Not long after the group of Chelsea fans racial indiscretion on the train in Paris they started changing Kurt Zouma's name as he got treatment in a game against West Ham.
West Ham fans replied with "Would you let him, would you let him, would you let him on the train"
The zamora one was sang while he was at spuds, brighton sang...when the ball hits the net like *****in rocket, that's zamora...
Other ditty from the south coast...
Posh spice is a slapper,
She really is a tart,
And when she's ****gin beckham,
She thinks of gary hart
Oooooh gary hart
I remember a few posh spice ones like those that were quite funny. My favourite was... Her fanny's big n hairy.... She thinks of David Narey. There was a Colin Nish one along the same lines but I'll let you fill in the blanks.
Remember in the late sixties after he defected to the Huns every time a dug ran oan the pitch which was as common as white dog ***** the chant would go up “Colin Colin Colin Stein!”
If an opposition player was taking too long receiving treatment “Dig a hole and bury him!”
Colin, Colin, Colin Stein
The biggest bum you've ever seen.