Tynecastle Park Stadium Tours

[Steven79]

I assume they supply the hard hats???

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/6604

[mutley]

I would go, but i don’t think I would be able to contain myself.

We should get a group to go though, and to ask all those awkward unanswered questions, just to hear what crap they come out with


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[Pretty Boy]

'Can you point out the castle view please?'

[jacomo]

I think it’s a must.

Who could resist the chance to go pitchside and ‘admire views of the mighty main stand.’

[Iain G]

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I assume they supply the hard hats???

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/6604

I hear there is a BYOB option for the tour...
















...that's Bring Your Own Brush

[Geo_1875]

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I assume they supply the hard hats???

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/6604

And the paint brushes. Get the realistic builders experience.

[Not In The Know]

Fixed this for them

Get exclusive access and see behind the scenes at Tynecastle Park, with newly launched Stadium Tours (subject to stadium completion)
The final set of stadium tours were delivered in July 2017, immediately before the the Archibald Leitch Stand main stand fell down, and the club is delighted to be wedging open the doors of Tynecastle Park once again.
We will reveal the inner workings of the Club in a fun and informative way; see where your heroes prepare for the big game in the (temporary) home team dressing rooms and experience the emotive run out of the (temporary) tunnel.
Go pitch side and admire views of the incomplete new Main Stand; sit in the press seats and get rained on stand where the manager stands crank your neck upwards and imagine the ball flying through the air on a match day, at the dugouts. At each stage of the tour you will get expert safety advice, insight into the stadium and the club.
Our family friendly tour is great for fans of all ages, and our tour guides will be able to answer any questions. apart from funding related queries
The fully guided tour will last approximately one hour and customers will have access to the clubstore, the Forever in Our Hearts Memorial Garden and the Heart of Midlothian Museum afterwards.
A very limited amount of tour date are now available - sign up now to be the first on the new tour;
Available dates:
Friday 30th March 1:30pm or 3:30pm (Subject to safety certificate and construction works)
Friday 13th April 1:30pm or 3:30pm (Subject to safety certificate and construction works)
Sunday 22nd April 2:00pm (Subject to safety certificate and construction works)
Friday 27th April 1:30pm or 3:30pm (Subject to safety certificate and construction works)
Pricing is as follows:
Adult tickets: £10 (if bought before sundown tonight)
Concession (U18s/O65): £6 (if bought before sundown tonight)

Shambles of a club.

[dchibs]

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I think it’s a must.

Who could resist the chance to go pitchside and ‘admire views of the mighty main stand.’

Yes but don't turn round to look at the other stands, and why is the new stand all rusty, and whats that big box in the corner and whats the purpose of having seats behind it.

[jodjam]

My mate does some of their tours. They do tours of city areas relevant to their mob such as Logie Green Road. Maybe something Hibs to look at and do something similar with places of interest to us.

[SirDavidsNapper]

Are they getting Cathro back to do a tactical masterclass?

[Billy Whizz]

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I assume they supply the hard hats???

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/6604

Would love to see the state of their new stand, but wouldn’t give them the £10

[IGRIGI]

The Golden Showers tour an added extra.

[SouthMoroccoStu]

Lucky visitor 51 gets a one of a kind hearts scarf covered in badges

[Crazyhorse]

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My mate does some of their tours. They do tours of city areas relevant to their mob such as Logie Green Road. Maybe something Hibs to look at and do something similar with places of interest to us.

Do they drive them round in a Rover 600?

[Renfrew_Hibby]

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Lucky visitor 51 gets a one of a kind hearts scarf covered in badges

That's funny.

[Bostonhibby]

I might go as I am really interested in the 3ft between the top of the castle and the skyline.

The rest of the castle seems pointless to me so this is probably the only chance of getting this unique vista.

Problem is I'm not prepared to give them a penny so what's the answer?

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[iwasthere1972]

The Mighty new main stand. Rhyming slang? Surely.

[jgl07]

Do they do chips?

[Aldo]

Yip the club that keeps on taking!!


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[jgl07]

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Are they getting Cathro back to do a tactical masterclass?

Someone has to explain the schematics of a Tynecastle visit.

[007]

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My mate does some of their tours. They do tours of city areas relevant to their mob such as Logie Green Road. Maybe something Hibs to look at and do something similar with places of interest to us.

I wondered what the significance of Logie Green Road was to them so I put it in Google Maps and this is what it gave me. Surely that isn't it?
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[0762]

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'Can you point out the castle view please?'

Heard it was a miss print and should have read TyneCASTLE High School view

[Carheenlea]

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Lucky visitor 51 gets a one of a kind hearts scarf covered in badges

[007]

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I would go, but i don’t think I would be able to contain myself.

We should get a group to go though, and to ask all those awkward unanswered questions, just to hear what crap they come out with


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I propose greenginger goes, he's undoubtedly their favourite when it comes to stadium related matters.

[Pretty Boy]

Roll up roll up

See the site of the fabled car park scuffle

Marvel at the pish stains on George Foulkes seat

Wonder at the restricted view section

Count the seats and be amazed at the stadium where arithmetic goes to die

Feel the heat from the legendary Calor Gas fire

Spot the grass and win a prize

Experience the thrill of the unsafe exits

Soak up the atmosphere of an unused hospitality lounge

Try on Craigs blue polyester jacket

For the real Craig Levein experience sit on the staff toilet whilst texting another mans wife

Have a photo with the 1986 trophy cabinet (like new, never used)

Listen to Craig Levein and Gary MacKay reount the glorious Tennent Sixes triumph (it's a real honour honest)

Watch a simulation of the fax machine v the laptop; who will come out on top?

See a genuine share certificate (it's really not a blank A4 sheet of paper)

Experience the famous Tynecastle atmosphere as you gaze at the silent stands.

Enjoy a plate of lukewarm chips then empty your pockets into the cow when leaving.

An opportunity not to be missed for all the dimwits and simpletons in Edinburgh and beyond.

[Carheenlea]

To see the actual cheque from the money spinning replay would be worth the admission fee alone.

[Deansy]

"where's this curtain ??"

[cocteautwin]

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Lucky visitor 51 gets a one of a kind hearts scarf covered in badges

LOL.

I wonder if the tour groups will be encouraged to put donations in some charity tins to help support the team?

[Bostonhibby]

Right boys, on your left is where the frying pans are, here we cook our signature fried potato strips which we have uniquely christened chips, hearts chips, just like ordinary chips but thicker.

On your right is the much heralded big window that we have uniquely christened the curtain.

Please go straight to the vomitarium for a quick look at a mock up of what the toilets and hospitality could look like.

That'll be £35 plus VAT please. Remember the big red coo on the way out.

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[hibbymick]

Walk this way folks and eh...mind that gap there.