Funny football songs

[blackpoolhibs]

They've been to Rotterdam and everywhere Liverpool and RomeNow they're throwing cabbages.. cabbages at home... Cabbages at home”

WBA fans singing about Aston Villa last week.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzfv3F-WGbM

[villager]

[Sir David Gray]

Hadn't heard that one before. That's quite good.

[brianmc]

Superb 👏

[The Modfather]

I like that, clever!

Also like the Everton song about Leighton Baines. To the tune of Carly Simon’s You’re So Vein. “Leighton Baines, I bet you think this song is about you,...” 😀

[Jonnyboy]

I remember that Chelsea fans used to sing the Mickey Weir song about Frank Lebouf but he was very religious and didn't like the swearing so they changed it to ………

He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Lebouf, Frank Lebouf

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Cheer up Craig Levein. Heard other variations on that one but as it rhymes it is quality.

[hibbydog]

Arsenal fans have my favourite;

He’s bald
He’s s£1t
He plays when No ones fit
Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan

[heid the baw]

The old "who do you think you are kidding Mr Jeffries" was our best effort

[Scorrie]

My favourite was sung by Brighton fans I think about Bobby Zamora:
When you’re sat in Row Z
And the ball hits your head
That’s Zamora

[BILLYHIBS]

Liverpool fans

He is big

He is red

His feet stick out the bed

Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

Not a song but funniest thing I have seen at Easter Road

1991/92 after we had won Scottish League Cup the first Edinburgh Derby when the teams ran out almost everyone in the HIBS end seemed to hold up a Silver replica cup a poignant reminder that we were still alive and kicking after they had tried to destroy our club and wipe us off the face of the earth.

[WeeRussell]

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Cheer up Craig Levein. Heard other variations on that one but as it rhymes it is quality.

I’ve never even noticed that it rhymes to the original before haha, so it does!

Quality thread and great opening post.

[Springbank]

Maybe more of a "Hibs Announcer" type of moment this, but I remember thinking "fair play" to the Aberdeen Stadium Announcer, after Steve Lovell had scored a last minute winner header v the Jambos.

As soon as the whistle went he played "Love'll Tear Us Apart Again" followed by "Love(ll)s is in the Air"

Ahhhh poor wee jamboids, and another sad 3 hour journey home...

[Saint Hibee]

I remember seeing West Ham fans goading Lee Chapman about certain tabloid rumours in the early nineties with "He's French, he's flash, he's screwing Lesley Ash, Cantona, Cantona"

[JXM73]

The zamora one was sang while he was at spuds, brighton sang...when the ball hits the net like *****in rocket, that's zamora...

Other ditty from the south coast...

Posh spice is a slapper,
She really is a tart,
And when she's ****gin beckham,
She thinks of gary hart
Oooooh gary hart
....

[Northernhibee]

One set of supporters used to sing this to Buxton Fcw

Poor mans Evian
You’re just a poor mans Evian

[Phil MaGlass]

Was there not a song about police wearing two hats, tohats,towats,twats?

[Liam6270]

Don’t blame it on the Biscan
Don’t blame it on the Hamann
Don’t blame it on the Finnan
Blame it on Traore

He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet

[Liam6270]

Park park wherever you may be
You eat dog in your own country
It could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house

[StevieT]

He’s French
He’s slick
His name’s a porno flick
Emanuelle, Emanuelle

Sung about Petit

[SirDavidsNapper]

Same old Alloa always cheating

[Wakeyhibee]

Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside.

[Godsahibby]

"Let's talk about Cescs baby
let's talk about Flamini
Lets talk about Freddie Ljungberg, Robert Pires and Henry
Lets's talk about Cesc"

[Tinribs]

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Park park wherever you may be
You eat dog in your own country
It could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house

The version I remember is-
He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your labradors, Park Ji Sung, Park Ji Sung!

[WeeRussell]

2 dozen posts and no mention of Warburton ...

[greeny]

New Years Day 1972. Benny Hill Xmas No 1. Hibs fans chanting "Ernie's a milkman" at Ernie Winchester
To the getting your heads kicked in tune. Mid 1970's. "You're going home like Sandy Richardson"

[hibbyfraelibby]

No mention yet of the "Booked 'cos yer ugly" aimed at Stevie Fulton from the East stand? Even he thought it wad funny

[hibeg]

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"Let's talk about Cescs baby
let's talk about Flamini
Lets talk about Freddie Ljungberg, Robert Pires and Henry
Lets's talk about Cesc"

Now that’s clever

[s2hart]

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Park park wherever you may be
You eat dog in your own country
It could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house

Around the same time,

David May superstar, got more medals than Shearer.

Not sure if anymore lyrics, but the utd fans loved giving Shearer stick for knocking them back, a few more with unprintable language.

[BILLYHIBS]

Remember in the late sixties after he defected to the Huns every time a dug ran oan the pitch which was as common as white dog ***** the chant would go up “Colin Colin Colin Stein!”
If an opposition player was taking too long receiving treatment “Dig a hole and bury him!”