Hearts' New Stand Thread (Merged)

[McD]

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I would ask you to note that the stand was finished in September, bar the seats.

I’m seething with cringe at the best ever biggest largest magnificentist gloriousist plywood board

[Kojock]

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Anybody missing a pair of curtains?

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Bespoke jacket from Rosebury Tailoring no less. Taken from their FB page

As Ann Budge reveals the new HeartofMidlothianFC stand, we reveal our stunning suit jacket in the newly launched Hearts tartan, commissioned especially for Ann and the event.

Our work is making real headway in the sporting world and we look forward to sharing some more exciting developments with you soon.

[Bostonhibby]

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I’m seething with cringe at the best ever biggest largest magnificentist gloriousist plywood board

It could be MDF?

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[007]

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Anybody missing a pair of curtains?

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Jambo Burberry = Turdberry

[Deansy]

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Mysterious Benefactor might give them a wee Xmas present Seems incredible-this wasn't factored in In the first place
Even more incredible that folk actually sat behind it with restricted view


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The ones who pay for these seats and still sit in them - despite the 'view' they offer - are 100% pure PHM - real Jambo Windae-lickers

[lapsedhibee]

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Bespoke jacket from Rosebury Tailoring no less. Taken from their FB page

As Ann Budge reveals the new HeartofMidlothianFC stand, we reveal our stunning suit jacket in the newly launched Hearts tartan, commissioned especially for Ann and the event.

Our work is making real headway in the sporting world and we look forward to sharing some more exciting developments with you soon.

Actually Roseberry Tailoring, which appears to have some connection with Lord Rosebery, whose family are, famously, secret benefactors to the Hearts of Midalbion. Can't figure out the difference in spelling though. Could it be that they misspelled themselves at some point, and Drs Budge's and Hearts' relentless lack of proofreading is some sort of attempt to ingratiate themselves with their toffships?

Hearts tartan

[Wee Effen Bee]

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Is this what we are reduced to?

Apparently it is for some. Sad isn’t it.🙁

[HFCdeb]

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Bespoke jacket from Rosebury Tailoring no less. Taken from their FB page

As Ann Budge reveals the new HeartofMidlothianFC stand, we reveal our stunning suit jacket in the newly launched Hearts tartan, commissioned especially for Ann and the event.

Our work is making real headway in the sporting world and we look forward to sharing some more exciting developments with you soon.

Boak.

[monktonharp]

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Ann Budge, 27th October 2017

'The seats with restricted view will either not be sold, or sold at reduced prices if demand exceeds supply'


Demand certainly did not exceed supply so what's the truth - the folk clearly sitting in the 'restricted view' seats get them cheap ??


Btw - honestly can't believe the mentality of those who did sit there anyway, when there were so many spare seats elsewhere in their stand with no restricted views !!

your picture does nothing else than expose muppetism. you are being naughty, are you not?

[NAE NOOKIE]

To be fair to Hertz they do have another first in Scottish football as far as I know and that's a ground with not one but two tunnels. Call me petty and childish, but if things are going well at half time when we next visit the supermegadome it would be hilarious if the Hibs players accidentally headed for the new main stand tunnel ... after all, the two side stands are almost identical and it would be an easy mistake to make, wouldn't it?

[Alan62]

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Building warrant application in yesterday to " reduce the profile of the police command post to improve visibility from the new stand "


https://citydev-portal.edinburgh.gov...=OZF167EWL8000


Altogether now - BOOOOOOOO!

REDUCING it does not remove it. The key wording in the application is 'to provide better visibility'. That could be anything from one seat getting a better view to the whole lot. We'll just have to see what this £15,000 remedial measure brings.

[Albanian Hibs]

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Apparently it is for some. Sad isn’t it.🙁

Nobody asked you to read this thread

[Geo_1875]

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REDUCING it does not remove it. The key wording in the application is 'to provide better visibility'. That could be anything from one seat getting a better view to the whole lot. We'll just have to see what this £15,000 remedial measure brings.

£15k of perspex sheeting to replace the wood and corrugated tin that is obstructing punters view.

[jacomo]

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Apparently it is for some. Sad isn’t it.🙁

Agree that personal abuse towards the good lady doctor is not on.

She'll be getting more of this from Hearts supporters in the coming months so no need.

Mocking her ludicrous pronouncements on the new stand is fair game though!

[Moulin Yarns]

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Building warrant application in yesterday to " reduce the profile of the police command post to improve visibility from the new stand "


https://citydev-portal.edinburgh.gov...=OZF167EWL8000


Altogether now - BOOOOOOOO!

Have a look at the applicant's name under further information

[greenginger]

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Have a look at the applicant's name under further information

Always new they were a bunch of tinkers !

[NAE NOOKIE]

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Agree that personal abuse towards the good lady doctor is not on.

She'll be getting more of this from Hearts supporters in the coming months so no need.

Mocking her ludicrous pronouncements on the new stand is fair game though!

Agreed ..... Its beneath us to go down the personal abuse line, especially towards the appearance of the woman, its ungentlemanly and we should be better than that. As Jacomo says there's plenty of other things we can laugh at her for without being personal.

Folk harp on about 'Hibs class' ... IMO that's anything but Hibs class, so lets cut it out eh!

[HFCdeb]

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Agreed ..... Its beneath us to go down the personal abuse line, especially towards the appearance of the woman, its ungentlemanly and we should be better than that. As Jacomo says there's plenty of other things we can laugh at her for without being personal.

Folk harp on about 'Hibs class' ... IMO that's anything but Hibs class, so lets cut it out eh!

I agree. However, I'd be neglecting my duties as a female if I didn't mock that monstrosity of an outfit she wore 😉

[Velma Dinkley]

She just needs to auction off her UGG boots to cover the cost of the police box modifications, which should have been made well before reopening the stand.

[Deansy]

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your picture does nothing else than expose muppetism. you are being naughty, are you not?

Guilty - however in my defence, it's mass-muppetism on such a grand scale that I couldn't help myself !. I get it that the stand is new so they're not acquainted with it's lay-out as of yet but the average human football-fan would, on discovering such a 'view', move immediatey to another seat (of which there was plenty !!) that had an unrestricted view - that picture just typifies the collective Jambo IQ !

[Newry Hibs]

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Guilty - however in my defence, it's mass-muppetism on such a grand scale that I couldn't help myself !. I get it that the stand is new so they're not acquainted with it's lay-out as of yet but the average human football-fan would, on discovering such a 'view', move immediatey to another seat (of which there was plenty !!) that had an unrestricted view - that picture just typifies the collective Jambo IQ !

Did they sit there the whole game? I think I'd have a go in one of the seats just to see how bad it was (forbye it's Hearts) - and then move if possible.

[brog]

Not really a stand post but didn't want to start another thread. How come Scotland & Yams are playing only 30 minutes apart on Saturday? Thought Edina's finest couldn't cope with this? Is this yet another accolade for the new Stand!

[CropleyWasGod]

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Not really a stand post but didn't want to start another thread. How come Scotland & Yams are playing only 30 minutes apart on Saturday? Thought Edina's finest couldn't cope with this? Is this yet another accolade for the new Stand!

They're playing in different places, so no problem......

At Murrayfield, these days, it's mostly on the deck.

[Phil MaGlass]

Surely the could put Potters Invisibility cloak over it and they would be able to see through it

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[JohnMcM]

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Agreed ..... Its beneath us to go down the personal abuse line, especially towards the appearance of the woman, its ungentlemanly and we should be better than that. As Jacomo says there's plenty of other things we can laugh at her for without being personal.

Folk harp on about 'Hibs class' ... IMO that's anything but Hibs class, so lets cut it out eh!

Agreed.

[Bostonhibby]

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Agreed ..... Its beneath us to go down the personal abuse line, especially towards the appearance of the woman, its ungentlemanly and we should be better than that. As Jacomo says there's plenty of other things we can laugh at her for without being personal.

Folk harp on about 'Hibs class' ... IMO that's anything but Hibs class, so lets cut it out eh!

there's an absolute wealth of material being churned out and yet to come. No need.

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[tamig]

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This thread, just as it should, will roll on and on and on so long as the savilles continue to make an erse out of themselves over tiny tynie. We have at least 6 more months of chuckles as things like the castle view lounge, plywood players tunnel and first chips ever come to yammy fruition.
I for one love this thread, I think it has equal amounts of wit and plurile humour, a perfect mix of the sacred and the profane and in years to come will be a much more fitting testament to the DR budge era than the sticky taped tin can stand itself. No amount of wet blanketry or yam lurking will stop this and of course you are free to not open the thread.
Here's to another 300 pages!!

Well said sir 😀

[IlDiavola]

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This thread, just as it should, will roll on and on and on so long as the savilles continue to make an erse out of themselves over tiny tynie. We have at least 6 more months of chuckles as things like the castle view lounge, plywood players tunnel and first chips ever come to yammy fruition.
I for one love this thread, I think it has equal amounts of wit and plurile humour, a perfect mix of the sacred and the profane and in years to come will be a much more fitting testament to the DR budge era than the sticky taped tin can stand itself. No amount of wet blanketry or yam lurking will stop this and of course you are free to not open the thread.
Here's to another 300 pages!!

Another 300 pages?

Why would we want to keep this stand thread at the top of the forum much longer? There can't be much more needing said.

There must be more Hibs related things to talk about surely to Christ?

It's been a good laugh but has now ran it's course in my opinion.

[jacomo]

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I agree. However, I'd be neglecting my duties as a female if I didn't mock that monstrosity of an outfit she wore 😉

This is a very valid point.

That whole photo op is just preposterous.

[Phil MaGlass]

Surely that suit is photoshopped,