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    weegie joke

    To be read in a weegie voice...
    Sellic fan took no well at the recent derby..nurse says to him Have you seen a surgeon?
    Sellic fan says I didn't see the second yin 😂😂😂


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    Quote Originally Posted by Libertine View Post
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    To be read in a weegie voice...
    Sellic fan took no well at the recent derby..nurse says to him Have you seen a surgeon?
    Sellic fan says I didn't see the second yin 😂😂😂
    Get yir jackit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Libertine View Post
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    To be read in a weegie voice...
    Sellic fan took no well at the recent derby..nurse says to him Have you seen a surgeon?
    Sellic fan says I didn't see the second yin 😂😂😂

    Well I laughed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gorgiegreens View Post
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    Get yir jackit
    Nicked it fae tam Cowan.sounded funny at the time 😂

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    Doctor Doctor! I keep thinking I'm an Alsatian!

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    Is someone who moves from Glasgow to Oslo called a Norweegie?

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