Hearts' New Stand Thread (Merged)

[HFC_NYC]

I tried to paste the statement here, but couldn't due to the fact that it exceeded the number of characters permitted per post. That right there sums up how full of hot air she is. I couldn't get through the whole thing, but I did learn that the new pitch is the first pitch in the world to have a 24/7 monitoring system. What is it with these clowns and the need to constantly blow their own trumpets?

[WhileTheChief..]

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Link please,I love a Budget statement

Apologies, that should have said tome, not statement.

[Brummie_Hibs]

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but I did learn that the new pitch is the first pitch in the world to have a 24/7 monitoring system. [

What? Is it to stop the pitch from absconding and laying itself in a proper stadium!!??

[O'Rourke3]

It's huge. They bought a team to play in the Reserve league. They've laid a pitch which is a world first and they've managed to get an infrastructure project in one time against "impossible deadlines". They've operned a bar - I hope someone bought the license. There's about another 10 paragraphs which I can't be ersed reading.

[Treadstone]

Budge "Hibs have had a good result, what can we do?"
Potter "4-6-0"
Budge "I know, release a statement"

[CockneyRebel]

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I tried to paste the statement here, but couldn't due to the fact that it exceeded the number of characters permitted per post. That right there sums up how full of hot air she is. I couldn't get through the whole thing, but I did learn that the new pitch is the first pitch in the world to have a 24/7 monitoring system. What is it with these clowns and the need to constantly blow their own trumpets?

Like the one's some of them wear around their ankles?

[weecounty hibby]

Deflection tactics. Hibernian qualify for another round in Europe, sign a world cup striker, hearts have planted some grass. Let's call it special grass that is so special that we need to watch it 24/7! Suppose it's better than actually watching hearts hoofball!

[Mibbes Aye]

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I tried to paste the statement here, but couldn't due to the fact that it exceeded the number of characters permitted per post. That right there sums up how full of hot air she is. I couldn't get through the whole thing, but I did learn that the new pitch is the first pitch in the world to have a 24/7 monitoring system. What is it with these clowns and the need to constantly blow their own trumpets?

They've got to do something with all those huddies they've signed, I suppose.

[Borderhibbie76]

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Budge has done another lengthy statement about, well, everything and nothing. On their website.

Saw it...fell asleep after the 1st paragraph...utter drivel

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[WoreTheGreen]

What’ better watching paint dry or grass grow

[Borderhibbie76]

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Deflection tactics. Hibernian qualify for another round in Europe, sign a world cup striker, hearts have planted some grass. Let's call it special grass that is so special that we need to watch it 24/7! Suppose it's better than actually watching hearts hoofball!

They Muppets will fall for it...good news week for Hibs so the good Dr comes out with 300 paragraphs of utter drivel to keep the sparryheids happy

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[PatHead]

Hints the council are the reason for the delay on the nursery.

[madsen5]

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They Muppets will fall for it...good news week for Hibs so the good Dr comes out with 300 paragraphs of utter drivel to keep the sparryheids happy

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Shame the pitch isn't big enough 😂😂

[tamig]

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Here’s the latest fantasy our Gorgie chums are creaming themselves over.
Gorgie to the left, Wheatfield to the right.
What they just cannae get into their heads that any proposal like this is just not structurally possible, given the essential nature of the floodlight pylons that hold the damn roof trusses up.

You’ve got to laugh.

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Lol. Have any of the others raised the question? They could of course cantilever it all from the back with all that spare land they have.

[RyeSloan]

Does she get a chocolate coin for every time she mentions Tynecastle Park in her statements? Or maybe it’s for words in inverted commas or does that explain her over use of ellipses?

A rather rambling statement as per normal but did love the fact that not only is the monitoring system for their pitch the first of its kind in the world it also means that Tynecastle Park will become one of the most monitored venues in the world!

[greenginger]

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Lol. Have any of the others raised the question? They could of course cantilever it all from the back with all that spare land they have.

Nah , sky hooks are all that's required

[SuperAllyMcleod]

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Does she get a chocolate coin for every time she mentions Tynecastle Park in her statements? Or maybe it’s for words in inverted commas or does that explain her over use of ellipses?

A rather rambling statement as per normal but did love the fact that not only is the monitoring system for their pitch the first of its kind in the world it also means that Tynecastle Park will become one of the most monitored venues in the world!

She’s missed a trick, this could have been split into 4 or 5 statements and put them well clear of the The Rangers in the statement league.

[Mibbes Aye]

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Does she get a chocolate coin for every time she mentions Tynecastle Park in her statements? Or maybe it’s for words in inverted commas or does that explain her over use of ellipses?

A rather rambling statement as per normal but did love the fact that not only is the monitoring system for their pitch the first of its kind in the world it also means that Tynecastle Park will become one of the most monitored venues in the world!

I was just about to post re the inverted commas and ellipses and her wording in general. It's like an Atari console has become sentient and is trying to pass itself off as human.

What was more interesting was the reference to an 'all-singing, all-dancing' sprinkler system.

That will explain why I saw Lockie coming out of the Stella Mann College the other day.

[hibees 7062]

[Captain Trips]

The stadium was a dump on the first page of this thread and it remains so.

[Joe6-2]

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Deflection tactics. Hibernian qualify for another round in Europe, sign a world cup striker, hearts have planted some grass. Let's call it special grass that is so special that we need to watch it 24/7! Suppose it's better than actually watching hearts hoofball!

Like watching grass grow

[Barney McGrew]

Budgie certainly likes a.......dot or two in her statements

[greenlex]

See if you read her statement and in your head read it in a Donald Trump voice it’s actually quite scary.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

It's an embarrassing situation no matter how hard they try to gloss it over.

[hibees 7062]

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Here’s the latest fantasy our Gorgie chums are creaming themselves over.
Gorgie to the left, Wheatfield to the right.
What they just cannae get into their heads that any proposal like this is just not structurally possible, given the essential nature of the floodlight pylons that hold the damn roof trusses up.

You’ve got to laugh.

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Where did you get this from ?

[Aldo]

It has taken them since Feb 2017 to get to the stage they are currently at and they are still nowhere near completion.

Funds have obviously dried up however let them dream about filling in the corners because that is only in their dreams given how long it has taken with thus bit part project!


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[Ozyhibby]

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Here’s the latest fantasy our Gorgie chums are creaming themselves over.
Gorgie to the left, Wheatfield to the right.
What they just cannae get into their heads that any proposal like this is just not structurally possible, given the essential nature of the floodlight pylons that hold the damn roof trusses up.

You’ve got to laugh.

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I think they should crack on and make a start cutting those pylons out the way.


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[hibees 7062]

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I think they should crack on and make a start cutting those pylons out the way.


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Don't give them ideas

[jakedance]

Budge’s statements read like a cross between a Trump press conference and a round-robin sent by a gin soaked aunt at Christmas. Cringey and amateur.

[hibby6270]

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Where did you get this from ?

Unashamedly have to admit, it’s from Kickback.

Like others on here, I sneak a keek now and again for some light relief. Their new stand thread had made it on to page 1, so was compelled to see what was up.