Hearts' New Stand Thread (Merged)

[TheReg!]

Are we potentially looking like playing at Murrayfield for the 2nd derby?

[Onceinawhile]

Only according to experts on here who have "heard rumours".

[Kato]

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Only according to experts on here who have "heard rumours".

They've been correct on most things so far.

[Green Blood]

This project is well behind schedule, no sign yet of seats, roof still to be completed, lower stand yet to be done and the gap between roseburn stand and main stand still a gaping hole.

Its hilarious really, this will drag on for months and months.

Here are recent pics 19th Sept.

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[jgl07]

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This project is well behind schedule, no sign yet of seats, roof still to be completed, lower stand yet to be done and the gap between roseburn stand and main stand still a gaping hole.

Its hilarious really, this will drag on for months and months.

They presumably can't complete the lower steelwork as that would mean any machines used to complete the decking and the roof would have to run on to the pitch. I suspect that it will still be a quagmire by the time the thing is finished.

[Iain G]

***BREAKING YAM NEWS***

Our top secret reporter, undercover as one of the three builders on site today, sends a photo of the first seats being installed on site...

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[Iain G]

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They presumably can't complete the lower steelwork as that would mean any machines used to complete the decking and the roof would have to run on to the pitch. I suspect that it will still be a quagmire by the time the thing is finished.

So once steel frame is complete they will have to finish the decking and roof from behind (or down the side) of the stadium?

[MurrayfieldHibs]

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This project is well behind schedule, no sign yet of seats, roof still to be completed, lower stand yet to be done and the gap between roseburn stand and main stand still a gaping hole.

Its hilarious really, this will drag on for months and months.

Here are recent pics 19th Sept.

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I do hope that they paid all the import duties on the seats and have all the documentation completed.

Wouldn't want them to arrive at the port and get sent back to the far east

[Iain G]

***YAM BREAKING NEWS***

First of the new executive bathrooms has been completed...

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[green glory]

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They presumably can't complete the lower steelwork as that would mean any machines used to complete the decking and the roof would have to run on to the pitch. I suspect that it will still be a quagmire by the time the thing is finished.

But it'll be the best and largest quagmire in Scottish football.


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[MurrayfieldHibs]

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***YAM BREAKING NEWS***

First of the new executive bathrooms has been completed...

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[Green Blood]

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Very Yammish! Guarantee that at least half their fans still have gold taps fitted to their Avocado bath suites!

[Mibbes Aye]

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Seems they are now proclaiming that they now have a plaza. No one else has a plaza. They are the big famous team coz they've got a plaza. I wonder if this is the new comfort blanket now that the reality has set in that this new stand is not what was ordered - ie the biggest bestest stand ever.

I think that was a predictive text error.

They have pizza, not plaza. To go with the chips.

Still innovative though...

[Green Blood]

https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p...dsgstdmstxxodr


I have a suspicion that Ann Fudge is about to announce an innovative concept of " Bring Your Own Seats". Being so forward thinking and ahead of everyone else its inevitable HMFC will be the first club.

She has struck a deal with this supplier aptly named for all Yams who want to buy and bring their own seat.

[GreenCastle]

Reality is hitting them that after all the money spent their crowds still won't be break 20,000 any time soon for a home game.

Regarding the unfinished work of the stand - none of them really know what the plan is...

Seats fitted first for upper sections or lower sections installed and then seats fitted...but gap of unfinished work next to police box.

Next few weeks will be interesting to see what they do - hopefully seats delayed even further

[Deansy]

When it's finished, no doubt them being them, will have cooked-up some grand, big, glitzy opening-ceremony with all/any celebrities they can hire/their chums in the cooncil/ TV-Cameras/ fireworks etc, etc - so looking forward to their reply when asked 'WHY ?' the end-product looks absolutely XXXX-all like the blue-prints - perhaps the most important question - WTF HAPPENED TO THE BIGGEST GLASS CURTAIN IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL ??.


That's presuming that, as it's not Huns/Septic, the Scottish Football media will actually ask probing/awkward/difficult questions ??.

[CallumLaidlaw]

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Only according to experts on here who have "heard rumours".

There's an email doing the rounds from a company looking for "fire alarm engineers" for Tynecastle, for work up until Christmas.

[scoopyboy]

As soon as they open their new doors there are around 200 seats that they cannot sell as they are positioned behind the Police building in the corner. Can't see the pitch from them.

Great idea eh.

[EastThomasSTboy]

I havent read every page of this thread, however I think we should start a Competition for the best "Derogatory" name that all we Hibbys can call it/refer to it as.

I liked the former name PBS , the PINK BUS SHELTER, but I would like their new stand/tynie to be called,........ The BIG GLASS DOLE OFFICE.

It just rolls off the tongue!!!.(7)

[wpj]

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I havent read every page of this thread, however I think we should start a Competition for the best "Derogatory" name that all we Hibbys can call it/refer to it as.

I liked the former name PBS , the PINK BUS SHELTER, but I would like their new stand/tynie to be called,........ The BIG GLASS DOLE OFFICE.

It just rolls off the tongue!!!.(7)

Perspex Palace
David Brent Arena

[Brunswickbill]

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I havent read every page of this thread, however I think we should start a Competition for the best "Derogatory" name that all we Hibbys can call it/refer to it as.

I liked the former name PBS , the PINK BUS SHELTER, but I would like their new stand/tynie to be called,........ The BIG GLASS DOLE OFFICE.

It just rolls of the tongue!!!.(7)

I was going to suggest the Wee Windaes but that's already taken.

[Hibby70]

Wimbledon has Henman Hill

The Jambos have Grange Hill.

[KdyHby]

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Wimbledon has Henman Hill

The Jambos have Grange Hill.

*******, I now have that tune stuck in my head

[Iain G]

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Perspex Palace
David Brent Arena

The "Should have gone to Specsavers" Arena

[macca70]

Highley likely that they will now cash in on a bumper Derby chrimbo/new year crowd at Murrayfield.

Wonder what size of crowd a Derby at that time of year could attract? 40k?

[Greenworld]

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There's an email doing the rounds from a company looking for "fire alarm engineers" for Tynecastle, for work up until Christmas.

Good stuff Xmas is what I was told apparently way behind internally..

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[green day]

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Highley likely that they will now cash in on a bumper Derby chrimbo/new year crowd at Murrayfield.

Wonder what size of crowd a Derby at that time of year could attract? 40k?

Crank up the swear filter.......

If those inbred twats get to play us at Murrayfield, then its a ****ing disgrace.

They have no right to be making money out of their own **** up. I just hope the cost overruns take care of any extra they make from Murrayfield.

Disgrace of a club, cannae organise a piss up in a brewery but always come out smelling of roses.

****ing ****ers the lot of them

[rotherhamrob]

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I havent read every page of this thread, however I think we should start a Competition for the best "Derogatory" name that all we Hibbys can call it/refer to it as.

I liked the former name PBS , the PINK BUS SHELTER, but I would like their new stand/tynie to be called,........ The BIG GLASS DOLE OFFICE.

It just rolls off the tongue!!!.(7)

The greenhouse.

[Hibernia&Alba]

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***YAM BREAKING NEWS***

First of the new executive bathrooms has been completed...

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Camera installed by Graeme Rix and Craig Thompson

[Deansy]

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I havent read every page of this thread, however I think we should start a Competition for the best "Derogatory" name that all we Hibbys can call it/refer to it as.

I liked the former name PBS , the PINK BUS SHELTER, but I would like their new stand/tynie to be called,........ The BIG GLASS DOLE OFFICE.

It just rolls off the tongue!!!.(7)

Me too, I like the abbreviation and think we should continue with that theme - so bearing in mind the fun, laughter, bewilderment, consternation etc this 'Example Of World-Class Architecture' has given us, I think it should be -

PBS - WTF ?? (Question-marks optional)