Girls like Simon Murray.
This could be a great wee tune to sing when he scores, to the tune of the song below obviously.
https://youtu.be/T0FmGwUDFf0
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29-07-2017 06:55 PM #1
Girls don't like boys...
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29-07-2017 07:11 PM #3
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Seen it get posted about, it's catchy however it needs a second line to it tho no?
someone need get creative !
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29-07-2017 07:13 PM #4This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
United we stand here....
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29-07-2017 07:26 PM #5Elephant StoneLeft by mutual consent!
Girls don't like boys, girls like Simon Murray
When he takes his pants off, your bird's there in a hurry
With fiery red hair and big handsome teeth
He plays for the Hibees, he ****ing loves Leith
Girls don't like boys, girls like Simon Murray
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29-07-2017 07:42 PM #6This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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30-07-2017 09:34 AM #7
Using the same melody as the OP above,How about?
' We don't need Boyce we've got Simon Murray, Red haired Hibee always in a hurry.
Last edited by seanshow; 30-07-2017 at 09:37 AM.
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30-07-2017 10:01 AM #8
I originally just posted it as a laugh so I'm surprised at how popular this chant seems to be, bet365 even tweeted it yesterday!
https://twitter.com/bet365/status/891319242624315393
But yeah I think we need a second line if we want to actually sing it
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30-07-2017 10:08 AM #9
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"Hearts would buy him but they have no money"
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30-07-2017 10:12 AM #10
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30-07-2017 10:13 AM #11
Hearts are ****e, Cole Stockton is a huddy.
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30-07-2017 10:19 AM #16
At least needs two lines, to get around repetition and boredom issues.
Roughly fitting with the original lyrics....
Girl's don't like boys, girls like Simon Murrrraaayyyyy....
Simon laughs at Hearts, they're ****ing funnnnnnnyyyyy...
He plays for the Hibs and he scores all the goals.
Ginger hair on his body, should drive a Ferrari.
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE SIMON MURRRRRAAAAAAYYYYY.
Ginger hair referring to what's on his napper, rather than alluding to more questionable bodily hair.
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30-07-2017 10:22 AM #17This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote''It's always been just part of the culture. Growing up, for most working-class kids, is all about football, music or clothes. You might not have much money, but whatever you have got, you're going to look good.'' - Paul Weller
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30-07-2017 11:12 AM #18This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"Scores a goal and all of Leith is sunny"
...and repeat...
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30-07-2017 11:40 AM #19
Ten pints in George Street and then he'll have a curry".
Just keeping it real.
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30-07-2017 11:43 AM #20
Fast as ****, he's always in a hurry.
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30-07-2017 11:47 AM #21This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
United we stand here....
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30-07-2017 06:16 PM #22This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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30-07-2017 09:06 PM #23This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Yip I like it lots. 😁
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30-07-2017 10:05 PM #24
Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray
Kyle Lafferty is a ****.
Does that not go? Shame
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30-07-2017 11:32 PM #25
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He has red hair that looks like chicken curry!
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31-07-2017 12:05 AM #27This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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31-07-2017 02:16 AM #29
Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray
We don't care that his hair looks so funny
**** the hearts **** the huns we will beat them for fun
We've always got jambos out on the run
Girls don't like boys girls like Simon Murray
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31-07-2017 10:39 AM #30This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I see you've abandoned what I regarded as one of the top five .net avatars. Great pity.
On another note, I don't think anyone here will be writing lyrics for a living anytime soon.
I'd prefer "Hearts don't pay bills, they keep poppy sellers money."
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