To be read in a weegie voice...
Sellic fan took no well at the recent derby..nurse says to him Have you seen a surgeon?
Sellic fan says I didn't see the second yin 😂😂😂
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12-05-2018 06:33 PM #1
weegie joke
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12-05-2018 07:10 PM #2
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Well I laughed.
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12-05-2018 08:29 PM #6
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How'd you make a oujie board? Take away his buckfast.
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12-05-2018 08:29 PM #7
Sweet trolley comes round in a Glasgow restaurant. Diner asks "Is that a cheesecake or a meringue?". Waiter replies, "Aye, yer wrang. It's a pavlova"
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12-05-2018 09:02 PM #8
Guy is getting interviewed for a job as a bus driver in Glasgow:
'What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?'
'I'd put him off at the next stop,' he says.
'Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?'
'I'd take the first two weeks in August,' he replies.
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12-05-2018 11:46 PM #9
Doctor Doctor! I keep thinking I'm an Alsatian!
Well, hop on the couch then.
I'm not allowed on the couch!
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13-05-2018 11:01 AM #11
Cold morning in Glasgow and a woman enters a butchers shop to find the butcher standing with his back to a heater. Asks him about the meat on display "is that yer ayrshire bacon?" Butcher replies, "naw just warmin' ma hauns up".
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