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    Why?!

    Why do some guys insist on going to the toilet for a Jarkko Wiss, using a cubicle, but not shutting the bloody door!

    Does it excite you to think of someone not paying attention and walking into the back of you with your pork truncheon in your hand?

    Do you enjoy awkward exchanges with other men while fiddling with your junk?

    Just shut the damn door, it’s not difficult..........rant over.


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    Nowt as strange as folk.

    I worked beside a guy who would not stand beside anyone at the urinals, always had to be at least one clear urinal between him and anyone else. His explanation was it wasn't cool and he needed his "man" space. If there was someone was having a hit and a miss and was standing in the middle of 3 urinals he would then use a cubicle but did close the door.

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    When "Maison Hector" opened in Stockbridge they had a urinal wide enough for 4-5 blokes. The back of it was a huge mirror which was meant to have a constant cascade of water running down it, serving as a feature as well as the flush. After a couple of weeks however, the water was switched off (probably too wasteful) so you were left pissing against a big mirror. When it was busy all you could see was tadgers wherever you looked.

    I'm not at all prudish, but even I found it a bit disconcerting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyJo View Post
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    Why do some guys insist on going to the toilet for a Jarkko Wiss, using a cubicle, but not shutting the bloody door!

    Does it excite you to think of someone not paying attention and walking into the back of you with your pork truncheon in your hand?

    Do you enjoy awkward exchanges with other men while fiddling with your junk?

    Just shut the damn door, it’s not difficult..........rant over.
    Funny that, if the urinals are full and I use the traps I never think of shutting the door, you're doing the same thing that the blokes at the urinal are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiber-nation View Post
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    Funny that, if the urinals are full and I use the traps I never think of shutting the door, you're doing the same thing that the blokes at the urinal are!
    Ditto. I leave the door open deliberately to let guys waiting know that I'm not doing a number 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiber-nation View Post
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    Funny that, if the urinals are full and I use the traps I never think of shutting the door, you're doing the same thing that the blokes at the urinal are!
    Yep.

    If you shut the door, there's always the chance that somebody will push it open and hit you in the erse, mid-stream.

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    Ditto. I leave the door open deliberately to let guys waiting know that I'm not doing a number 2.

    What's wrong with doing a number 2??

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    You men are just weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. S View Post
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    You men are just weird
    Nothing as fine as a single fish in the open air against a tree or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hibsbollah View Post
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    Nothing as fine as a single fish in the open air against a tree or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pollution View Post
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    What's wrong with doing a number 2??
    Nothing at all when needs must. If people can see that you're having a slash then they know you won't be long and will wait. A closed cubicle door can mean a wait of anything from 2 to 20 minutes.

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    At what age is it no longer acceptable to undo your breeks and y's to your ankles when having a Lillian Gish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    Yep.

    If you shut the door, there's always the chance that somebody will push it open and hit you in the erse, mid-stream.
    They should put locks on them... ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    Nothing at all when needs must. If people can see that you're having a slash then they know you won't be long and will wait. A closed cubicle door can mean a wait of anything from 2 to 20 minutes.
    Perfectly acceptable bog decorum.

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    Given the option I'll always take the urinal leaving the most space between me and others in there. It's probably the quickest calculation the human brain can make.
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    A thing that always shocks me is folk taking their drink into stinking pub bogs. It really gives me the boak - I have an image of a skin of brown and yellow particles forming on top of the drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Future17 View Post
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    They should put locks on them... ;-)
    Boak. That means touching them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    A thing that always shocks me is folk taking their drink into stinking pub bogs. It really gives me the boak - I have an image of a skin of brown and yellow particles forming on top of the drink.
    Or guys checking their mobiles whilst they're having a slash.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    Or guys checking their mobiles whilst they're having a slash.



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    I do that.

    I tend to find one hand is normally sufficient for holding so what you meant to do with the other hand? What did folk do with their spare hand before mobile phones?

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    Pick their noses and wipe the return on the wall if I remember correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bingo70 View Post
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    I do that.

    I tend to find one hand is normally sufficient for holding so what you meant to do with the other hand? What did folk do with their spare hand before mobile phones?
    You only need one hand?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    A thing that always shocks me is folk taking their drink into stinking pub bogs. It really gives me the boak - I have an image of a skin of brown and yellow particles forming on top of the drink.
    Reminds me of the old chestnut ....... guy in the pub wants to go for a pee but doesn’t want to leave nearly a full pint unattended. He writes ‘ I’ve spat in this pint’ on a beer mat and leaves it next to his glass. When he returns, somebody had added ......... ‘So have I!’

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    Reminds me of the old chestnut ....... guy in the pub wants to go for a pee but doesn’t want to leave nearly a full pint unattended. He writes ‘ I’ve spat in this pint’ on a beer mat and leaves it next to his glass. When he returns, somebody had added ......... ‘So have I!’
    In the states where, i live part of the time, you put a beer mat on your drink and thus no one touches it or takes your stool. Gobbing in it optional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedy_gonzales View Post
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    At what age is it no longer acceptable to undo your breeks and y's to your ankles when having a Lillian Gish?
    That should stop by age 11.

    It can resume from whatever age binge drinking starts.

    Or 73. Whichever comes first.
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    I don't get the guys that have to rest their arm on the wall above the urinal and lean right over.

    Personally, I like to take a slash in the cubicle (with the door shut), that way I never feel rushed with folk waiting or hovering about and avoid some proper weird behaviour from others.

    There was a guy the other day having a phone conversation while he peed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_f View Post
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    I don't get the guys that have to rest their arm on the wall above the urinal and lean right over.

    Personally, I like to take a slash in the cubicle (with the door shut), that way I never feel rushed with folk waiting or hovering about and avoid some proper weird behaviour from others.

    There was a guy the other day having a phone conversation while he peed.
    Or the person with the greasy forehead that used to work in my office...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    That should stop by age 11.

    It can resume from whatever age binge drinking starts.

    Or 73. Whichever comes first.
    I would like to suggest that at 73 you might have a hard time getting down to pull your kechs back up. Easier to wear Depends I would think. (And before some wise guy asks, no I don't wear them ).

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    Or the person with the greasy forehead that used to work in my office...

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    I would like to suggest that at 73 you might have a hard time getting down to pull your kechs back up. Easier to wear Depends I would think. (And before some wise guy asks, no I don't wear them ).
    To be honest, the chances of meeting someone in the bog who is aged 73 and has never binged on alcohol is fairly slim.

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    I use the cubicle for a micturition as I wear long johns and I don't want to stand with my bum showing

    in front of others. People that is, not bums.

    Door locked too. Scrub hands and try and get out without touching the door handle.

    In my experience as a frequent cubicle user I would say only 20% or so wash their hands.

    Fess up, anyone??

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