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  1. 22-03-2018 08:46 PM #1
    Anti-hoofbaw
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    Song for the folk who sell the pies.

    To the tune 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gee's.

    "Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
    I'm catering staff: no time to talk
    Fans loud and chips warm, I've been rushed around
    Since I've watched porn
    And now it's all right, it's okay
    And you may look the other way
    We can try to understand
    The kick off times effect on fans

    Whether you're a Hibee or whether you're another
    We're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
    And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

    Well now, pies get low and pies get dry
    And if they get either, I really try
    Got the grease of hotdog on my shoes
    I'm a pie gadge and I just can't lose
    You know it's all right, it's okay
    I'll live to sell another day
    We can try to understand
    The kick off times effect on fans

    Whether your a Hibee or whether you're another
    We're' sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
    And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah, I'm sellin' the pies

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
    I'm catering staff: no time to talk
    Fans loud and chips warm
    I get rushed around like Jason Bourne
    And now it's all right, it's okay
    And you may look the other way
    We can try to understand
    The kick off times effect on fans

    Whether you're a Hibee or whether you're another
    We're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    All the steak & gravy's taken and everybody's ragin'
    And we're sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies, sellin' the pies
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, sellin' the pies

    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm sellin' the pies
    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Line goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm sellin' the pies
    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm sellin' the pies
    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Line's goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm sellin' the pies"
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  2. 22-03-2018 08:48 PM #2
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  3. 22-03-2018 08:51 PM #3
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  5. 22-03-2018 08:53 PM #5
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  6. 22-03-2018 08:53 PM #6
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  7. 22-03-2018 08:53 PM #7
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    You ok, hun?
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  8. 22-03-2018 09:08 PM #8
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    Not this again
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  9. 22-03-2018 09:14 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    You ok, hun?
    Think I might have assburgers syndrome.
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  10. 22-03-2018 09:21 PM #10
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    Think I might have assburgers syndrome.
    I think you might be right.
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  11. 22-03-2018 09:26 PM #11
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    They’ve been a pie-seller
    For less than a year
    Taking orders from punters
    And charging them dear

    And it’s Hot? Nae never!
    Hot? Nae never! No more
    Shall they be play the pie-sellers
    Nae never! No more...

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    Love & respect to the pie-sellers folks.
    After all if they fuel the Hibee support who would?
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  12. 22-03-2018 09:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by VivaPalmeiras View Post
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    They’ve been a pie-seller
    For less than a year
    Taking orders from punters
    And charging them dear

    And it’s Hot? Nae never!
    Hot? Nae never! No more
    Shall they be play the pie-sellers
    Nae never! No more...

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    Love & respect to the pie-sellers folks.
    After all if they fuel the Hibee support who would?
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  13. 22-03-2018 09:39 PM #13
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    Well, you can tell by the way I use my till
    I'm catering staff: no time to talk
    Fans loud and chips warm
    I get rushed around like Jason Bourne
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    Not a song but a poem:

    Support local business
    Don't act like the Tories
    Please buy our pies
    From the baker called Storries

    Steak mince and gravy
    A well fired crust
    Better pizzas and pies
    Are an absolute must

    So come on oor Rod
    Be a man not a mouse
    The kiosks and staff
    Must be taken in house
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  15. 22-03-2018 09:53 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty Boy View Post
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    Not a song but a poem:

    Support local business
    Don't act like the Tories
    Please buy our pies
    From the baker called Storries

    Steak mince and gravy
    A well fired crust
    Better pizzas and pies
    Are an absolute must

    So come on oor Rod
    Be a man not a mouse
    The kiosks and staff
    Must be taken in house
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  16. 23-03-2018 06:56 AM #16
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    The catering staff
    They are good
    They have Celtic on the run
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    You in solitary just now?
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  18. 23-03-2018 07:35 AM #18
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    Another masterpiece antihoofbaw, keep up the good work and ignore the doubters, you've brightened up my Friday morning!!
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    Can never understand why people will go for a pie five minutes before half time ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4 View Post
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    Another masterpiece antihoofbaw, keep up the good work and ignore the doubters, you've brightened up my Friday morning!!
    Fridays must be f*&£!£g dull where you are!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BILLYHIBS View Post
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    Can never understand why people will go for a pie five minutes before half time ???
    Really?

    How hard have you tried?
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    'The kick off times effect on fans'just scans beautifully :topmarks

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    I don't know why open these type of threads when I see who the op is 😣
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    Why are the couple Easter Road Pies I eat at each game round?

    I always thought 2 pi r squared


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    Fridays must be f*&£!£g dull where you are!
    I just appreciate art and songwriting in their finest forms haha
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    I don't know why open these type of threads when I see who the op is 😣
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    Quote Originally Posted by BILLYHIBS View Post
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    Can never understand why people will go for a pie five minutes before half time ???
    Missing the last 5 is better than the first 10 of the second half.
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    So ****ing greasy, oh these are so ****ing greasy, so ****ing greasy ....
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