It's all right, though:
We've signed dynamic midfielder Some Guy who was just released by Forest Green (clubs in past 5 years: 8, appearances: 12) to replace McGinn & McGeouch
Just about to secure the services of striker Dave McDave (ageing striker released by a bottom 3 Scottish Premiership side but still regarded as a "coup" because he scored a goal against Celtic this one time) to solve our up-front woes
We'll will stick with Laidlaw when he returns from injury (and will have to make do with Dabrowski meantime)
And if this doesn't work out then it's fine, we'll supplant the squad with some last-minute panic-buy loan signings of Player A and Player B from West Brom and Watford respectively (18 year old youth players with 5 competitive first-team appearances and no goals between the two of them) on deadline day? Are you excited?????
Obviously not the case now, but anyone getting nightmares of 2010-14?