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    I stood on a plug once. It wasn't sore, I just got a bit of a shock.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HoboHarry View Post
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    Wish I could write like he used to do......
    That was a decent effort
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibby70 View Post
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    I stood on a plug once. It wasn't sore, I just got a bit of a shock.
    That's an oldie, but a goodie.

    Is there anything a bit more current doing the circuit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    That's an oldie, but a goodie.

    Is there anything a bit more current doing the circuit?
    Did it bring you back down to earth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    That's an oldie, but a goodie.

    Is there anything a bit more current doing the circuit?
    You'll get the chair.

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    I appreciate your concern
    I apologise for my lack of smilies today. Im on my phone and its extra effort I often cant be bothered with

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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    You'll get the chair.
    You definitely want to check that for upside down plugs before you sit down!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    You'll get the chair.
    I'll just have to socket up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    You definitely want to check that for upside down plugs before you sit down!
    That might be a wee buzz for those who are AC/DC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibby70 View Post
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    I stood on a plug once. It wasn't sore, I just got a bit of a shock.
    You're pulling my wire, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    You're pulling my wire, aren't you?
    He's just being a bit flash.
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    When you stub your toe there's a split second when you know that sharp pain is coming. Then it comes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heretoday View Post
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    When you stub your toe there's a split second when you know that sharp pain is coming. Then it comes.
    Indeed. I once broke my toe when I stubbed it in a rush to get to the big.

    My wife was asleep so I had to do one of those silent screams.
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    Mods, can we fuse this with the other insufferable pun threads? I'll be accused of battery otherwise.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Northernhibee View Post
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    Mods, can we fuse this with the other insufferable pun threads? I'll be accused of battery otherwise.

    I doubt that request will generate any action.
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    In the current highly charged atmosphere of Hibs.net, it doesn't take much to spark a flow of puns.

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    A couple of new signings would completely transform the negative energy on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY View Post
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    A couple of new signings would completely transform the negative energy on here.
    Yes, Hibs business in the transfer market seems to be static.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY View Post
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    A couple of new signings would completely transform the negative energy on here.
    Like getting Berti Volts as Director of Football?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    Like getting Berti Volts as Director of Football?
    I think you're going to see a lot of resistance to that pun.
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    My dog urinated on the same plug whilst I'd given up changing the fuse for Christmas choir rehearsal.

    Pees on earth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northernhibee View Post
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    My dog urinated on the same plug whilst I'd given up changing the fuse for Christmas choir rehearsal.

    Pees on earth.
    Hot dogs for Christmas dinner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northernhibee View Post
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    My dog urinated on the same plug whilst I'd given up changing the fuse for Christmas choir rehearsal.

    Pees on earth.
    I'll say a few ohms for you at my yoga class tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    I'll say a few ohms for you at my yoga class tonight

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    Will there be a charge for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    Will there be a charge for that?
    Watt do you think? Amp not so sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronniekirk View Post
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    That's nothing compared to the pain that will be dished out to you on here if Kamberi and Mallan don't get announced this week
    The Pain of a Vasectomy Operation that leaves you with a Deep Vein Infection and Swollen Baws Wouldn't wish that on anyone

    The Pain as a Teenager of being Jilted by the first person you fall in love with


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    Can also vouch for the pain after a snip. Still shrivel at the thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by LustForLeith View Post
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    Can also vouch for the pain after a snip. Still shrivel at the thought
    But I had to miss the Anderlecht away game because of it


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronniekirk View Post
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    But I had to miss the Anderlecht away game because of it


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    Ouch!

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