A two horse race once again, I'm afraid, between the current Statement table leaders and the kings of the quality statement.
View Poll Results: Most embarrassing?
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Yams - statement table leaders
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Huns - sorry Yams the south stand statement is your new Albert Kidd
203 92.27%
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25-04-2018 11:56 AM #1
Most Embarrassing Self-Pitying Club In Scotland
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25-04-2018 12:00 PM #2
The team formerly known as Glasgow rangers are clear winners here surely.
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"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
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25-04-2018 12:49 PM #3
The statements from Dr Budge, while works of literary fiction to match anything from Jakey Rowling, lack the precise, almost legalese, pompousity of those emanating from Level 5.
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25-04-2018 12:56 PM #4
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And the NEW Roaster Champions of the World........ Sevcoooohhhhhh
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25-04-2018 01:06 PM #5
While I have the utmost respect for what hearts have achieved in the statement league this season, I feel that the hun has produced that wee bit more quality when it comes to others laughing at them.
United we stand here....
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25-04-2018 01:10 PM #6
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Choices , choices. Full fat or diet !
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25-04-2018 01:14 PM #7
There's just no contest here.
With Hearts you get the impression that the statements are genuinely trying to explain (badly) what they are doing, despite the fact that they are usually just pish filled nonsense which are almost routinely contradicted by subsequent events.
With The Rangers it seems like the statements are becoming a substitute for the football itself.
Could they become Scottish footballs's first wholly virtual club? I suppose they already are after they went out of existence...
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25-04-2018 02:30 PM #9
Just can’t see past Sevco for this one.
Both produce cringeworthy and hilarious missives, but the bigots from Govan have unbeatable amounts of self-pity mixed with underlying menace.
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25-04-2018 02:47 PM #10This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
A few suggestions to start:
"Essays on Compound Interest."
"Euro Area Imbalances: Three Essays on Offshoring, Expenditure Growth and Expenditure Switching." (this is a real title)
"New Empirical Methods and Approaches to Profiting from Non-Profit Foundations."
"Novel Methods in Equity Retention."
"A Computer Analysis of Football Played in the Cloud."
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25-04-2018 02:51 PM #11
Hearts have too much of an ego to feel self pity. The Rangers are just on a next level, its like watching a 15 year old square-going a bouncer because he wouldn't accept his fake ID.
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25-04-2018 03:02 PM #12
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25-04-2018 03:14 PM #13
It's not even a contest.
Yet again Hearts are proven to be a 'big team' only in their own heads and lack the ability to really compete for titles.
Rangers win by a country mile.PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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25-04-2018 03:15 PM #14
I would've thought Rangers would push Sevco quite close, albeit they're dead.
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25-04-2018 03:25 PM #15
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25-04-2018 04:16 PM #16This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
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25-04-2018 04:20 PM #17
At least you can read and understand what mrs budge is trying to get over to her support Whether its true or not is another question.
Rangers, well there is no contest as far as i am concerned! The statement last night must have come from the half brained nit wit who wrote the statement after the cup final.
Its as if its been written by a bairn and to use the phrase "beggars belief" in a statement issued on a business matter is really laughable.
I couldnt stop thinking about it last night, if i used a phrase like that when writing letters or emails at work, id be told off!
They are so wronged against and yet they lavish such filth and venom on the game we all love. The undercurrent of it all was threatening to sort us out when they have to give us tickets next season.......
the most laughable thing is the passage on their fans safety in that corner of the south stand? If they want to ensure fans safety they should come sit with me in that corner of the broomloan stand and they will find fear and intimidation in abundance.
When Leeanne saw this statement i bet there was a big smile on her face. They can no longer intimidate clubs or push their wishes on us they are so unpopular that it just seems to go right over their heads.
These loyal fans of theirs walked away and let their club die......... most of them are not football people and exist because of the vile sectarianism that they are brought up in. These are ways and traditions that should have been left behind centuries ago!
It will make a pleasant change that during the game we wont have to endure 90 mins of sectarian songs. That only leaves their rule brittania to sing to us...... they do not have a football song to their name!
The one thing i hope for is that those who have shouted for the south stand to be opened get off their bums and buy those tickets!
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25-04-2018 04:24 PM #18
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No contest...Budge blethers some rubbish but it terms of deluded, arrogant, embarassing, shreaking, bombastic, callow, uncouth idiocy....we have only one winner.
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25-04-2018 06:09 PM #20
Sorry but Hearts are nowhere near the top of this particular league table.
The Zombie Bigots have this one totally sown up.
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25-04-2018 06:17 PM #22
This poll beggars belief.
I bet a blue pound Sevco win . Can we use Rangers maths to decide which vote is bigger.
Hearts are no even trying to win.
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25-04-2018 06:29 PM #24This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteMon the Hibs.
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25-04-2018 06:49 PM #25
Bigots Beggars Belief club win hands doon over the Jambos in this one. Pathetic, hateful mob
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25-04-2018 08:25 PM #27
New Huns by a mile .... The Hertz stuff is fanciful, often delusional and a wee bit sad at times. Sevco's stuff is dangerous in that it panders to the lowest common denominator of their support and stokes the fires of hatred and bigotry ... its a wonder they don't just put Fenian bassas refuse to remember their place on their website and be done with it.
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25-04-2018 10:43 PM #29
Do we get bonus points for being the subject of most of Sevco’s statements?
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26-04-2018 04:34 PM #30
Huns statements qualitatively better and could still catch Yams by issuing a late rash of statements:
- Why Gerard won’t be manager but it’s nothing to do with him rejecting them
- Why Gerard won’t be manager but it’s nothing to do with him being a catholic
- Why Rangers fans caused trouble and sang sectarian songs at ER but it was all to do with Hibs goading ticket arrangements
Any others?
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