I remember being at Ibrox a few years back when they wheeled out one of their former players at half time to draw the raffle. I canít remember who he was(pretty old) but they were reading out some of his achievements one of which that heíd scored 160 goals. With perfect timing, the Hibby behind me comments ď160 goals? he must have been their penalty takerĒ.
Also, a trip to Pittodrie in about 85 saw one of our party being denied access to the ground for being too drunk. Just before the game starts we see him limping around the pitch being helped by a policeman. He then gets helped over the wall at the Beach End, turns round to see if the policeman is still looking, sees he isnít and then runs up the stairs. Told us he had told the police he wasnít drunk but had a limp that made him look drunk -Iím sure he got in for nowt too. Had us laughing all the way home.