My Name is Haakon.
I was named after the King of Norway who watched my team Kristiania Kertslag play against Hearts during their 1912 European Tour.
It was a very special occasion to have a king there!
Test of their loyalty . We'll see the colour of their fans money now.
What a fabulous start to the week. Just when you think they can't give any more they come up with this.
Oh ma sides......
To be fair, this is likely made up by some random guy with a 3D printer rather than mass-producing these things properly with a factory and moulded plastic - meaning it probably costs somewhere in the region of £78.50 to actually make the damn thing.