A day in the life of a Hun

[Cabbage East]

OK here is what really happened

A few lads had a Union Flag on a pole waving it about in the pub,near end of night and pub was getting pretty quiet,they were passing it about for a wee while but all the time getting a bit more forceful, I took the pole of the big lad who had it, rolled it up and put it behind the door,told the guy it was getting dangerous and he accepted my reason and picked the flag up when he left.

£100000 a day lol, what planet do these guys live on?

At the end of the night 3 lads were singing one of the'naughty'songs in the beer garden,went over and asked them not to,One of them then sung it in my face so I asked him to leave. I offrered the other two the money back for their drinks they had just bought if they wanted to leave,but like good friends they stayed.within a few mins they were giving the usual that the guy didn't do it,

While this is happens some nugget walks towards me and calls me an arse*ole ,everyone has a right to their view,but as he comes towards me,one of our regulars shouts at me to watch out as it turns out he asked who I was and then said ' I cant stand that pr*ck, i'm going to have him'Now I think this is quite sinister that a guy that has never met me and obviously doesn't know me would like to attack me.
Being quite a large chap it was easy enough to evict him with the minimum of force,once outside he started a fight with some regulars, which he didn't fare well with.
PS who were standing at the Subway came over and advised me as it had been a long day we should close the pub with immediate effect

Which I did

The 'grassing ' story is that Rangers Media had a couple of posters who were mocking a innocent disabled kid,
I think this is reprehensible, if these people want to act like that, I think they should be named and shamed and their employers told what kind of people they are,for all i know they might work with kids.
Now here is the crux. if they want to behave like morons, that's fine but at least do it under your own name
and not tar every Rangers fan as the same
The same Rangers Media that banned me and I have no right of apply.

[matty_f]

Imagine if you were telling this story to folk who didn't have the first idea what you're on about.

[Blaster]

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Imagine if you were telling this story to folk who didn't have the first idea what you're on about.

Thought it was just me!

[BoomtownHibees]

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Imagine if you were telling this story to folk who didn't have the first idea what you're on about.

You think it was meant to be posted somewhere else? Lol

Especially confusing is the line "£100000 a day" 😂

[Jack Hackett]

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Imagine if you were telling this story to folk who didn't have the first idea what you're on about.

... And have even less of an idea after the telling.

Great story though... possibly

[Hibby70]

I was always told at school that stories should have a start, beginning and end.

[Danderhall Hibs]

if you were on £100000 a day you'd get the right of apply.

[Jack Hackett]

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if you were on £100000 a day you'd get the right of apply.

I can tell that it's going to be one of those days

[Michael]

Quentin Tarantino would be proud.

[danhibees1875]

I assume the OP has been the subject of lies posted on a The rangers forum for kicking some unsavoury characters out of his bar. This is an attempt to tell the actual story and not the rangers fabrication perhaps?

£1m a day however, I can't deduce...

[Wilson]

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Quentin Tarantino would be proud.

Nah. Guy Ritchie might be.

[iwasthere1972]

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Thought it was just me!

Me too. Hope the Pole is alright.

[Golden Bear]

I really must take less drink. Things can be very confusing on a Sunday morning.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

The Usual Suspects was easier to follow than the OP.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Normally consider myself quite an intelligent lad but having read the OP, I feel like I know less about life now.

[NAE NOOKIE]

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I was always told at school that stories should have a start, beginning and end.

Me too. Perhaps the OP can come back on and give the story some context.

Where does he run his bar? What does 100000 a day refer to? and most importantly, this looks like a retort to another version of what happened, what was that version?

All very confusing

[CraigHibee]

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You think it was meant to be posted somewhere else? Lol

Especially confusing is the line "£100000 a day" 😂

i think the £100000 a day bit is about how much the 'care in the community" costs are for this particular bunch of sevconians

[CraigHibee]

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Normally consider myself quite an intelligent lad but having read the OP, I feel like I know less about life now.

one of those moments where we feel we may have to climb up into the womb again, drop out and start life all over again

[Smartie]

Is it quoting a tale from Rangers Media/ FollowFollow or the like?

The last few sentences suggest to me it is a tale from a Rangers fan/ pub owners point of view?

[SeanWilson]

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OK here is what really happened

A few lads had a Union Flag on a pole waving it about in the pub,near end of night and pub was getting pretty quiet,they were passing it about for a wee while but all the time getting a bit more forceful, I took the pole of the big lad who had it, rolled it up and put it behind the door,told the guy it was getting dangerous and he accepted my reason and picked the flag up when he left.

£100000 a day lol, what planet do these guys live on?

At the end of the night 3 lads were singing one of the'naughty'songs in the beer garden,went over and asked them not to,One of them then sung it in my face so I asked him to leave. I offrered the other two the money back for their drinks they had just bought if they wanted to leave,but like good friends they stayed.within a few mins they were giving the usual that the guy didn't do it,

While this is happens some nugget walks towards me and calls me an arse*ole ,everyone has a right to their view,but as he comes towards me,one of our regulars shouts at me to watch out as it turns out he asked who I was and then said ' I cant stand that pr*ck, i'm going to have him'Now I think this is quite sinister that a guy that has never met me and obviously doesn't know me would like to attack me.
Being quite a large chap it was easy enough to evict him with the minimum of force,once outside he started a fight with some regulars, which he didn't fare well with.
PS who were standing at the Subway came over and advised me as it had been a long day we should close the pub with immediate effect

Which I did

The 'grassing ' story is that Rangers Media had a couple of posters who were mocking a innocent disabled kid,
I think this is reprehensible, if these people want to act like that, I think they should be named and shamed and their employers told what kind of people they are,for all i know they might work with kids.
Now here is the crux. if they want to behave like morons, that's fine but at least do it under your own name
and not tar every Rangers fan as the same
The same Rangers Media that banned me and I have no right of apply.

Is that you, David Lynch?

[Hibernia&Alba]

Cabbage, give us the full SP on this; we're a bit lost. It reads like a page from James Joyce

[Thecat23]

Any chance the OP can actually explain wtf this post is 😂

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

If the OP is what really happened then the gossip and made up stuff must be incredible.

[Arch Stanton]

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Me too. Hope the Pole is alright.

Doubtful. Big guy rolling it up - can't end well.

[Pete]

Somebody posted then I went into a dream.

[ancient hibee]

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Any chance the OP can actually explain wtf this post is 😂

Depends if he knows where he posted it.Probably looking for it and complaining he's been banned?

[Catch22]

A trawl through Rangers media (wtf is wrong with those people) would suggest this relates to bar near Ibrox which has tried to discourage the old song book with predictable results.

[silverhibee]

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A trawl through Rangers media (wtf is wrong with those people) would suggest this relates to bar near Ibrox which has tried to discourage the old song book with predictable results.

You got a link to it.

[Thecat23]

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Depends if he knows where he posted it.Probably looking for it and complaining he's been banned?

😂😂

[Hibernia&Alba]

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A trawl through Rangers media (wtf is wrong with those people) would suggest this relates to bar near Ibrox which has tried to discourage the old song book with predictable results.

So it's a story of things turning nasty in a Rangers pub when the landlord asks civilised behaviour of its patrons? Now it makes sense.