Does anyone on here actually sell pegs?

[The Spaceman]

Once I'm done ****ging my ten cousins, I stroll down to the local landfill and dig for pegs for at least seven and a half hours a week. I then clean said pegs and sell on for a modest return on my time at the local methden, followed by a three-course helping of smack. Only god can judge me.

[Bostonhibby]

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Boller hat ? Do you wash it or polish/ buff it

Difficult one, there's usually always a big prick underneath the helmet on these occasions

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[Santa Cruz]

I steal washing of lines. That's all, don't do pegs.

[One Day Soon]

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I steal washing of lines. That's all, don't do pegs.

Simple. Smart. Effective.

[Arch Stanton]

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Pegs; 3p. String; 2p. Images; Priceless.

That's just showing off!


Mind you it does demonstrate the fallacy behind the virtual peg market. It's totally dependant on people hanging out virtual washing and how often do you see that?

[One Day Soon]

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I write for “Peg and Pegman” the discerning peg seller journal. Does that count?

I went the non-discerning route. I edit Reader's Wives' Pegs.

[AltheHibby]

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I steal washing of lines. That's all, don't do pegs.

I said earlier I steal pegs. Maybe we should work together. 🤔

[Santa Cruz]

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I said earlier I steal pegs. Maybe we should work together. 🤔

Thanks for the offer mate but not enough money in pegs for me. I can get ten bob for a freshly washed fruit of the loom jumper

[Springbank]

I don't like to blow my own trumpet but I graduated years ago

I gave up the pegs 3 moons ago and now collect golf balls from the gorse up at the braids and sell bags of them on Sunday's, to chaps driving mid range hatchbacks (freshly cleaned) wearing cardigans and listening to the lighthouse family

[1875godsgift]

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Thanks for the offer mate but not enough money in pegs for me. I can get ten bob for a freshly washed fruit of the loom jumper

Ha more fool you! I ​can get a whole knicker for a freshly soiled peg.

[Hibbyradge]

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Thanks for the offer mate but not enough money in pegs for me. I can get ten bob for a freshly washed fruit of the loom jumper

What do you do with the pegs on the washing lines?

I hope they don't go to waste.

[Bostonhibby]

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What do you do with the pegs on the washing lines?

I hope they don't go to waste.

Hopefully everyone realises that the washing line ropes can be cut into 4 inch strips and make a perfectly decent substitute joint for the average hobo who can't afford the real thing.

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[scm70nyd1973]

I love the daft ness of this thread - the laugh is that there will be several cardigan knitters looking in and believing it all - of course it is all true right enough - peg selling bar stewards we’re only peg selling bar stewards

[scm70nyd1973]

Can anyone get their hands on an inflatable peg ?

[Man Down Under]

I sell pegs to the peg sellers. I'm kind of a big deal.

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[Bostonhibby]

The yams have their B&Q value pack driveway "piazza" that looks vaguely like the old Heart of Midlothian crest but the wrong colour, maybe we should get a statement piece statue outside the main stand? Or would the council just ban it?

[Hibbyradge]

I've started a peg repair business.

I also fix golf tees, drum sticks and toothpicks.

[AltheHibby]

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Thanks for the offer mate but not enough money in pegs for me. I can get ten bob for a freshly washed fruit of the loom jumper

😂

[One Day Soon]

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I sell pegs to the peg sellers. I'm kind of a big deal.

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That's very clever wholesale business. Makes you a Mr Big in the shady world of pegs. A kind of Pegasaurus.

I'm just as smart though, I manage to sell square pegs to people with round holes. I'm a Pegshapeshifter.

[Springbank]

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That's very clever wholesale business. Makes you a Mr Big in the shady world of pegs. A kind of Pegasaurus.

I'm just as smart though, I manage to sell square pegs to people with round holes. I'm a Pegshapeshifter.

Oh are you the guy with the peg leg?

The one they've called Long John Silverware since 21-5-16?

[Arch Stanton]

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Can anyone get their hands on an inflatable peg ?

PM me.


Edit: Oops sorry, I thought you wanted an inflatable pig.

[Sauzee16]

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Funny, I've been selling crack to fund my peg habbit.

😂😂

[Hibbyradge]

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Oh are you the guy with the peg leg?

The one they've called Long John Silverware since 21-5-16?

I can also repair peg legs.

[jgl07]

I occasionally have to use pegs. I live in Merchiston, within sniffing range of Tynecastle if the wind is in the right direction. Obviously the peg has to go on my nose if I am at home on match days.

[Cabbage East]

Currently designing a new 3-in-one tool with spoon, internal heating element and peg function at the other end. In prototype stage but will keep potential investors updated.

Working title - VerminPen ®

[hibby rae]

Is this why we were angered when they were revealed to be poppy thieves?

Whereas we pay, through liberating lead from roofs in my case, for our poppy-based products. 😠

[One Day Soon]

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Oh are you the guy with the peg leg?

The one they've called Long John Silverware since 21-5-16?

It be true matey. I've sailed many a long year on the good ship Hibspaniola and sold me pegs in every port.

[One Day Soon]

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Currently designing a new 3-in-one tool with spoon, internal heating element and peg function at the other end. In prototype stage but will keep potential investors updated.

Working title - VerminPen ®

Not Swiss Green Army knife?

[Arch Stanton]

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I can also repair peg legs.

If you could fix shoogly pegs you'd do well in Gorgie.

[HibeeHibernian4]

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On that note, does anyone really understand why all Hearts' derogatory nicknames for us (peg sellers, hobos, vermin) revolve around class? Putting aside the fact that there probably isn't a difference in overall class of the two sets of fans, it just comes across as elitist nonsense. Is that really what matters to them?

Very important point. Hearts fans tend to be, on average, slightly more conservative and posher than Hibs' support, I feel. But, to make themselves feel better, they seem to overplay that to a ridiculous extent when describing us. It's the mentality of someone who's allowed to be on the fringes of a rich country club, but not be one of the proper members.

As for the 'vermin' stuff, if you took away the context of it being about a rival football team, you could be forgiven for thinking you were reading some sort of neo-Nazi website, where the other side all need to be 'exterminated' and the like. Depressing stuff.