The Official Bi-Annual Transfer Deadline Day Thread:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Roll up, roll up, it's time for another bumper thread full of complete and utter unadulterated pish.

Allow me to start off by saying I will be M.I.A for most of the day as a) I am working during the day and b) I'll be coming home to a 5 month old baby who has absolutely no interest in Transfer Deadline Day, football, Jim White, crisps or Natalie Sawyer.

Tied in with the little girl I have fathered, my missus has rcently been stocking fridges and cupboards with healthier foods and with the festive chocolates long gone, it seems I'm ploughing a lone furrow on the goodies front in Pedantic Towers. If she wants to cultivate a healthier lifestyle for us all and lose the baby weight then she can bash on, I will continue unabated and stockpile as many packets of cut price classic crisps from yesteryear into a trolley on my way home tomorrow.

Think Quarterbacks, Tangy Tom's, Johnny's Onion Rings, Bikers and the likes...the Asian convenience store round the corner for me seems like it created their crisp aisle with yours truly in mind. An aisle that's manna from heaven, a golden mile of savoury sex consisting of packets of jolly goodness. Lovely stuff.

Unfortunately, the joy ends there as their yoghurt selection is as much to tastebuds as what Ann Budge is to stylish haircuts. Anyway, enough of that trout and her bright yellow Lego hairstyle, let's talk football.

The fire of Stokes has been extinguished and whilst it's sad to see things end this way, it also frees up money for Lenny to go radge tomorrow on the assumption Rod Petrie has been gaffa taped to a chair in scenes not witnessed since Pat Fenlon joyfully discovered a thing called loan deals back in 2012.

What do we hope for other than Operation Yewtree to broaden their investigations to the Gorgie area? An attacking midfielder? Another striker?

Will nonshinyfinish get prolific with Viscount biscuits again? Will Doddie embark on a Joe Harper rant? Will someone coax Steve20 down from the roof and reassure him that Neil Lennon didn't pump his missus? Will Haymaker go more than three posts without offering the emoji that looks like Zebedee after a ten pound eccie?

Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but for the time being it's over to you lot.

p.s What do you call a snowman playing the piano?

Meltin John

[One Day Soon]

I'm as in as an in thing.

[Speedway]

I’d just like to say what an incredible thread this has been so far.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

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I'm as in as an in thing.

I was too. Hence the 5 month old baby.

[One Day Soon]

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I’d just like to say what an incredible thread this has been so far.

Right, outside now.

[snooky]

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Roll up, roll up, it's time for another bumper thread full of complete and utter unadulterated pish.

Allow me to start off by saying I will be M.I.A for most of the day as a) I am working during the day and b) I'll be coming home to a 5 month old baby who has absolutely no interest in Transfer Deadline Day, football, Jim White, crisps or Natalie Sawyer.

Tied in with the little girl I have fathered, my missus has rcently been stocking fridges and cupboards with healthier foods and with the festive chocolates long gone, it seems I'm ploughing a lone furrow on the goodies front in Pedantic Towers. If she wants to cultivate a healthier lifestyle for us all and lose the baby weight then she can bash on, I will continue unabated and stockpile as many packets of cut price classic crisps from yesteryear into a trolley on my way home tomorrow.

Think Quarterbacks, Tangy Tom's, Johnny's Onion Rings, Bikers and the likes...the Asian convenience store round the corner for me seems like it created their crisp aisle with yours truly in mind. An aisle that's manna from heaven, a golden mile of savoury sex consisting of packets of jolly goodness. Lovely stuff.

Unfortunately, the joy ends there as their yoghurt selection is as much to tastebuds as what Ann Budge is to stylish haircuts. Anyway, enough of that trout and her bright yellow Lego hairstyle, let's talk football.

The fire of Stokes has been extinguished and whilst it's sad to see things end this way, it also frees up money for Lenny to go radge tomorrow on the assumption Rod Petrie has been gaffa taped to a chair in scenes not witnessed since Pat Fenlon joyfully discovered a thing called loan deals back in 2012.

What do we hope for other than Operation Yewtree to broaden their investigations to the Gorgie area? An attacking midfielder? Another striker?

Will nonshinyfinish get prolific with Viscount biscuits again? Will Doddie embark on a Joe Harper rant? Will someone coax Steve20 down from the roof and reassure him that Neil Lennon didn't pump his missus? Will Haymaker go more than three posts without offering the emoji that looks like Zebedee after a ten pound eccie?

Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but for the time being it's over to you lot.

p.s What do you call a snowman playing the piano?

Meltin John

or Shiver Archie?

[One Day Soon]

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I was too. Hence the 5 month old baby.

I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is that daughters are fantastic.

The bad news is that at teenage every interaction is basically the Russian roulette scene from the Deerhunter.

[One Day Soon]

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Roll up, roll up, it's time for another bumper thread full of complete and utter unadulterated pish.

Allow me to start off by saying I will be M.I.A for most of the day as a) I am working during the day and b) I'll be coming home to a 5 month old baby who has absolutely no interest in Transfer Deadline Day, football, Jim White, crisps or Natalie Sawyer.

Tied in with the little girl I have fathered, my missus has rcently been stocking fridges and cupboards with healthier foods and with the festive chocolates long gone, it seems I'm ploughing a lone furrow on the goodies front in Pedantic Towers. If she wants to cultivate a healthier lifestyle for us all and lose the baby weight then she can bash on, I will continue unabated and stockpile as many packets of cut price classic crisps from yesteryear into a trolley on my way home tomorrow.

Think Quarterbacks, Tangy Tom's, Johnny's Onion Rings, Bikers and the likes...the Asian convenience store round the corner for me seems like it created their crisp aisle with yours truly in mind. An aisle that's manna from heaven, a golden mile of savoury sex consisting of packets of jolly goodness. Lovely stuff.

Unfortunately, the joy ends there as their yoghurt selection is as much to tastebuds as what Ann Budge is to stylish haircuts. Anyway, enough of that trout and her bright yellow Lego hairstyle, let's talk football.

The fire of Stokes has been extinguished and whilst it's sad to see things end this way, it also frees up money for Lenny to go radge tomorrow on the assumption Rod Petrie has been gaffa taped to a chair in scenes not witnessed since Pat Fenlon joyfully discovered a thing called loan deals back in 2012.

What do we hope for other than Operation Yewtree to broaden their investigations to the Gorgie area? An attacking midfielder? Another striker?

Will nonshinyfinish get prolific with Viscount biscuits again? Will Doddie embark on a Joe Harper rant? Will someone coax Steve20 down from the roof and reassure him that Neil Lennon didn't pump his missus? Will Haymaker go more than three posts without offering the emoji that looks like Zebedee after a ten pound eccie?

Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but for the time being it's over to you lot.

p.s What do you call a snowman playing the piano?

Meltin John

Or Barry Manisnow?

[Vault Boy]

Most important holiday on the .net calendar. I'm on a pretty strict diet so it'll be Greek yoghurt and oats for me, pure tragedy. Somebody save the snacks patter with something that'll clog your arteries faster than you can say Ivan Sproule.

I want to be able to mentally eat a bacon roll through the details thrashed out on this thread.

[One Day Soon]

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Most important holiday on the .net calendar. I'm on a pretty strict diet so it'll be Greek yoghurt and oats for me, pure tragedy. Somebody save the snacks patter with something that'll clog your arteries faster than you can say Ivan Sproule.

I want to be able to mentally eat a bacon roll through the details thrashed out on this thread.

We're already through the looking glass here people...

[monktonharp]

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I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is that daughters are fantastic.

The bad news is that at teenage every interaction is basically the Russian roulette scene from the Deerhunter.

I concur. she never sent money to me or mummy though

[Vault Boy]

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We're already through the looking glass here people...

Desperate times, ODS.

[One Day Soon]

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Desperate times, ODS.

There's an obligation on the rest of us to feast disgracefully on your behalf. Let the E numbers and additives commence.

[Hibbyradge]

I might pop in from time to time for a wee casual keek at the goings on in here although my selection of snacks may not be to everybody's taste.

I'll be weighed down with bananas, apples, pears, blueberries, satsumas and dates.

That lot will be washed down by mugs of rooibos tea although lime and soda will be on hand in case of emergencies.

I've also got a jar of prunes. I don't want to use them, but make no mistake, I will if I need to.

[Pretty Boy]

Far too early with this.

My snack options at the moment are Asda diet cola, some crap biscuits from a Christmas tin or a Go Ahead reduced fat brownie.

Going to have to do a snack run early doors to up my game.

[One Day Soon]

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I might pop in from time to time for a wee casual keek at the goings on in here although my selection of snacks may not be to everybody's taste.

I'll be weighed down with bananas, apples, pears, blueberries, satsumas and dates.

That lot will be washed down by mugs of rooibos tea although lime and soda will be on hand in case of emergencies.

I've also got a jar of prunes. I don't want to use them, but make no mistake, I will if I need to.

What the hell?

[One Day Soon]

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Far too early with this.

My snack options at the moment are Asda diet cola, some crap biscuits from a Christmas tin or a Go Ahead reduced fat brownie.

Going to have to do a snack run early doors to up my game.

That would bring a tear to a glass eye. It's like a scene from Bob Cratchit's house BEFORE Scrooge arrives with the goose.

[hibby6270]

Does Scottish window end same time as English window - 11pm?
There’s been times before where ours shuts later - 12am or even 1am.

[jacomo]

First Stokes, now PH has gone off 42 minutes early.

GMT, son, GMT.

Worst day of my life. Thankfully it’s nearly over.

[SteveHFC]

[Haymaker]

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Will Haymaker go more than three posts without offering the emoji that looks like Zebedee after a ten pound eccie?

The answer... Is no.

Here we go!

[CMurdoch]

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I might pop in from time to time for a wee casual keek at the goings on in here although my selection of snacks may not be to everybody's taste.

I'll be weighed down with bananas, apples, pears, blueberries, satsumas and dates.

That lot will be washed down by mugs of rooibos tea although lime and soda will be on hand in case of emergencies.

I've also got a jar of prunes. I don't want to use them, but make no mistake, I will if I need to.

You best wear a nappy

[SRHibs]

Hula Hoops will be the snack choice tomorrow in honour of our incoming striker.

[snooky]

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Hula Hoops will be the snack choice tomorrow in honour of our incoming striker.

Your gonna milk it then.

(BTW, who's that in your avatar?)

[Craig_HFC]

The Bi-Annual Highlight of the Year is here, praise be to Pedantic_Hibee!

[SirDavidsNapper]

Scott Alan to Hibs in one of the Weegie red tops

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Your gonna milk it then.

(BTW, who's that in your avatar?)

Surely that's Swiftie? Get me, all hip with the kids and that. (unless I've got t wrong)

I'm in the office and to start the day right I will be hoovering the very last dregs of leftover office Christmas chocolates. We're talking the breakfast of champions here: a single Ferrero Rocher, three non-branded praline chocolates from Morrisons and (and this is the classy bit) six Marks and Sparks chocolate cherries in Kirsch.

I lead so that others may follow.

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Scott Alan to Hibs in one of the Weegie red tops

'teckle' as Jocky Scott would say.

I'd have that in a heartbeat but I don't believe it for a second.

[lord bunberry]

Just having a coffee before doing the school run. Fridge is stocked, and assorted savoury snacks have tucked away in readiness for the day. I’m already eyeing up the scampi and lemmon nick nacks, but I don’t want to peak to early.

[ian cruise]

Going to be an interesting day on the transfer front. On the snack front maybe not so much, we here anyway, started off with two Greggs bacon rolls and two orange juices.