Hearts' New Stand Thread (Merged)

***brog*** · 21-09-2017 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by matty_f

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Or just Tiny.

I like that Matty though you need to see it written to fully appreciate. At the moment, their new glasshouse with no seats it's just Stand!

**Crazyhorse** · 21-09-2017 10:00 PM

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***YAM BREAKING NEWS***

First of the new executive bathrooms has been completed...

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The Craig Levine Throneroom...

**HoboHarry** · 21-09-2017 10:07 PM

What about calling it the Crystal Coup

(or cowp depending on how you want to spell the word)

**hibeesdude** · 22-09-2017 07:32 AM

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No longer with us.

Gracemount High

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**~~Peevemor~~** · 22-09-2017 08:54 AM

They seem to be accepting that their glass frontage does in fact look a bit mundane, so they're now speaking about replacing the glass when they've got some money to turn it into a giant video screen.

So they're now getting all excited about their big monobloc crest. They seem to be doing a very good job of it but some of the over reaction is hilarious, eg. "This has been designed to look symmetrical from eye level.. Not top down.. Incredible attention to detail.. Can't help but applaud it. " - erm, it's centred in a square surround - incredible?

They're also worried that the hobos will start spitting on it - I reckon sPit will be the least of their problems.

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***lapsedhibee*** · 22-09-2017 08:56 AM

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They're also worried that the hobos will start spitting on it

When will it be finished?

***Kato*** · 22-09-2017 09:12 AM

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They seem to be accepting that their glass frontage does in fact look a bit mundane, so they're now speaking about replacing the glass when they've got some money to turn it into a giant video screen.

So they're now getting all excited about their big monobloc crest. They seem to be doing a very good job of it but some of the over reaction is hilarious, eg. "This has been designed to look symmetrical from eye level.. Not top down.. Incredible attention to detail.. Can't help but applaud it. " - erm, it's centred in a square surround - incredible?

They're also worried that the hobos will start spitting on it - I reckon sPit will be the least of their problems.

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The reason the populace of Edinburgh spits on the High Street heart is because it was where the most hated building in the city stood, the Heart of Midlothian was a nickname for the debtors prison - which seems apt.

**Iain G** · 22-09-2017 09:47 AM

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The Craig Levine Throneroom...

Surely its the Craig Latrine?

Or the Budge Bog?

***Rattler*** · 22-09-2017 09:51 AM

What about calling it - The Budgie Cludgie"?

**~~Peevemor~~** · 22-09-2017 09:52 AM

I just came across this site with photos of the East at ER dated 13/07/2010, ie. 5 weeks before it opened.

http://stadiumdb.com/constructions/s...r_road_stadium

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Seats? From top to bottom? What will they think of next?

**MB62** · 22-09-2017 09:53 AM

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***YAM BREAKING NEWS***

First of the new executive bathrooms has been completed...

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Always knew that place was a 5h1te hoose

***One Day Soon*** · 22-09-2017 09:58 AM

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They seem to be accepting that their glass frontage does in fact look a bit mundane, so they're now speaking about replacing the glass when they've got some money to turn it into a giant video screen.

So they're now getting all excited about their big monobloc crest. They seem to be doing a very good job of it but some of the over reaction is hilarious, eg. "This has been designed to look symmetrical from eye level.. Not top down.. Incredible attention to detail.. Can't help but applaud it. " - erm, it's centred in a square surround - incredible?

They're also worried that the hobos will start spitting on it - I reckon sPit will be the least of their problems.

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Its basically a monoblock driveway with a design.

So this has turned into:

"Sorry mate, we've made an ar5e of your house extension. We thought you wanted something ugly and functional. Can we make it up to you with a bit of monoblock instead?"

***Jack Hackett*** · 22-09-2017 10:12 AM

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Its basically a monoblock driveway with a design.

So this has turned into:

"Sorry mate, we've made an ar5e of your house extension. We thought you wanted something ugly and functional. Can we make it up to you with a bit of monoblock instead?"

Yam reply

'Haven't a clue what that is, but if you can make it the biggest in Scotland, we'll defo be up for it'

**Iain G** · 22-09-2017 10:13 AM

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Its basically a monoblock driveway with a design.

So this has turned into:

"Sorry mate, we've made an ar5e of your house extension. We thought you wanted something ugly and functional. Can we make it up to you with a bit of monoblock instead?"

Lyle Lanley:
You know, a club with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

Levein:
Heh-heh, mule.

Lyle Lanley:
The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Hibernian idea.

Medals MacKay:
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as those Hobo's. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

Lyle Lanley:
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Tynecastle Monoblock!
(everyone gasps)
I've sold monoblock to Bromley, AFC Flyde and Biggleswade Town, and, by gum, it put them on the map...

etc etc etc

Mono-d'oh!

***green day*** · 22-09-2017 10:37 AM

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They seem to be accepting that their glass frontage does in fact look a bit mundane, so they're now speaking about replacing the glass when they've got some money to turn it into a giant video screen.

So they're now getting all excited about their big monobloc crest. They seem to be doing a very good job of it but some of the over reaction is hilarious, eg. "This has been designed to look symmetrical from eye level.. Not top down.. Incredible attention to detail.. Can't help but applaud it. " - erm, it's centred in a square surround - incredible?

They're also worried that the hobos will start spitting on it - I reckon sPit will be the least of their problems.

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I think having the crest as part of their entrance is quite a neat idea.

However whats more important - in a normal world - is having a stand that can be inhabited, even if by mutants.

Someone (edit, it was you !!!) just up thread posted a pic of the East 5 weeks from completion, it actually looks ready to sit in.

I wonder when the announcement of alternative arrangements will be made by Budge?

Wait til they have another win or two under their belt and the radges across the road will swallow whatever she says?

**Col L** · 22-09-2017 11:11 AM

Liking the Wernham Hogg suggestions, but what about The St James Centre? - in honour of another famous Edinburgh carbunkle? The similarities are frightening.

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***Newry Hibs*** · 22-09-2017 11:17 AM

At last some good news for the benefits of this stand ....

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-41351549

***renato*** · 22-09-2017 11:26 AM

Keep it simple, "The Office".

If Murrayfield's on the cards for the derby, they'll limit our allocation to the Roseburn equivalent or, if greedy, to the same allocation as the zombies.

No danger they'll open it up to as many as we want, regardless of the windfall they'd get - imagine getting the chance to outnumber them at their own home game, it'd be an invasion from us and they'd never live that down...

**MyJo** · 22-09-2017 11:34 AM

The Teeny Tiny Contact Centre

***Brummie_Hibs*** · 22-09-2017 11:37 AM

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The "Microsoft Office" stand?

They get a free windows upgrade 😁

They'll need Micro Chips!

**Iain G** · 22-09-2017 11:49 AM

The "Just Have To" stand

***WhileTheChief..*** · 22-09-2017 12:09 PM

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Lyle Lanley:
You know, a club with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

Levein:
Heh-heh, mule.

Lyle Lanley:
The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Hibernian idea.

Medals MacKay:
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as those Hobo's. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

Lyle Lanley:
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Tynecastle Monoblock!
(everyone gasps)
I've sold monoblock to Bromley, AFC Flyde and Biggleswade Town, and, by gum, it put them on the map...

etc etc etc

Mono-d'oh!

Genius!!

One of the best bits off the soundtrack.

"See my vest, see my vest....."

***AltheHibby*** · 22-09-2017 12:12 PM

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Lyle Lanley:
You know, a club with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

Levein:
Heh-heh, mule.

Lyle Lanley:
The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Hibernian idea.

Medals MacKay:
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as those Hobo's. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

Lyle Lanley:
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Tynecastle Monoblock!
(everyone gasps)
I've sold monoblock to Bromley, AFC Flyde and Biggleswade Town, and, by gum, it put them on the map...

etc etc etc

Mono-d'oh!

Love the reference to one of the best simpson episodes.😁

***AltheHibby*** · 22-09-2017 12:12 PM

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Always knew that place was a 5h1te hoose

If they're the heart and sole, is that the fartin hole?

Edit: expected the picture of the cludgie to appear. My comment makes no sense without it.

***MrSmith*** · 22-09-2017 12:37 PM

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Gracemount High

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Sure is :)

**Iain G** · 22-09-2017 12:59 PM

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Genius!!

One of the best bits off the soundtrack.

"See my vest, see my vest....."

See My Vest is just comedy genius

**HFCdeb** · 22-09-2017 03:56 PM

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Lyle Lanley:
You know, a club with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

Levein:
Heh-heh, mule.

Lyle Lanley:
The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Hibernian idea.

Medals MacKay:
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as those Hobo's. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

Lyle Lanley:
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Tynecastle Monoblock!
(everyone gasps)
I've sold monoblock to Bromley, AFC Flyde and Biggleswade Town, and, by gum, it put them on the map...

etc etc etc

Mono-d'oh!

HAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed so hard at this I cried. Genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen posted on this site. I salute you!

***Hibby70*** · 22-09-2017 04:08 PM

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Love the reference to one of the best simpson episodes.😁

Actually seeing as they're doing the monoblock they could also sing The Stonecutters Song.

Who builds a stand with a curtain wall
Who always signs players that are tall
We do, we do...

**~~Sergey~~** · 22-09-2017 04:11 PM

Maybe Gorgie is trying to win an award?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-41351549

***Bostonhibby*** · 22-09-2017 04:11 PM

The Never, Never stand?

Never likely to reach the end of the payment plan, never getting any nearer the shares for fan ownership and definitely never going to look like the drawing.

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