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    I stood on a upside down plug.

    As the title says, I知 a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

    Is there any other pain like this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thecat23 View Post
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    As the title says, I知 a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

    Is there any other pain like this?
    Wayne Foster scoring for the Poppy thieves in the last min against us in the SC must be right up there ! The pain has never really gone away either and comes back every now and then. At least with the plug you can hoof it into another dimension and forget about - like wot Beaumont (was it him ?) should have done with WF. By the way I hope his middle name began with a T - Foster that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thecat23 View Post
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    As the title says, I知 a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

    Is there any other pain like this?
    RELEGATION both at home to Dundee United and Hamilton Accies.Only ourselves to blame self inflicted. Avoid self inflicted grief keep the charger in its box in future. Ouch!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thecat23 View Post
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    As the title says, I知 a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.

    Is there any other pain like this?
    Pah, if that hurt yer a pansy.

    Last Friday night I was enjoying a rather convivial evening at my house with friends over for BBQ and alcohol. Generally speaking, a bottle and a half of wine will get me wobbling a bit and an advantage of wine is that it causes less stress on the bladder than twenty twelve pints from a keg of beer.

    So it was that after being outside drinking wine and grilling that eventually I had to pee and so wandered in to the by now dark house to avail myself of the facilities. Sadly however Cat A, in his normally relaxed state had no idea about my state of drunkenness and failed to see the danger. I stood on him and the retribution was instant - two paws full of claws and and a mouth full of teeth in my calf had my complete attention. Whoever said you can't feel pain when you are drunk is a lying b*****d.

    This was enough to attract the attention of the dog and such was my focus on the pain and bleeding that I didn't see him coming and I fell over that f****r as well. If that wasn't enough the older cat, who hates fighting or playing of any kind wandered in to show everyone who was boss. He filled in the first cat as well as the dog and slashed me with his claws for good measure.

    So Cat23, your pain sounds like something I would have preferred to what I suffered and if you could send me the plug that you stood on I will happily shove it up my cats erchie.......

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    That's nothing compared to the pain that will be dished out to you on here if Kamberi and Mallan don't get announced this week
    The Pain of a Vasectomy Operation that leaves you with a Deep Vein Infection and Swollen Baws Wouldn't wish that on anyone

    The Pain as a Teenager of being Jilted by the first person you fall in love with


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronniekirk View Post
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    That's nothing compared to the pain that will be dished out to you on here if Kamberi and Mallan don't get announced this week
    The Pain of a Vasectomy Operation that leaves you with a Deep Vein Infection and Swollen Baws Wouldn't wish that on anyone

    The Pain as a Teenager of being Jilted by the first person you fall in love with


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    I work shifts and it's a regular occurrence for me to be going to bed whilst my better half is already asleep. As I have figured out how to get to my side of the bed without putting the light on I have trodden on these plugs several times and it can be quite nippy. If you want to stand on something painful may I suggest a weever fish. The crushing pain of being rejected by your first true love will fade with immediate effect. Swimming shoes - just wear them in the Med.

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    Have you lot spent the weekend watching cartoons?

    I just narrowly avoided stepping on a banana skin. Who knows what might have happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoboHarry View Post
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    Pah, if that hurt yer a pansy.

    Last Friday night I was enjoying a rather convivial evening at my house with friends over for BBQ and alcohol. Generally speaking, a bottle and a half of wine will get me wobbling a bit and an advantage of wine is that it causes less stress on the bladder than twenty twelve pints from a keg of beer.

    So it was that after being outside drinking wine and grilling that eventually I had to pee and so wandered in to the by now dark house to avail myself of the facilities. Sadly however Cat A, in his normally relaxed state had no idea about my state of drunkenness and failed to see the danger. I stood on him and the retribution was instant - two paws full of claws and and a mouth full of teeth in my calf had my complete attention. Whoever said you can't feel pain when you are drunk is a lying b*****d.

    This was enough to attract the attention of the dog and such was my focus on the pain and bleeding that I didn't see him coming and I fell over that f****r as well. If that wasn't enough the older cat, who hates fighting or playing of any kind wandered in to show everyone who was boss. He filled in the first cat as well as the dog and slashed me with his claws for good measure.

    So Cat23, your pain sounds like something I would have preferred to what I suffered and if you could send me the plug that you stood on I will happily shove it up my cats erchie.......


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    There's always the old argument of which is the more painful. Childbirth or a kick in the goolies? As has been pointed out, the latter wins as nobody has ever said after receiving a kick in the danglers they would freely choose to go through the experience again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smartie View Post
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    Have you lot spent the weekend watching cartoons?

    I just narrowly avoided stepping on a banana skin. Who knows what might have happened?
    A piano would have dropped on your head.

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    There's always the old argument of which is the more painful. Childbirth or a kick in the goolies? As has been pointed out, the latter wins as nobody has ever said after receiving a kick in the danglers they would freely choose to go through the experience again.
    A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smartie View Post
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    Have you lot spent the weekend watching cartoons?

    I just narrowly avoided stepping on a banana skin. Who knows what might have happened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. S View Post
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    A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.


    I'm not convinced he was being entirely serious.
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    I'm not convinced he was being entirely serious.
    I didnt think he was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. S View Post
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    A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.
    I know. I was just ... and caught one. .

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    I know. I was just ... and caught one. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    There's always the old argument of which is the more painful. Childbirth or a kick in the goolies? As has been pointed out, the latter wins as nobody has ever said after receiving a kick in the danglers they would freely choose to go through the experience again.
    I've been sent videos that would debunk that theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    I've been sent videos that would debunk that theory.
    I'll pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    I'll pass out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Ftfy


    (... and, FWIW, I was present at the births of both my kids).

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    (... and, FWIW, I was present at the births of both my kids).
    Like every good Mother should be...

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    (... and, FWIW, I was present at the births of both my kids).
    I was off my face on drugs, present is a very loose term

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. S View Post
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    I was off my face on drugs, present is a very loose term
    "You were lucky" - 4 Yorkshiremen sketch.

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    "You were lucky" - 4 Yorkshiremen sketch.
    I have no clue what your on about

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. S View Post
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    I have no clue what your on about
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE
    While you women are spaced out on drugs, us men had to face the whole birth scene in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    While you women are spaced out on drugs, us men had to face the whole birth scene in the real world.
    I have nothing but sympathy for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    That sounds like something out of a Tom Sharpe novel.
    Wish I could write like he used to do......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. S View Post
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    I have nothing but sympathy for you. (No smiley???)
    I appreciate your concern

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. S View Post
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    A woman goes through childbirth a second time despite the pain because of the outcome though. Not even comparable.
    Which adds further weight to the original arguement... there is no upside to a kick in the Haw Maws.

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