Things you will never hear Craig Levein say

[BH Hibs]

Well played Hibs

[iwasthere1972]

I'm honoured to be the new manager of Hibernian FC

[Captain Trips]

" Its ok Rixy I do not want to know the name of that nightclub"

[McD]

What’s the classiest way to handle this?

ffs Walker, stay on your feet

i need to try to sound less whiny when being interviewed

i could learn something from other people

its really my preferred choice to have to walk across the pitch to get to my dugout/bike shed

yes, Messi would get a game ahead of lafferty in my team

[18Hibee75]

"I can't stand Quidditch"

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[wookie70]

I've got a headache, Anne

[Ryan91]

I want you to play like Brazillians out there today, none of this hoofball pish

[Hibernia&Alba]

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I've got a headache, Anne

'I'm not wearing the gimp suit again'.

[andybev1]

They just started a 'things Neil Lennon' would not say over on Brokeback, just like a day later than this (probably longer). Hope they copy our playing style so our players might have most of their bones intact after an encounter. Sad ****ers.

[Callyballybe]

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They just started a 'things Neil Lennon' would not say over on Brokeback, just like a day later than this (probably longer). Hope they copy our playing style so our players might have most of their bones intact after an encounter. Sad ****ers.

Not an original bone in their body.

[hibsbollah]

Here we go, ten in a row.

Let's merge threads

[Captain Trips]

"I hope my fellow Jambos do not copy that sad thread on Hibs.net"

[Captain Trips]

"well played Malaury"

[matty_f]

You can trust me with the secretary, I am married after all.

[Smartie]

"Just get us a 3 pack of bog roll hen - that should last us for ages."

[Captain Trips]

No sorry I don't know where the nearest bookies is.

[Mantis Toboggan]

I'm away home to polish my medals

[Captain Trips]

I'm not as filthy as our pitch Anne.

[Tornadoes70]

I always set the team up to play a 4 6 0 formation and its working brilliantly. That's two nil-nil's in a row and I'm over the moon. Anti football hoofball is the dogs bollox as far as I'm concerned and anybody who thinks football should be played in an entertaining fashion can do one.

[Captain Trips]

Defo 6" Anne

[Captain Trips]

I just need to accept it Lennon owns me.

[Firestarter]

The 20,200 fans really helped us win the Derby today as the 12th man.

[1875godsgift]

"Just stick the change in the Lady Haig Poppy Fund tin, charity begins at home and we need a new striker."

[Mixu62]

That Mikey Stewart fella seems like a good sort eh?

[Mr White]

Welcome to the Cbeebies bedtime story. I'm Craig Levein. Snuggle down while I read you a selection of tall tales written by my friend Anne.

[matty_f]

I smell nice? Thanks, I've just showered.

[Billy Whizz]

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I smell nice? Thanks, I've just showered.

What a scruffy individual he is

[Phil MaGlass]

"we played them off the park"

[matty_f]

"The fans have paid good money to watch us, let's put a show on for them."

[matty_f]

"The players I've got just now are too big, I'm after a wee silky player".