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    If the answer is.....

    If the answer is 'a Hearts supporter', what would the question be?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 3pm View Post
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    If the answer is 'a Hearts supporter', what would the question be?
    1. What is the name given to someone of very low average intelligence?
    2. Who was the Walter Mitty character based on?
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    Who invented a poke bum w#%€

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    Who wakes up every morning wishing their key parental influence was a Hibs supporter?
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    What is the market for this container full of plastic predatory birds that are just loading up at Shenzen docks?

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    What do you call a paedophile

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    Who celebrated for many weeks a glorious league and cup double in 1986?

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    Who inserts their loose change into simulations of farmyard animals?

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    What do you call someone who pays for a season ticket in the seat of his choice to watch silky passing football tactically masterminded by the greatest young manager in the country at a football stadium reputed to have the best atmosphere in Europe..
    But recieves for his £500 a random seat in a quarter filled rugby stadium to watch hoofball masterminded by the creator of the 4 6 0 invention ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fat freddy View Post
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    What do you call someone who pays for a season ticket in the seat of his choice to watch silky passing football tactically masterminded by the greatest young manager in the country at a football stadium reputed to have the best atmosphere in Europe..
    But recieves for his £500 a random seat in a quarter filled rugby stadium to watch hoofball masterminded by the creator of the 4 6 0 inventor ?


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    Another word for *****?

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    Who doesn't bath or shower daily...

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    How has 7 fingers on each hand?

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    Whose arse fell out at approximately 16.52 on 21st May 2016?

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    what you call somebody who believes the jambos wont be relegated?

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    Who thinks renting a pitch that most school teams have first dibs on means your club actually owns the facility?

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    Who has the dirtiest neck in football today?

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    Who now has to pay for the privilege of watching a team managed by a man who spent a May afternoon in 1986 in bed because he bottled it whilst his team mates also bottled it on the park?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat freddy View Post
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    What do you call someone who pays for a season ticket in the seat of his choice to watch silky passing football tactically masterminded by the greatest young manager in the country at a football stadium reputed to have the best atmosphere in Europe..
    But recieves for his £500 a random seat in a quarter filled rugby stadium to watch hoofball masterminded by the creator of the 4 6 0 invention ?
    Fantastic Fat Freddy 9/10.

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    Who has to have legs no longer than 24 inches and have a torso no wider than 12 inches to be able to fit in their seat in their new stand, if the seats ever arrive.

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    If a hun can't afford the bus to Glasgow, what does it become...

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    How many people actually own Heart of Midlothian FC?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless View Post
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    If a hun can't afford the bus to Glasgow, what does it become...

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    A bus with a spare seat 😀

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    What is the market for this container full of plastic predatory birds that are just loading up at Shenzen docks?

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    Who wishes they could retract the 1902 related texts and tweets they sent when 2-0 up after 75 minutes when Stubbsy went to Tynecastle?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northernhibee View Post
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    Who wishes they could retract the 1902 related texts and tweets they sent when 2-0 up after 75 minutes when Stubbsy went to Tynecastle?


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