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    @hibs.net private member Hibbyradge's Avatar
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    Billy Connolly joke?

    Can you remember the joke he told about (I think) the wee boy who tells the Pope to F off?

    I'm trying to find it on YouTube but no joy so far.


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    @hibs.net private member Carheenlea's Avatar
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    I think it went along the lines of a little boy at school who got introduced to the pope and told him to F -Off, then the pope gave a lengthy reply to the boy explaining and listing his life's work and how he came to be the pope after many years - things like studying theology, becoming a priest, then a bishop, on to a Cardinal and so on, then finishing by saying to the boy " and you`re telling ME to F -Off?? YOU F -Off.."

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    MWC would be proud of that joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carheenlea View Post
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    I think it went along the lines of a little boy at school who got introduced to the pope and told him to F -Off, then the pope gave a lengthy reply to the boy explaining and listing his life's work and how he came to be the pope after many years - things like studying theology, becoming a priest, then a bishop, on to a Cardinal and so on, then finishing by saying to the boy " and you`re telling ME to F -Off?? YOU F -Off.."
    It was exactly that.

    I just wanted to learn the build up to the punchline.
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    I’m sure it’s on the DVD called 30 years of Billy Connolly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermit Crab View Post
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    I’m sure it’s on the DVD called 30 years of Billy Connolly.
    Thanks. I'll try to find that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Thanks. I'll try to find that.

    I had it somewhere but I think its been misplaced in a recent house move, very good DVD, hilarious.

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    Erect for 30 years?
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