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  1. 27-07-2017 04:32 PM #1
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    Hearts Haikus

    Cathro is guru
    Goalposts. Schematics. Blue Toon.
    A conspiracy

    (A haiku is a Japanese poem without rhymes. The only rules are that it needs three lines, the first and third must have 5 syllables, the second must have seven)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
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    Cathro is guru
    Goalposts. Schematics. Blue Toon.
    A conspiracy

    (A haiku is a Japanese poem without rhymes. The only rules are that it needs three lines, the first and third must have 5 syllables, the second must have seven)
    Control the scoreline
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    A situation
    In which we control the game
    But not the score line
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacomo View Post
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    A situation
    In which we control the game
    But not the score line
    The winner as it's an actual haiku and very good.

    *pedant alert.
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  15. 27-07-2017 05:05 PM #15
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    bugger me, that was pretty pretentious
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  17. 27-07-2017 05:11 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
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    Cathro is guru
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    A conspiracy

    (A haiku is a Japanese poem without rhymes. The only rules are that it needs three lines, the first and third must have 5 syllables, the second must have seven)
    When you're slagging off,
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    In the title helps!

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  20. 27-07-2017 05:20 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean1875 View Post
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  22. 27-07-2017 05:21 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wee Effen Bee View Post
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    When you're slagging off,
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    In the title helps!

    Respect pedantry
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    Quote Originally Posted by KWJ View Post
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    The winner as it's an actual haiku and very good.

    *pedant alert.

    Thanks!

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