The Official Bi-Annual Transfer Deadline Day Thread:

***Hibbyradge*** · 31-01-2018 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Sammy7nil

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Where was the banana inserted?

Usual place.

**Pretty Boy** · 31-01-2018 09:57 AM

So what's your early gut instinct?

Are we heading for a dramatic day of giddy excitement as we experienced 10 years ago (yes a full decade ago) when we swooped late to clinch the signature of Derek Riordan or is it a damp squib with the window slamming shut with minimal fuss?

As an aside I've just tore into a packet of Branston pickle Mini Cheddars. No idea if they qualify as proper crisps but they are frighteningly good.

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 10:03 AM

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Usual place.

The Living Room?

**yonder1875** · 31-01-2018 10:05 AM

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Dundee utd rumored to be after Danny swanson

fulham have put a £30m price tag on their Scottish international midfielder. Is he worth 10x john mcginn????

One gets a game for Scotland and has got man of the match twice and one doesn't get a game.

**Sammy7nil** · 31-01-2018 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Pretty Boy

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So what's your early gut instinct?

Are we heading for a dramatic day of giddy excitement as we experienced 10 years ago (yes a full decade ago) when we swooped late to clinch the signature of Derek Riordan or is it a damp squib with the window slamming shut with minimal fuss?

As an aside I've just tore into a packet of Branston pickle Mini Cheddars. No idea if they qualify as proper crisps but they are frighteningly good.

I am always a damp squib kinda guy

***Hibbyradge*** · 31-01-2018 10:07 AM

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The Living Room?

York.

That's all you're getting.

**Stewboy** · 31-01-2018 10:11 AM

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One gets a game for Scotland and has got man of the match twice and one doesn't get a game.

That sadly is just the market environment. One plays in a league where they chuck about money and the other plays in a league where there is little money.

If McGinn signed for Fulham today for £1m they could sell him tomorrow for £10m. Same with any player!

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 10:14 AM

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York.

That's all you're getting.

Duke of?

***Hibbyradge*** · 31-01-2018 10:17 AM

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Duke of?

Naw, pal, you Duke off!

**~~Speedway~~** · 31-01-2018 10:22 AM

Apparently Potter is spending deadline day eating creamy chicken liver pates from a foil platter.

It's been suggested that's his idea of restoring the natural Hors d'oeuvres of deadline day.

***lord bunberry*** · 31-01-2018 10:30 AM

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York.

That's all you're getting.

The grand hole duke of York?

***jacomo*** · 31-01-2018 10:37 AM

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We have a situation.

Somebody, probably a vegan or something, has created an abomination of a TDD thread.

They have had the audacity to call it "serious", a description to which, on behalf of everyone associated with this official thread, and especially Pedantic, I take great offence and exception.

We need to put our collective heads together and come up with a plan to undermine that monstrosity.

I'll leave it there for the moment as I'm shaking too much to type.

It’s a f****** disgrace. I will avoid and hope it dies a miserable death.

But I see you have posted on that thread, HR.

Just what sort of duplicitous game are you playing here?

***Craig_HFC*** · 31-01-2018 10:48 AM

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It’s a f****** disgrace. I will avoid and hope it dies a miserable death.

But I see you have posted on that thread, HR.

Just what sort of duplicitous game are you playing here?

***Hibbyradge*** · 31-01-2018 10:51 AM

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It’s a f****** disgrace. I will avoid and hope it dies a miserable death.

But I see you have posted on that thread, HR.

Just what sort of duplicitous game are you playing here?

I'm giving them a false sense of security before I go for the coup de grace.

Given that you're avoiding that thread, how come you saw my post?

Is pointing the finger at me just classic diversion tactics...?

**~~Clerie Green~~** · 31-01-2018 10:52 AM

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You need to put a big photo of Natalie on one of those screens and repost.

Please

Just plain old natural order Yams for me !

***Hibbyradge*** · 31-01-2018 10:53 AM

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Just plain old natural order Yams for me !

I didn't understand that the first time you posted it!

**Pretty Boy** · 31-01-2018 11:00 AM

Awwwwooooooooooooooooo

***signing klaxon*****

Florian Camembert signs on loan.

***JohnMcM*** · 31-01-2018 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Speedway

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Apparently Potter is spending deadline day eating creamy chicken liver pates from a foil platter.

It's been suggested that's his idea of restoring the natural Hors d'oeuvres of deadline day.

We have a TDD winner

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Pretty Boy

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Awwwwooooooooooooooooo

***signing klaxon*****

Florian Camembert signs on loan.

Ok, I'll go first. Here's hoping he's Edam good striker, who's stay isn't too Brie f and that he scores a Cracker Barrel of goals.

Godawful I know but after Speedway's appetiser-related code violation of a contribution I felt the bar had been set pretty low anyway.

***BroxburnHibee*** · 31-01-2018 11:50 AM

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That's the first banana of the day in.

I'm ****in buzzin'.

Bring it on.

Reported.

***worcesterhibby*** · 31-01-2018 11:52 AM

Nothing much to report, just want to bump this "Proper Official transfer Deadline Day Thread" above the treasonous nonsene that is described as "serious".

Two packets of Tesco Bacon rashers have been consumed, the dog end of last nights haggis neaps and tatties is in the microwave.

***nonshinyfinish*** · 31-01-2018 11:53 AM

In a nod to our central European arrival, I had turkey schnitzel for lunch, topped with a fried egg. Well, it wasn’t really schnitzel (it hadn’t taking anything like enough of a hammering to earn that exalted title*), but it was nice enough. And whacking a fried egg on top improves any food.

I paired it with triple-cooked chips because TDD.

*For the avoidance of doubt, it was the work cafeteria that made the non-schnitzel. When I hammer some meat it stays hammered.

**~~Peevemor~~** · 31-01-2018 11:54 AM

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Nothing much to report, just want to bump this "Proper Official transfer Deadline Day Thread" above the treasonous nonsene that is described as "serious".

Two packets of Tesco Bacon rashers have been consumed, the dog end of last nights haggis neaps and tatties is in the microwave.

Where did you buy your haggis?

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 11:55 AM

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In a nod to our central European arrival, I had turkey schnitzel for lunch, topped with a fried egg. Well, it wasn’t really schnitzel (it hadn’t taking anything like enough of a hammering to earn that exalted title*), but it was nice enough. And whacking a fried egg on top improves any food.

I paired it with triple-cooked chips because TDD.

*For the avoidance of doubt, it was the work cafeteria that made the non-schnitzel. When I hammer some meat it stays hammered.

And people are concerned about the banana insertion references?

***One Day Soon*** · 31-01-2018 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

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That's the first banana of the day in.

I'm ****in buzzin'.

Bring it on.

Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee

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Reported.

I think you may have made a premature request for his ejaculation from this thread.

By my estimate he still has an entire arsenal of fruit left to insert going by his original post. Makes clearer why he felt he needed the jar of prunes to hand. He hasn't even mentioned the apples and pears yet...

***worcesterhibby*** · 31-01-2018 12:04 PM

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Where did you buy your haggis?

Sainsburies for a £1 no one else in my house will eat it, so I had half last night and having the other half for lunch, still waiting on the spuds and neeps to be boiled to mashable level though.

***Pedantic_Hibee*** · 31-01-2018 12:06 PM

Two slices of toast with liberal application of Primula....cheese in a tube...marvellous.

A bowl of Indian noodles, sandwiches nicked from a client meeting and a packet of ready salted walkers. That's my lunch.

**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 31-01-2018 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

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I might pop in from time to time for a wee casual keek at the goings on in here although my selection of snacks may not be to everybody's taste.

I'll be weighed down with bananas, apples, pears, blueberries, satsumas and dates.

That lot will be washed down by mugs of rooibos tea although lime and soda will be on hand in case of emergencies.

I've also got a jar of prunes. I don't want to use them, but make no mistake, I will if I need to.

Is that a wind-up hr? If not its a red card offence!

***worcesterhibby*** · 31-01-2018 12:18 PM

There is nothing "serious" about the "Serious" thread, they're just waxing lyrical about Natalie Sawyer and talking about Huddersfield..........ADMIN PRICKS - Merge the threads and delete their title ! I will not stand by and watch this Coup d'etat happen without a fight !

**Pretty Boy** · 31-01-2018 12:20 PM

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There is nothing "serious" about the "Serious" thread, they're just waxing lyrical about Natalie Sawyer and talking about Huddersfield..........ADMIN PRICKS - Merge the threads and delete their title ! I will not stand by and watch this Coup d'etat happen without a fight !

What colour is Natalie going to be in today? Personally I'm hoping for a yellow number. Jim White is probably going through his warm up routine now, for 5 hours twice a year he is God.

As an aside has 'arry been spotted leaning out a car window yet? And is his fraudster dog still alive?

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