Things you will never hear Craig Levein say

[andybev1]

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I always set the team up to play a 4 6 0 formation and its working brilliantly. That's two nil-nil's in a row and I'm over the moon. Anti football hoofball is the dogs bollox as far as I'm concerned and anybody who thinks football should be played in an entertaining fashion can do one.

second time I have came across this and the 'Anti football hoofball is the dogs bollox as far as I'm concerned' gets me pissing myself - the way you tell 'em I guess.

[Pretty Boy]

'Donatella Versace has just been in touch to ask where I got the inspiration for my fetching polyester, club leisurewear jacket'

[lord bunberry]

We run this city

[Eyrie]

"I'm sorry Mr Colquhoun, but Hearts are only interested in silky footballers."

[IGRIGI]

Think I'll have a shave today.

[Pretty Boy]

'Forsaking all others'

[huggie1875]

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No, not a beard, I am in fact giving a squirrel a blow-job

Its supposed to be things he wouldn't say

[PatHead]

Even though it’s not a Tuesday I think I will have a bath

[Deansy]

Of course I believe that 'Attack is the best form of defence' !

[hibbyfraelibby]

That Peter Shields fella was better in bed than me...

[LEaston87]

"Robbo, here's that 10 grand back that I borrowed off you."

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

If it is not Sir Albert in this year's list then there is no justice.

[Captain Trips]

No Kyle yer alright I'd rather stay in than go to Musselburgh with you.

[IlDiavola]

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If it is not Sir Albert in this year's list then there is no justice.

[70KevinHFC62]

That was a brilliant 10 yards pass Christophe

[Tornadoes70]

Injuries are part and parcel of football. We're not the only team to have a few out after picking up knocks etc and we'll put out as good a side as we can, no problem.

[hibsbollah]

Don't worry, Lockie, I'll pick up the soap.

[MSK]

The new communal bath works a treat, doesnt it Anne ?

[jax67]

Right lads! Let’s give the fans something to sing about.

[--------]

"Naw, nae mair, bartender. I've had enough."

[Smartie]

"Christophe ffs - show a bit ay composure, take a touch, git the baw doon! Play a bit ay fitba like ah telt ye tae!"

[fiolex1]

I am not a p*nis

[iwasthere1972]

Yes it's hard leaving the Jambos but the offer from Barcelona and being able to rub sun cream on Budgie's body when she comes to visit me proved to difficult to turn down.

[WoreTheGreen]

Berra stop diving you cheating c—

[Bostonhibby]

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If it is not Sir Albert in this year's list then there is no justice.

I really hope it's nick clegg, he's hearts class. The next lord foulkes.

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[Eyrie]

There is only one way I am willing to play football, and that is tiki-taka.

[Ronniekirk]

Hibs were the better footballing tTeam that's why they will make it ten in a row


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[basehibby]

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Yes it's hard leaving the Jambos but the offer from Barcelona and being able to rub sun cream on Budgie's body when she comes to visit me proved to difficult to turn down.

[jax67]

That’s Anne paid up, all the creditors paid back, we are now a completely autonomous football club.

[Bostonhibby]

When I retire I can look back on a career laden with trophies and medals and the legacy of entertaining football I left the Scottish national side.

I'm not bitter at all.