Okay, probably not one that will be being belted out from the stands anytime soon, but this wee thing came into my head so thought I'd share it and let everyone tell me how sh**e it is .. in anticipation of such (and the fact I don't know the song THAT well.. I've just done the first 2 verses) .. ah well, it passed some time!

To the tune of "When I'm sixty four":


When you get older, and have no flair
Many years from now.
You'll be sending a long ball down the line,
Or a diagonal straight to our '9'
If we're being booed by quarter past 3,
Would you stay for more?
You're in the team mate, playing the Levein way.
If you're 6 feet 4.

I'll give set pieces to you
and if you say the word
I could make you gaffer too

You could be handy, taking the boos
When my tactics are wrong.
You can come to training - 5 aside,
Laps of the pitch if I've no had a ride.
Fouling and hoof, a stand with no roof,
atmosphere a bore.
You're in the team mate, playing the Levein way.
If you're 6 feet 4.