Hello Hibs Fans!

I'm Mitch, an American who will be visiting your fair city & greater country in a couple of weeks to celebrate my recent engagement. I'm writing to ask if anyone could help me get two tickets for my fiancée and I for the Derby on 10/24. I am a huge fan of the Portland Timbers here in the US, and would love to experience Scottish soccer for the first time. I reached out to the club directly to see if they could help me get around the requirement to have purchased a ticket for a lower-level match, but after much pleading they said they couldn't help.

Why Hibs?

- Timbers wear green and gold, close enough
- We also have some Lithuanian talent, in Vytas
- Edinburgh is cool

What's in it for you?

- A beer at the match
- My eternal thanks
- A Timbers Army scarf trade
- The consolation of knowing that the USA is also on the verge of not qualifying for Russia

Please let me know if you can help.