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    First dates that go wrong

    Has anyone had a first date that ended as, er, differently as this one?

    http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/br...dow-429022.amp


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    I've heard some ridiculous first date stories but never anything as random as that.

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    If ever somebody deserved the nickname "Winnie".

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    I don't understand why, if she was willing to scoop it out and chuck it, why she didn't just leave it out there and not 'fess up.

    It's not as if, when encountering a bad smell in the days to come, the boy would automatically think "I bet that smell is coming from a jobbie my date threw out the window".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Future17 View Post
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    I don't understand why, if she was willing to scoop it out and chuck it, why she didn't just leave it out there and not 'fess up.

    It's not as if, when encountering a bad smell in the days to come, the boy would automatically think "I bet that smell is coming from a jobbie my date threw out the window".
    It's always a little ***** that causes all the trouble.

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    More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
    Welt.

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    Old enough to know better. Stupid enough to do it anyway. Mr White's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColinNish View Post
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    More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
    Welt.
    That's surely not as bad as rooting around in your own waste like a hog before getting yourself stuck inbetween 2 windows trying to get your hands covered in it for a second time because your aim in trying to jetison the dirty parcel in the first place was somewhat lacking in accuracy?

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    Fill the waste bin with water and chuck it down the pan FFS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColinNish View Post
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    More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
    Welt.
    I'd be doing the same, sack paying 300 for a new window when you know the story could earn you it.
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    Think the whole thing is made up. You just wouldn't take that pic and share it with the world. He's likely made a stack of cash though.

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    S**t happens

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    It is even funnier reading it on the BBC Pidgin service...

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Exile View Post
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    Think the whole thing is made up. You just wouldn't take that pic and share it with the world. He's likely made a stack of cash though.
    I agree 100% with you.

    And to think the BBC website had it prominently on display too! All day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Exile View Post
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    Think the whole thing is made up. You just wouldn't take that pic and share it with the world. He's likely made a stack of cash though.
    The Fire Service confirmed that it happened.

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    Weird people. Why would anyone publicise someone else's faecal problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    The Fire Service confirmed that it happened.
    I'm sure it happened but it screams to me it was an attempt to get a story/picture viral gone wrong (or right I suppose).

    There was another story a few weeks back that done the rounds about a girl who wrapped a certain waste procuct in toilet paper and put it in her handbag because it wouldn't flush. Jumping on the bandwagon of that 'success' imo.
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    Message to brain -

    Next time try the old - 'Would you like to come back to my place and see my Louis Theroux'.

    If that doesn't work I'll bring out the Nick Clegg's 'Life in Politics' Dvd line.


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    The whole story doesn't reflect too well on anyone really!

    Pathetic.

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    A perfect example of nobodies. wanting their face on the telly/in the newspapers/on the web at any cost.
    As per usual, all it does is show a complete lack of class in themselves and the section of the populus that encourages them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColinNish View Post
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    More sad is the fact he started a "just giving" page to pay for the smashed window.
    Welt.
    It had made over 3k when I read about it yesterday, what sort of dafty gives money for that nonsense.

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