The Official Bi-Annual Transfer Deadline Day Thread:

**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 31-01-2018 12:20 PM

Peanut Butter chunky Kitkat, can of cherry coke and bag of Massala peanuts consumed on the train down to Carlisle. Strongbow going down nicely, fast food update at about 1800!

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:20 PM

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There is nothing "serious" about the "Serious" thread, they're just waxing lyrical about Natalie Sawyer and talking about Huddersfield..........ADMIN PRICKS - Merge the threads and delete their title ! I will not stand by and watch this Coup d'etat happen without a fight !

I'm on there openly lowering the serious tone. They'll never notice.

**Smartie** · 31-01-2018 12:22 PM

Afternoon all.

So far today all I've had to eat have been some cocoa covered caramelised pecans that were kicking about the kitchen at work when I was close to collapse halfway through this morning.

On the transfer front, a source has told me that 1994 has been in touch with Scott Allan, looking to recall his haircut.

Barry Lavety, Graeme Love and the young Shaun Dennis have dispatched to see if they find an old/new set of curtains for him.

More to follow as the story progresses.........

***H18S NX*** · 31-01-2018 12:22 PM

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In a nod to our central European arrival, I had turkey schnitzel for lunch, topped with a fried egg. Well, it wasn’t really schnitzel (it hadn’t taking anything like enough of a hammering to earn that exalted title*), but it was nice enough. And whacking a fried egg on top improves any food.

I paired it with triple-cooked chips because TDD.

*For the avoidance of doubt, it was the work cafeteria that made the non-schnitzel. When I hammer some meat it stays hammered.

....too much information...

**Albanian Hibs** · 31-01-2018 12:23 PM

Just had 3 chicken wraps with a yohurt and cucumber dressing washed down with Asda diet blue charge. Currently scoffing 2 Cadbury fudges which were leftovers from the kids Xmas selection boxes.

***Craig_HFC*** · 31-01-2018 12:25 PM

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Afternoon all.

So far today all I've had to eat have been some cocoa covered caramelised pecans that were kicking about the kitchen at work when I was close to collapse halfway through this morning.

On the transfer front, a source has told me that 1994 has been in touch with Scott Allan, looking to recall his haircut.

Barry Lavety, Graeme Love and the young Shaun Dennis have dispatched to see if they find an old/new set of curtains for him.

More to follow as the story progresses.........

Excellent.

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:25 PM

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Peanut Butter chunky Kitkat, can of cherry coke and bag of Massala peanuts consumed on the train down to Carlisle. Strongbow going down nicely, fast food update at about 1800!

You're on a time travel train? I'm expecting it to be devilled kidneys, potted shrimp and cobbler. Washed down with Porter.

**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 31-01-2018 12:25 PM

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York.

That's all you're getting.

The Hole in the Wall? ;-)

**Hibee87** · 31-01-2018 12:26 PM

Chicken and Chorizo one pan rice left overs, with a smoked cheese and coleslaw sub roll for a chaser. Followed by some Cheese and onion crinkle chedders washed with a can of Cherry pepsi.

Oh, and got a random txt saying we are after Jamie Mackie but im not believing it, just throwing it out there

***HH81*** · 31-01-2018 12:26 PM

Just had my bread and water for dinner.

**hibs#1** · 31-01-2018 12:27 PM

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Chicken and Chorizo one pan rice left overs, with a smoked cheese and coleslaw sub roll for a chaser. Followed by some Cheese and onion crinkle chedders washed with a can of Cherry pepsi.

Oh, and got a random txt saying we are after Jamie Mackie but im not believing it, just throwing it out there

Not totally against that move.

**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 31-01-2018 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by One Day Soon

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You're on a time travel train? I'm expecting it to be devilled kidneys, potted shrimp and cobbler. Washed down with Porter.

I was drinking oyster stout in London at the w-end, probably more apt for 1800.

***worcesterhibby*** · 31-01-2018 12:36 PM

Hibs are interested in taking 27 year old ex Arsenal striker Jay-Emmanuel Thomas on loan from QPR

Proper rumour and the "Official" thread get's it first !! IN YOUR FACE "Serious" thread

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:37 PM

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I was drinking oyster stout in London at the w-end, probably more apt for 1800.

Christ, if your time travelling fast food from 1800 meets up with the time travelling Scott Allan hair detectives from 1994 we could end up with hairy pie, coiffed eels or jellied fringe.

**hibsbollah** · 31-01-2018 12:44 PM

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Hibs are interested in taking 27 year old ex Arsenal striker Jay-Emmanuel Thomas on loan from QPR

Proper rumour and the "Official" thread get's it first !! IN YOUR FACE "Serious" thread

Interestingly, can also play left back, left wing as well as striker.

Serious thread and daft official thread now indistinguishable.

***jacomo*** · 31-01-2018 12:45 PM

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Ok, I'll go first. Here's hoping he's Edam good striker, who's stay isn't too Brie f and that he scores a Cracker Barrel of goals.

Godawful I know but after Speedway's appetiser-related code violation of a contribution I felt the bar had been set pretty low anyway.

Cheesy .

**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 31-01-2018 12:45 PM

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Christ, if your time travelling fast food from 1800 meets up with the time travelling Scott Allan hair detectives from 1994 we could end up with hairy pie, coiffed eels or jellied fringe.

From what I can see out the boozer window, that sounds like Carlisle!

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:45 PM

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Interestingly, can also play left back, left wing as well as striker.

Serious thread and daft official thread now indistinguishable.

Yes but is he Hibs class in terms of being properly misshapen?

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:46 PM

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Hibs are interested in taking 27 year old ex Arsenal striker Jay-Emmanuel Thomas on loan from QPR

Proper rumour and the "Official" thread get's it first !! IN YOUR FACE "Serious" thread

****ing serious thread amateurs eh?

***nonshinyfinish*** · 31-01-2018 12:47 PM

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Interestingly, can also play left back, left wing as well as striker.

Serious thread and daft official thread now indistinguishable.

What’s the best crisp sandwich?

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:47 PM

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From what I can see out the boozer window, that sounds like Carlisle!

As in:

"What news of Carlisle my liege?"

"Beaten 2-0 away at Norwich my Lord."

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:48 PM

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What’s the best crisp sandwich?

Got a nasty feeling this is a trick question.

***worcesterhibby*** · 31-01-2018 12:49 PM

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Yes but is he Hibs class in terms of being properly misshapen?

No but I beleive he gets his hair cut by that bloke with a glass eye that used to have the barbers in the Kirkgate !

**The_Exile** · 31-01-2018 12:49 PM

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Just had my bread and water for dinner.

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**hibsbollah** · 31-01-2018 12:49 PM

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What’s the best crisp sandwich?

Walkers Tomato Sauce on Warburtons medium cut with thickly spread lurpak.

**hibsbollah** · 31-01-2018 12:50 PM

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No but I beleive he gets his hair cut by that bloke with a glass eye that used to have the barbers in the Kirkgate !

that's a proper thug life cut.

**The_Exile** · 31-01-2018 12:51 PM

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What’s the best crisp sandwich?

Quavers (has to be something with a yellow packect in respect of Sawyers dress) and Cheese and Onion on wholemeal bread with spread, pressed down firmly to enable a second layering before scoffage.

***Craig_HFC*** · 31-01-2018 12:51 PM

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What’s the best crisp sandwich?

Finally, some serious business.

White bread, butter, salt & vinegar crisps with Reggae Reggae Sauce.

Smashing.

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:51 PM

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No but I beleive he gets his hair cut by that bloke with a glass eye that used to have the barbers in the Kirkgate !

I get my haircut there, never by this guy though. Doesn't look like he's any good at cutting his own hair. Also, where's the glass eye? I think you're just having us on.