Getting a bus pass.
Difficulty in getting down to cutting your toe nails.
Attending too many funerals.
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20-10-2017 11:08 AM #1
Things that tell you that you're getting old
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20-10-2017 11:28 AM #2
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20-10-2017 11:36 AM #3
Noticing that you’ve starting making a groaning noise when you straighten, stand up etc
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20-10-2017 12:12 PM #4
When you can remember the 60s like it was yesterday but can't remember yesterday.
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20-10-2017 12:21 PM #6
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When you can't trust a fart!
Space to let
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20-10-2017 12:26 PM #7
You feel worse 2 days after a night on the pish instead of the next day.
Driving at night becomes a real adventure (not related to the above of course).
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20-10-2017 12:42 PM #8
When buying items, taking into consideration the length of guarantee you really need against how long on this earth you think you've got left.
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20-10-2017 12:58 PM #9
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Suddenly realising you've only got your Jocky Y fronts on when stepping out the front door for a paper and pint of milk?
Possessing Jocky Y fronts?
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20-10-2017 01:06 PM #10
When you can tell a girl that she has great eyes, and she knows you're not trying to pick her up (and her boyfriend standing beside her doesn't care either).
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20-10-2017 01:31 PM #11
When you instantly need a pish every time you hear a tap running.
To add to Peevemor's post - when you book a day off work on the Monday to recover from a night out on the Friday (used to be a Saturday!)
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20-10-2017 01:53 PM #13
When you get off a bus after 3 pints and just know you wont make it without having to pee between bus stop and home
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20-10-2017 02:40 PM #17
Realising that repeats of TV shows and so on look old. I remember shows from the 90s and early 00s like they were yesterday but they look so dated. It must be what my parents thought seeing stuff from the 70s when I was young.
PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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20-10-2017 03:45 PM #19
Seeing a tank top in the shop and thinking “that looks quite good”
United we stand here....
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20-10-2017 04:54 PM #20
Sitting in the West Stand.
Every gimmick hungry yob,
Digging gold from rock and roll
Grabs the mic to tell us,
He'll die before he's sold.
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20-10-2017 04:54 PM #21
Taking up golf as a sport.
When your squash racquet has gathered dust.
When you get into bed at least twice a night.
When your kids look like how you think you look like.
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20-10-2017 06:22 PM #22
When you call pubs by names they used to be called 10 years ago.
Was out last week and when trying to arrange where to go it was suggested we go to bar kohl for some raspberry/cola cube vodka. Shut years ago apparently
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20-10-2017 06:44 PM #23
When you go up the stairs and when you get to the top you can't remember why you did
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20-10-2017 06:50 PM #24
When you consider it's an major achievement to go all night without getting up for a piss.
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20-10-2017 06:55 PM #25
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When everyone disappears at Xmas time when you appear with the monopoly board.
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20-10-2017 07:02 PM #26
When the new start at work was born after you started
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20-10-2017 07:10 PM #27
When most of the places you have worked at or drank in have shut down.
When you get annoyed at radio stations you used to like and find yourself listening to 909, 810 or 1548 more often.
You look at people in designer clothes and think they’re mugs.
You start appreciating spirits like whisky and rum.
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20-10-2017 07:25 PM #28
When your old schools, workplaces, pubs and houses you lived as a kid have all been demolished.
When you meet and old friends kid and realise that child is now an adult.Last edited by Scouse Hibee; 20-10-2017 at 07:27 PM.
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20-10-2017 08:02 PM #29
When you celebrate how cheap your clothes are instead of how expensive they were.
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20-10-2017 08:13 PM #30
When you see a really good looking 20 something year old and think that you would fancy her mum .
When good looking young ladies say they feel safe with you.
Finally giving in and going for an eye test.
Taking a few extra shakes after a pee.No Eternal Reward Shall Forgive Us Now For Wasting The Dawn
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