Tynecastle Park Stadium Tours

[Borderhibbie76]

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See the site of the fabled car park scuffle

Marvel at the pish stains on George Foulkes seat

Wonder at the restricted view section

Count the seats and be amazed at the stadium where arithmetic goes to die

Feel the heat from the legendary Calor Gas fire

Spot the grass and win a prize

Experience the thrill of the unsafe exits

Soak up the atmosphere of an unused hospitality lounge

Try on Craigs blue polyester jacket

For the real Craig Levein experience sit on the staff toilet whilst texting another mans wife

Have a photo with the 1986 trophy cabinet (like new, never used)

Listen to Craig Levein and Gary MacKay reount the glorious Tennent Sixes triumph (it's a real honour honest)

Watch a simulation of the fax machine v the laptop; who will come out on top?

See a genuine share certificate (it's really not a blank A4 sheet of paper)

Experience the famous Tynecastle atmosphere as you gaze at the silent stands.

Enjoy a plate of lukewarm chips then empty your pockets into the cow when leaving.

An opportunity not to be missed for all the dimwits and simpletons in Edinburgh and beyond.

Hilarious mate top marks...all true which makes it even funnier 🤣

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[Ronster117]

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Roll up roll up

See the site of the fabled car park scuffle

Marvel at the pish stains on George Foulkes seat

Wonder at the restricted view section

Count the seats and be amazed at the stadium where arithmetic goes to die

Feel the heat from the legendary Calor Gas fire

Spot the grass and win a prize

Experience the thrill of the unsafe exits

Soak up the atmosphere of an unused hospitality lounge

Try on Craigs blue polyester jacket

For the real Craig Levein experience sit on the staff toilet whilst texting another mans wife

Have a photo with the 1986 trophy cabinet (like new, never used)

Listen to Craig Levein and Gary MacKay reount the glorious Tennent Sixes triumph (it's a real honour honest)

Watch a simulation of the fax machine v the laptop; who will come out on top?

See a genuine share certificate (it's really not a blank A4 sheet of paper)

Experience the famous Tynecastle atmosphere as you gaze at the silent stands.

Enjoy a plate of lukewarm chips then empty your pockets into the cow when leaving.

An opportunity not to be missed for all the dimwits and simpletons in Edinburgh and beyond.

i had a laugh out loud moment whilst reading this...

[jgl07]

How about a Hall of Infamy with waxworks of Hearts sex offenders over the years? It appears that as well getting himself on the sex offenders register that Graham Rix indulged in a bit of racist bullying when a Chelsea.

They could add those distorting fairground mirrors that make everyone look like Steve Fulton?

[Geo_1875]

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How about a Hall of Infamy with waxworks of Hearts sex offenders over the years? It appears that as well getting himself on the sex offenders register that Graham Rix indulged in a bit of racist bullying when a Chelsea.

They could add those distorting fairground mirrors that make everyone look like Steve Fulton?

That's a bit harsh on Rix. He might have been the first convicted sex offender they employed but he most definitely wasn't the first racist.