Why do some guys insist on going to the toilet for a Jarkko Wiss, using a cubicle, but not shutting the bloody door!

Does it excite you to think of someone not paying attention and walking into the back of you with your pork truncheon in your hand?

Do you enjoy awkward exchanges with other men while fiddling with your junk?

Just shut the damn door, it’s not difficult..........rant over.