bingo game. 'We should ask Fergie just in case' usually gets an airing as well.

Just as long as it isn't some wacky foreigner. A good Scottish name is more important than actual ability.

Cathro!

Seriously though, I would offer it to Harry Redknapp.

[Brightside]

Shinnie doesnt play LB for Aberdeen does he?

[Bostonhibby]

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So who's next for a shot at the 'quite fancy a couple of years away from real work' role?

John Collins and Graeme Sounness are always good starters in the Scotland manager bingo game. 'We should ask Fergie just in case' usually gets an airing as well.

Just as long as it isn't some wacky foreigner. A good Scottish name is more important than actual ability.

Maurice Malpas. At least we'll know there's someone there to swear at them on behalf of the nation.

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[Bobo]

One man up front says it all 🙄 no threat, no pace and precious little talent, Scotland are embarrassing.

[cabbageandribs1875]

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Tbf at least they aren't bothering with the 'it's the hope that kills' nonsense this year, getting all teary eyed about a draw in the Isle of Man or somewhere in the penultimate game. They've went for a nice clean kill early doors this time.

Probably best for all concerned.

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[JeMeSouviens]

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There's a lot of desert.
There's a lot of camels.
They hump Scotland at our national sport.

Anything else?

Oil and rocket launches? Maybe we could arrange a one way ticket on the next one for the GJP?

[Sean1875]

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Shinnie doesnt play LB for Aberdeen does he?

Na plays CM. Sure he used to play LB for them though which is why hes dropped back there with KT & AR out.

[Brightside]

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Na plays CM. Sure he used to play LB for them though which is why hes dropped back there.

Id have maybe played a LB there... but Eck knows best.

[B.H.F.C]

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One man up front says it all 🙄 no threat, no pace and precious little talent, Scotland are embarrassing.

No it doesn’t. Plenty teams play one up front.

It’s just the fact we are pish.

[hibsbollah]

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Oil and rocket launches? Maybe we could arrange a one way ticket on the next one for the GJP?

President took over when the Berlin wall fell and left office this week. Thirty years to amass millions of dollars of oil wealth stolen from the people. I love the CIA fact book.

Is it three yet?

[Smartie]

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Shinnie doesnt play LB for Aberdeen does he?

Not regularly, he normally plays in the centre of midfield, but he does fill in at LB from time to time.

It's not like he's never played there before, there is no excuse for any professional footballer at any level being in the position he's in for both of their goals.

Absolutely dreadful stuff.

The game is crying out for McNulty. Get him on for Shinnie, go three at the back and throw everything at them.

[J-C]

Just in the door, for ****s sake how ******g low have we got that Kazakhstan are whipping out butts.

[Sean1875]

Just cant believe weve not managed a single shot on target against a team ranked 117th in the world. Honestly nonsense.

McNulty hat trick second half would do

[Diclonius]

Next manager will be Moyes. Fits the bill: dour defensive football, part of the old guard that thinks because we invented it we don't have to change our structure, thinks people who are 5'11" are "too wee" to play football, ex-Celtic/Rangers, won't protest too much about the existing setup. Put your house on it.

[hhibs]

Just gruesome.

Beyond awful.

[calumhibee1]

It’s bad enough being 2-0 down but the fact we don’t even look like we have any hope of scoring is even worse.

[Saturday Boy]

Actually, I think we’ve done not too bad in the last 15 minutes 😂

[HAZ2000]

Mcnulty could run rings around Mcburnie

[hibsbollah]

The Madonna lily, despite only being the nation's second favourite flower, is the official national flower of Kazakhstan.

[Denverhibby]

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It’s all part of a cunning plan to emulate the fantastic comeback of the Scottish rugby team against England. Expect fireworks in the second half.

It would be worth showing the 6min highlights from Saturday

[cabbageandribs1875]

43 years the last time our national team lost two goals in the first 10 mins of a game, well done eck we've equaled a record

[Sean1875]

No Scotland changes for 2nd half

[SaulGoodman]

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The Madonna lily, despite only bring the nation's second favourite flower, is the official national flower of Kazakhstan.

Kazakhstan is home to the Baikonur Cosmodome, the world’s first and largest space launch facility. It is leased by the Russians until 2050

[hibsbollah]

The currency is the Tenge.

[SaulGoodman]

The New Year for Kazakhs is called Nauryz, and it is celebrated on the 22nd of March.

[Smartie]

The only things I know about Kazakhstan were learned through Borat and are incorrect.

I just looked it up on google maps. Bigger country than I thought it would be.