As the title says, I知 a tad worse for wear but just stood on my iPhone charger plug.
Is there any other pain like this?
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11-06-2018 12:49 AM #1
I stood on a upside down plug.
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11-06-2018 12:55 AM #2This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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11-06-2018 04:25 AM #3This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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11-06-2018 04:45 AM #4This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Last Friday night I was enjoying a rather convivial evening at my house with friends over for BBQ and alcohol. Generally speaking, a bottle and a half of wine will get me wobbling a bit and an advantage of wine is that it causes less stress on the bladder than twenty twelve pints from a keg of beer.
So it was that after being outside drinking wine and grilling that eventually I had to pee and so wandered in to the by now dark house to avail myself of the facilities. Sadly however Cat A, in his normally relaxed state had no idea about my state of drunkenness and failed to see the danger. I stood on him and the retribution was instant - two paws full of claws and and a mouth full of teeth in my calf had my complete attention. Whoever said you can't feel pain when you are drunk is a lying b*****d.
This was enough to attract the attention of the dog and such was my focus on the pain and bleeding that I didn't see him coming and I fell over that f****r as well. If that wasn't enough the older cat, who hates fighting or playing of any kind wandered in to show everyone who was boss. He filled in the first cat as well as the dog and slashed me with his claws for good measure.
So Cat23, your pain sounds like something I would have preferred to what I suffered and if you could send me the plug that you stood on I will happily shove it up my cats erchie.......
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11-06-2018 06:20 AM #5
That's nothing compared to the pain that will be dished out to you on here if Kamberi and Mallan don't get announced this week
The Pain of a Vasectomy Operation that leaves you with a Deep Vein Infection and Swollen Baws Wouldn't wish that on anyone
The Pain as a Teenager of being Jilted by the first person you fall in love with
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11-06-2018 06:34 AM #6This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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11-06-2018 07:09 AM #7
I work shifts and it's a regular occurrence for me to be going to bed whilst my better half is already asleep. As I have figured out how to get to my side of the bed without putting the light on I have trodden on these plugs several times and it can be quite nippy. If you want to stand on something painful may I suggest a weever fish. The crushing pain of being rejected by your first true love will fade with immediate effect. Swimming shoes - just wear them in the Med.
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11-06-2018 07:17 AM #8
Have you lot spent the weekend watching cartoons?
I just narrowly avoided stepping on a banana skin. Who knows what might have happened?
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11-06-2018 08:17 AM #9This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
That sounds like something out of a Tom Sharpe novel.
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11-06-2018 09:16 AM #10
There's always the old argument of which is the more painful. Childbirth or a kick in the goolies? As has been pointed out, the latter wins as nobody has ever said after receiving a kick in the danglers they would freely choose to go through the experience again.
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11-06-2018 09:37 AM #12
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I'm not convinced he was being entirely serious.
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11-06-2018 09:50 AM #15
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11-06-2018 09:53 AM #17
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11-06-2018 11:06 AM #21This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
(... and, FWIW, I was present at the births of both my kids).
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11-06-2018 11:55 AM #23
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While you women are spaced out on drugs, us men had to face the whole birth scene in the real world.
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11-06-2018 03:21 PM #27
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PERSEVERE
Verb: pə:ːsɪ'ˈvɪə/
To not give up.
To go the distance.
To stop at nothing.
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