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  1. 04-02-2018 08:03 AM #1
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    Song for Jamie McLaren ?

    To the theme tune of 80's childrens cartoon - Jamie and the Magic Torch

    "Jamie! Jamie! Jamie and the magic shot
    Turned down the Hertz skelfers, faster and faster
    towards Hibee Land"
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  2. 04-02-2018 08:08 AM #2
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    To those who don't know what a Skelfer is.

    skelf
    skɛlf/Submit
    nounSCOTTISH
    noun: skelf; plural noun: skelfs
    1.
    a splinter or sliver of wood.
    2.
    informal
    a troublesome or annoying person
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  3. 04-02-2018 08:15 AM #3
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  4. 04-02-2018 08:20 AM #4
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    Oh Jamie,
    Oh Jamie Mac,
    He knocked the jambos back,
    Jamie Mac
    "There's class, there's first class and there's Hibs class" - Eddie Turnbull
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    We're here to see the wizard
    The wonderful wizard of Oz
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  6. 04-02-2018 08:33 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldy Foghorn View Post
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    Oh Jamie,
    Oh Jamie Mac,
    He knocked the jambos back,
    Jamie Mac
    "Oh we love Jamie Mac
    F theJambo's they're f##king cack
    Craig Levein smokes crack
    Oh we love Jamie Mac"
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  7. 04-02-2018 08:37 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty Boy View Post
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    We're here to see the wizard
    The wonderful wizard of Oz
    That is good.
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  8. 04-02-2018 08:48 AM #8
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    To the tune 'Millennium' by Robbie Williams.

    "We've got Mac directing our fate
    and the Jambo's are gonna hate
    'cause he runs at a really fast rate
    Australiiiiiaaaa !"
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  9. 04-02-2018 09:20 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty Boy View Post
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    We're here to see the wizard
    The wonderful wizard of Oz
    Add to the end of that:

    Oh Jamie Mac, Oh Jamie Mac
    The wonderful wizard of Oz!
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  10. 04-02-2018 09:31 AM #10
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    How about "Jamie McLaren" clap, clap, clap, clap.

    Repeat as required.

    Radical, I know, but it has a nice retro feel.

    (And it's more likely to be sung than that other load of tosh )
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    Quote Originally Posted by hibee1875 View Post
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    Add to the end of that:

    Oh Jamie Mac, Oh Jamie Mac
    The wonderful wizard of Oz!
    Winner
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  12. 04-02-2018 09:36 AM #12
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    Oh Jamie McLaren is magic
    he wears a magic hat
    he could have joined the jambos
    but he said no f*** that
    and when he scores a goal
    we値l sing this song all night
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    How about "Jamie McLaren" clap, clap, clap, clap.

    Repeat as required.

    Radical, I know, but it has a nice retro feel.

    (And it's more likely to be sung than that other load of tosh )
    "His names Jamie McLaren n he's class like Darren
    He's got pubes like Petries tash n doesny get a rash
    Killer o the Rangers n hard as f#ck like Harold Bishop fi Neighbours"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-hoofbaw View Post
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    "His names Jamie McLaren n he's class like Darren
    He's got pubes like Petries tash n doesny get a rash
    Killer o the Rangers n hard as f#ck like Harold Bishop fi Neighbours"
    You've nailed the lyrics, but I can't place the melody.
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  15. 04-02-2018 10:08 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    You've nailed the lyrics, but I can't place the melody.
    Neither can I, buddy.
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  16. 04-02-2018 10:12 AM #16
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    Ohhh Jamie McLaren (seven nation army)?
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  17. 04-02-2018 10:13 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-hoofbaw View Post
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    Neither can I, buddy.
    Cool.

    I like it even more.
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  18. 04-02-2018 10:28 AM #18
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    Hope greenflyer doesn稚 mind me posting this, but he posted on another thread with waltzing McLaren.
    Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren, who値l go a waltzing McLaren with me, as we sang and we danced as we waited for his winning goal, who値l go a waltzing McLaren with me!


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    His nickname is macca, must be something that rhymes with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blurry Face View Post
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    How about

    Jamie McLaren
    he's not a plumber
    the number 7 bus goes to Kaimes
    unless you live in Fife then it goes to Leven
    Jamie McLaren

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Whizz View Post
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    His nickname is macca, must be something that rhymes with that?
    His names Jamie Macca
    Levein is a Spacca
    Walking along wearing a thong
    Walking in a Andy Bell fi Erasure wonderland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Whizz View Post
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    His nickname is macca, must be something that rhymes with that?
    His name is James McLaren
    He's also known as Mac
    When he scores he's brilliant
    But otherwise he's kack

    He's got a funny accent
    It's hard to understand
    He's never had a girlfriend
    But he's got a strong right hand

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  23. 04-02-2018 11:30 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thief View Post
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    Hope greenflyer doesn稚 mind me posting this, but he posted on another thread with waltzing McLaren.
    Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren, who値l go a waltzing McLaren with me, as we sang and we danced as we waited for his winning goal, who値l go a waltzing McLaren with me!


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    Alternatively...

    Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren,
    You値l come a waltzing McLaren with me,
    And we sang as we watched him score against the Billy Boys,
    You値l come a waltzing McLaren with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Herriot View Post
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    Alternatively...

    Jamie McLaren, Jamie McLaren,
    You値l come a waltzing McLaren with me,
    And we sang as we watched him score against the Billy Boys,
    You値l come a waltzing McLaren with me.
    Not for me. Billy boys is almost a term of endearment (it痴 what they call themselves) and putting anything derogatory in there takes it down a whole different path


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  25. 04-02-2018 08:35 PM #25
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    Neil Lennon went down under
    To get our strikers firing
    He came back with a bonzer chap
    Jamie McLaren

    (To the tune of Pop goes the weasel)


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    He comes from a land down under
    Macca the hibee boy wonder

    Repeat
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