Had a laugh reading an article in today's Herald. Here's how it starts:

Neil Lennon is staying at Hibernian and will entertain and enrage for a few years yet
IF you make the mistake of listening to those who ought to be ignored then Neil Lennon could cause nationwide outrage by sneezing.
As the man himself said, after that day at Ibrox not so long ago, picking his nose would provoke some to consider rioting. Indeed, how civilisation managed to carry on after a man cupped his ears is one for future scholars...


http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/15523147.Neil_Lennon_is_staying_at_Hibernian_and_w ill_entertain_and_enrage_for_a_few_years_yet/?ref=ebls