Not as glorious morning glories.
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20-10-2017 08:17 PM #31No Eternal Reward Shall Forgive Us Now For Wasting The Dawn
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20-10-2017 08:22 PM #32
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We got a super Nintendo last week and graphics were terrible from what I remember.
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20-10-2017 08:41 PM #33
When you see a pretty, scantily dressed young lady out at night, and the only thing you think is " she is going to catch her death of cold dressed like that".
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20-10-2017 08:57 PM #34
When you find out that albums and computer games you loved as a kid and can remember vividly are suddenly 20+ years old.
Having a seemingly constant very low level of muscular pain/twinges somewhere for reasons you can't quite put your finger on.
When a pub/bar being quiet enough to have a proper conversation is a real factor in deciding where to go out.
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20-10-2017 09:33 PM #35This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuotePM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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20-10-2017 09:59 PM #37This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
It’s funny when a pretty young girl gets in the taxi and she’s quite drunk, I find myself telling them to be careful, rather than thinking about anything untoward. I always used to think that getting older would be such a dull and horrible existence, but it absolutely isn’t. I’ll probably never grow up, but experience of certain situations is no bad thing.
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20-10-2017 10:11 PM #38
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Walking past the Just for Men in the supermarket thinking should I?
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20-10-2017 10:15 PM #39This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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20-10-2017 10:25 PM #40This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I’ve got the Belgravia centre on speed dial
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20-10-2017 10:29 PM #41
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21-10-2017 03:17 PM #42This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Table service is a BIG plus.
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21-10-2017 06:07 PM #43
Being asked if my 2 year old daughter is my granddaughter! Was well pissed off. Only happened once but it was traumatic.
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22-10-2017 07:01 PM #44
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When a pretty girl gives you her seat in the bus(last week).
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23-10-2017 05:29 PM #46
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Looking forward to autumnwatch tonight.
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23-10-2017 05:42 PM #47
A couple of years ago I bought a pair of slippers online. Initially I was really pleased with myself as they looked (and subsequently proved to be) really comfy.
It took a moment to realise I'd just bought a pair of slippers about an hour before the bells on hogmanay. When I thought about what I used to get up to at that time 20 years ago a part of me died inside.
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26-10-2017 11:40 AM #49
Having a shave and wondering why your dad is in the mirror. Needing to put your glasses on to make sure it isn't.
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26-10-2017 11:44 AM #50This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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26-10-2017 12:14 PM #51
I was talking to an older mate of mine about golf the other day.
He'd started the "you know you're getting old when" stories by telling me about one his mates disappearing into the bushes on the golf course for a pish and returning, chuckling, as he'd discovered he'd put his pants on back to front that morning.
I'm a good few years younger than him and I mentioned that there is noticeable number of cracks and groans made by myself and my playing partners these days when bending down to pick the ball out of the cup.
He then told me that most of his pals have attachments to their putters meaning that they no longer have to bend down to pick the ball out.
I'm 40 this Saturday, so it was quite nice to feel young for a change.
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27-10-2017 02:35 AM #52This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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27-10-2017 04:55 AM #53
When you get a haircut and there's a lot more grey landing on your lap than last time.
When bus drivers wait till you've sat down.
When you reference bands / movies / TV shows and none of your workmates remember them.
When you step on the scales and just no longer give a Donald Duck what number comes up!
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27-10-2017 06:16 AM #54
When all your old school mates are posting photos of their grandkids in social media.
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27-10-2017 07:05 AM #55
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27-10-2017 05:01 PM #58
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27-10-2017 05:57 PM #59
Going to see Paul Weller tonight and half of the people I know have never heard of The Jam or The Style Council.
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27-10-2017 06:05 PM #60
Going to the fridge on a Friday night, taking out a beer then putting it back and getting the milk to make a coffee instead.
A few years ago I would have been on my 5th post work pint by now with plans being made for a quick pit stop to change before heading back out.PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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